{"ops":[{"attributes":{"italic":true,"color":"#e6e6e6","bold":true},"insert":"\"Hey, friends! Rose here with the traffic and weather... Looks like almost everyone's still dead, so traffic's at a standstill!\""},{"insert":"\n\nThis deck is all about using "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rose, Cutthroat Raider"}},{"insert":" ability to be an absolute engine of a commander to her fullest by not just using cards that give "},{"attributes":{"background":"#e60000"},"insert":"extra combats"},{"insert":" such as: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Relentless Assault"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karlach, Fury of Avernus"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Grim Reaper's Sprint"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Full Throttle"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Desert Were-Worm"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Bloodthirster"}},{"insert":" and the big one, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Aggravated Assault"}},{"insert":", but ALSO cards that effectively give "},{"attributes":{"background":"#0066cc"},"insert":"copies "},{"insert":"of Rose: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tempestra, Dame of Games"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Roaming Throne"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Helm of the Host"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gogo, Mysterious Mime"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Delina, Wild Mage"}},{"insert":" which doubles her triggers giving you exponential "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":" but also exponential mana from sacking the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":". to help with triggering rose in the early game there are a couple of token generators, with them being: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stridehangar Automaton"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Siege-Gang Lieutenant"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Loyal Apprentice"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin"}},{"insert":". With all this impulse card draw and mana cycling through your deck much faster then your opponents it allows your deck to be much more explosive then initially expected but also just allowing you to get to your win cons quicker too, along with cards like: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Deflecting Swat"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hexing Squelcher"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Dolmen Gate"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Swiftfoot Boots"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"The One Ring"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Wild Magic Surge"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Vandalblast"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tibalt's Trickery"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jester's Cap"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Guff Rewrites History"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Chaos Warp"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Blasphemous Act"}},{"insert":" to either protect your gameplan or slow down the opponents.\n\n\nThe 3 win cons are:\n Just beating people up with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Aggravated Assault"}},{"insert":" so if you have "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rose, Cutthroat Raider"}},{"insert":" and even one of the "},{"attributes":{"background":"#0066cc"},"insert":"copies"},{"insert":" if you swing out at all three opponents you will get 6 "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":" and can sac them all for a total of 12 red mana, allowing you to pay the cost of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Aggravated Assault"}},{"insert":" and go again for infinite combats.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"#ff9900"},"insert":"Burn"},{"insert":". the deck has multiple burn cards such as: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Reckless Fireweaver"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Weftstalker Ardent"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Ingenious Artillerist"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jaws, Relentless Predator"}},{"insert":" and with "},{"attributes":{"background":"#0066cc"},"insert":"copies"},{"insert":" or "},{"attributes":{"background":"#e60000"},"insert":"extra combats"},{"insert":" can certainly get out of hand very quickly let alone...\n\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Fated Firepower"}},{"insert":" : this card often comes out with many many counters and then just a single bit of burn will end the game basically instantly if anyone takes damage and if you don't have any "},{"attributes":{"background":"#ff9900"},"insert":"burn"},{"insert":" cards on the battle field cards such as "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Impending Flux"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Unstable Amulet"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Siege-Gang Lieutenant"}},{"insert":" or maybe even "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Deflecting Swat"}},{"insert":" will help finish the job\n\n\nThe deck does have a slight goblin sub theme and while the deck isn't "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"supposed "},{"insert":"to be a goblin deck they all work well in this deck: as said, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hexing Squelcher"}},{"insert":" protect your your gameplan, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Siege-Gang Lieutenant"}},{"insert":" create fodder to trigger rose, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Grenzo, Havoc Raiser"}},{"insert":" is a great tempo play that can goad creatures or steal cards, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Goblin Engineer"}},{"insert":" can "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"essentially "},{"insert":"tutor for an artifact (normally "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Dolmen Gate"}},{"insert":" ) "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Crime Novelist"}},{"insert":" doubles the mana gain from using "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":", "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker"}},{"insert":" can make a token "},{"attributes":{"background":"#0066cc"},"insert":"copy"},{"insert":" of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rose, Cutthroat Raider"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Goblin Matron"}},{"insert":" can be used used to tutor up any of them for whatever situation your in, so... yeah, its not a goblin deck but if you wanted to make it more goblin focused? its ain't hard.\n\n\nI'd talk about about the ramp, extra combat and interaction spells in detail however i feel that its all pretty self explanatory however specifically for the "},{"attributes":{"background":"#e60000"},"insert":"extra combats"},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Aggravated Assault"}},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Relentless Assault"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"World at War"}},{"insert":" are especially good as they give extra main phases which is important as you can only use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":" at sorcery speed\n\nLastly there's some cards that i specifically want to call out as they are silly but thematic, there's been no where else to mention them, or they're especially G.O.A.T'ed in this deck: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Wild Wasteland"}},{"insert":" is definitely apart of the silly collection but incredibly thematic , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Duchess, Wayward Tavernkeep"}},{"insert":" doesn't look like she does much however if you have counters on creatures you can essentially \"skip\" cards you don't care for (mostly lands if you've already played a land for turn) to create another "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":" and if you have any of the "},{"attributes":{"background":"#0066cc"},"insert":"copies"},{"insert":" she goes positive on mana, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender"}},{"insert":" too can \"skip\" cards that you don't want to exile by scrying the card before the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":" trigger resolves making it a big threat and it can be sacrificed for life in a pinch, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Imperial Recruiter"}},{"insert":" is just a tutor that also acts as fodder for rose and even though it and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Goblin Matron"}},{"insert":" are the only two tutors they do the job between them, trust me. "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Siege-Gang Lieutenant"}},{"insert":" is just... so so good can be searched for by either of the tutors, creates two bodies that you can use as fodder instead of one like "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stridehangar Automaton"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Loyal Apprentice"}},{"insert":" and can be used as a way to ping people and finish the game with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Fated Firepower"}},{"insert":", it just does so much for this deck. And lastly there is "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker"}},{"insert":" /"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gogo, Mysterious Mime"}},{"insert":" while "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Roaming Throne"}},{"insert":" could also go here "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gogo, Mysterious Mime"}},{"insert":" either crate a token copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rose, Cutthroat Raider"}},{"insert":" with haste or become a copy of her with haste, and both being able to swing on turn 5 to create 6 "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Junk"}},{"insert":" and be able to sacrifice them 6 impulse draws AND a total of 12 mana? Unless a boardwipe happens everyone else may as well scoop..\n\n\n\nThank you so much for reading also this junk, this is my first primer and my absolute pet deck, if there's any grammatical mistakes or you have ideas for the deck feel free to comment! I'm pretty happy with the speed and the power of the deck even though i could easily make this stronger, however i am open to any cool combos i can slot in that lead into explosive plays that don't necessarily increase the power of the deck. "},{"attributes":{"color":"#e6e6e6","italic":true},"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"italic":true,"color":"#ffffff","bold":true},"insert":"\""},{"attributes":{"italic":true,"color":"#e6e6e6","bold":true},"insert":"So there you go, that's it. Eh, don't get all teary-eyed, I'm sure we'll still do business together again soon. Until then, toodles!\""},{"insert":"\n"}]}