TotallyNotDavid - Archidekt

TotallyNotDavid

Joined: 3 years ago

Decks: 73

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Followers: 4

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Recent Decks

I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN! preview

362 views • 2 days ago

I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!

TotallyNotDavid

Burn, Commander Matters, Spellslinger

Death will have me, when it earns me preview

838 views • 3 days ago

Death will have me, when it earns me

TotallyNotDavid

Experience Counters, Gods, Proliferate, Extra Combats, Draw, Voltron

Before We Get Started, Does Anyone Want To Get Out? preview

795 views • 42 days ago

Before We Get Started, Does Anyone Want To Get Out?

TotallyNotDavid

Equipment, Modified Creatures

Vault 76: The Rabbits Experiment preview

689 views • 2 months ago

Vault 76: The Rabbits Experiment

TotallyNotDavid

Tokens, +1/+1 Counters, Hare Apparent

Otterly Gay Deck (for Pride Commander Event) preview

320 views • 3 months ago

Otterly Gay Deck (for Pride Commander Event)

TotallyNotDavid

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In a World Without Gold, We Might Have Been Heroes! preview

1.7k views • 3 months ago

In a World Without Gold, We Might Have Been Heroes!

TotallyNotDavid

Aggro, Assassins, Pirates, Vehicles, Attack Triggers

I may end up looking like you... but I'll never be like you. Golden rule, motherf*cker preview

376 views • 3 months ago

I may end up looking like you... but I'll never be like you. Golden rule, motherf*cker

TotallyNotDavid

Tokens, Group Hug, Jank

I've Tried Reading the Cards before... Lets just say it still didn't explain it preview

1.4k views • 3 months ago

I've Tried Reading the Cards before... Lets just say it still didn't explain it

TotallyNotDavid

Landfall, Artifacts, Land Animation

I fought my way through hordes of machines while you cowered in a cave! preview

895 views • 3 months ago

I fought my way through hordes of machines while you cowered in a cave!

TotallyNotDavid

Artifacts, Discover, Aggro

Hot Diggitty Dog!!! This Deck is Magnificent!! preview

1.4k views • 3 months ago

Hot Diggitty Dog!!! This Deck is Magnificent!!

TotallyNotDavid

Blink, Sacrifice, Treasure, Stax

It ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart. preview

377 views • 4 months ago

It ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.

TotallyNotDavid

Zombies, Graveyard, Rad Counters, Reanimator

Whenever the opportunity presents, strike at the profligates. Pile body upon body preview

560 views • 5 months ago

Whenever the opportunity presents, strike at the profligates. Pile body upon body

TotallyNotDavid

Humans, Aggro, Tokens, Aristocrats

Firey Ferret preview

759 views • 6 months ago

TotallyNotDavid

Jank, Boardwipes

But What About Second Breakfast? preview

540 views • 7 months ago

But What About Second Breakfast?

TotallyNotDavid

Food, Halflings, The Ring, Lifegain, Upgraded Precon, Tokens

The Remedy to Mankind's Derailment preview

271 views • 7 months ago

The Remedy to Mankind's Derailment

TotallyNotDavid

Treasure, Die Roll, Aggro, Artifacts

Just gonna ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ preview

488 views • 8 months ago

Just gonna ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

TotallyNotDavid

Artifacts, Devoid, Lifegain, Spacecraft, Charge Counters

Tea Master by day, War Criminal by Night preview

561 views • 9 months ago

Tea Master by day, War Criminal by Night

TotallyNotDavid

Allies, Group Hug, Jank

You Cannot Escape the Divine Light! preview

952 views • 11 months ago

You Cannot Escape the Divine Light!

TotallyNotDavid

Mill, +1/+1 Counters, Rad Counters, Upgraded Precon

They're not Gonna Think Like me... They're Gonna Become me! preview

1.1k views • 15 months ago

They're not Gonna Think Like me... They're Gonna Become me!

TotallyNotDavid

Budget, Tokens, Attack Triggers, Activated Abilities

We Might Have to Call in the Marines preview

350 views • 15 months ago

We Might Have to Call in the Marines

TotallyNotDavid

Group Hug, Forced Combat, Budget

Goodmorning! Vault Tec Calling! preview

589 views • 15 months ago

Goodmorning! Vault Tec Calling!

TotallyNotDavid

Control, Counterspells, Flying, Stax

Ever heard of Armageddon? Unpleasant, even by your Standards preview

439 views • 15 months ago

Ever heard of Armageddon? Unpleasant, even by your Standards

TotallyNotDavid

Discover, Artifacts, Legends, Lands Matter

Being benched for the mutt. Ouch. preview

580 views • 18 months ago

Being benched for the mutt. Ouch.

TotallyNotDavid

Equipment, Upgraded Precon, Voltron, Aggro

Your Friendly Neighborhood Disc Jockey preview

1.7k views • 20 months ago

Your Friendly Neighborhood Disc Jockey

TotallyNotDavid

Auras, Tokens, Attack Triggers, ETB Effects

You Are No Turnip, Let That be of Comfort in Your Final Moments preview

771 views • 22 months ago

You Are No Turnip, Let That be of Comfort in Your Final Moments

TotallyNotDavid

+1/+1 Counters, Proliferate, Changelings, Budget

Evil Santa preview

830 views • 23 months ago

TotallyNotDavid

Budget, Donate, Creatures, Chaos

Sen Triplets (Mr. Steal Yo Cards) preview

705 views • 2 years ago

Sen Triplets (Mr. Steal Yo Cards)

TotallyNotDavid

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