{"ops":[{"insert":"Welcome to my Commander hub! "},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"I specialize in high-concept, low-sanity deck brewing where winning is entirely optional, but making the table say \""},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Wait, what does that card do?"},{"insert":"\" is mandatory.\nIf a deck can be built around an absurdly hyper-specific theme—like All-Chair Tribal, Cards Where People Are Looking Left, or Art That Features Obscure Farm Animals—"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"I'm building it"},{"insert":". Expect janky synergies, flavor-first board states, and casual chaos designed purely for the story.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Deck Philosophy"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Flavor over Function:"},{"insert":" If a card is objectively better but breaks the lore of the brew, it stays in the binder."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Rule of Cool & Confusing:"},{"insert":" The ultimate win condition is confusing my opponents into submission."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Casual Vibes Only:"},{"insert":" Built for fun, laughs, and unforgettable Commander nights."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Check out my latest brews!\n"}]}