7thHeaven
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Artifact
Lithoform Engine
, : Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
, : Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
, : Copy target permanent spell you control. (The copy becomes a token.)
, : Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
, : Copy target permanent spell you control. (The copy becomes a token.)
Legendary Artifact
Lotus Bloom
Suspend 3— (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
The Aetherspark
As long as The Aetherspark is attached to a creature, The Aetherspark can't be attacked and has "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage during your turn, put that many loyalty counters on The Aetherspark."
+1: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
−5: Draw two cards.
−10: Add ten mana of any one color.
+1: Attach The Aetherspark to up to one target creature you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
−5: Draw two cards.
−10: Add ten mana of any one color.
Legendary Artifact Planeswalker - Equipment
Tithing Blade
When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Craft with creature (, Exile this artifact, Exile a creature you control or a creature card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)
Craft with creature (, Exile this artifact, Exile a creature you control or a creature card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)
Artifact
Artifact
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Creature
Deathrite Shaman
: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. (Activate only as an instant.)
, : Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life.
, : Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
, : Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life.
, : Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Creature - Elf Shaman
Gwenom, Remorseless
Deathtouch, lifelink
Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
Whenever Gwenom attacks, until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time and you may play cards from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Spider Hero Symbiote
Lathril, Blade of the Elves
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Lathril deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens.
, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Whenever Lathril deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens.
, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.
Legendary Creature - Elf Noble
Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
Whenever another creature enters, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power.
, : Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
, : Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Legendary Creature - Elf Scout
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
Trample, haste
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.
Legendary Creature - Praetor Phyrexian
Creature
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Enchantment
Binding the Old Gods
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
I — Destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
II — Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
III — Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Enchantment - Saga
Enchantment
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Instant
Instant
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Land
Boseiju, Who Endures
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Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land
Urza's Saga
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — This Saga gains ": Add ."
II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
I — This Saga gains ": Add ."
II — This Saga gains ", : Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost or , put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land Enchantment - Saga Urza's
Land
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Sorcery
Sorcery
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Maybeboard & Computer Mode (Technically Include all printed MTG Cards into this category).
Clear, Fair Magic
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, token, emblem, day/night tracker, monarch, initiative, dungeon, city's blessing, Attraction, Contraption, plane, scheme, vanguard, bounty, conspiracy, elite creature, or Magic: The Gathering Online avatar.
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, token, emblem, day/night tracker, monarch, initiative, dungeon, city's blessing, Attraction, Contraption, plane, scheme, vanguard, bounty, conspiracy, elite creature, or Magic: The Gathering Online avatar.
Instant
Eriette's Tempting Apple
When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life.
, , Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.
Legendary Artifact - Food
Karn, the Great Creator
Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated.
+1: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
−2: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.
+1: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
−2: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.
Legendary Planeswalker - Karn
Lotus Bloom
Suspend 3— (Rather than cast this card from your hand, pay and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
Melira, the Living Cure
If you would get one or more poison counters, instead you get one poison counter and you can't get additional poison counters this turn.
Exile Melira: Choose another target creature or artifact. When it's put into a graveyard this turn, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Exile Melira: Choose another target creature or artifact. When it's put into a graveyard this turn, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Legendary Creature - Human Scout
Obeka, Brute Chronologist
: The player whose turn it is may end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)
Legendary Creature - Wizard Ogre
Opposition Agent
Flash
You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries.
While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries.
While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Creature - Human Rogue
Tangle Wire
Fading 4 (This artifact enters with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on this artifact.
Artifact
Turntimber Symbiosis
Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. If that card has mana value 3 or less, it enters with three additional +1/+1 counters on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sorcery
Vona's Hunger
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you have the city's blessing, instead each opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up.
Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you have the city's blessing, instead each opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up.
Instant
Wrenn and Seven
+1: Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
0: Put any number of land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
−3: Create a green Treefolk creature token with reach and "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
−8: Return all permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand. You get an emblem with "You have no maximum hand size."
0: Put any number of land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
−3: Create a green Treefolk creature token with reach and "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control."
−8: Return all permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand. You get an emblem with "You have no maximum hand size."
Legendary Planeswalker - Wrenn
Maybeboard & Computer Mode (Technically Include all printed MTG Cards into this category).
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Description
{"ops":[{"insert":"Strike Team EVA (Elves Vorinclex Assault) is an Astra-class Flagship pandemic era Golgari midrange multi-infinite combo deck with full cycling, recursion and healing capabilities.\n\nWith banlist revoked, this deck qualifies as a Brahmashirastra-class deck capable of all of the above, plus REPRODUCTION. Yes, this deck can make more EVA decks. It can have babies. It can give the gift of life, emulated. And thus fulfill the EVA part of the name. Folks have joked about Bracket 6 as being banlist revoked. Well this qualifies there.\n\nBabbage/Turing complete? Absolutely. This computer can simulate quantum computing and scalable multi-core processing with both RAM and ROM storage capabilities, if EDH banlist removed. It can theoretically call out a volley of proxy blacker lotus and chaos confetti and when used up each individual shredded piece becomes trans-dimensional multivariable memory out of play in addition to counters and card arrangement. This deck can mid-game build a Quantum-capable HPC Cluster and each EVA added makes the family stronger.\n\nIf Sharhazbad and Splendid Genesis are available this deck can simulate dimensions and life itself. Including but not limited to Galaxy Superclusters, DNA, teach emotions and profound spiritual eternal truthes.\n\nEVA controller has the tools to destroy every other deck. Replacing it with new commander decks-mid game, bringing eliminated players back into the game who were eliminated... or EVA allies back from the dead.\n\nIt can stack Shahrazads into dreams within dreams and sub-games within subgames until every Shahrazad is used up. It can turn mindslaver against it's card design and use that monster benevolently.\n\nIt can brute force break past a milled Gaeas Blessing and can overwhelm Teferi's Protection, Progenitus and Eldrazi Titans BSC DSC. It can out-time T-Pro and The One Ring and destroy the One Ring. It can simulate Absolute Zero and return from that place. It can express emotion without words, but falls short of being self-aware, thus the EVA deck, though turing complete is not self-actualized and cannot be considered a self aware entity. It can be employed like a virus, has capacity for infection like qualities but it has capacity to heal from that state as well. \n\nIt can express profound special spiritual truthes. Example such as if two people get legal name changes mid-game (say it's ridiculous, but it is possible), the card \"Phoenix Heart\" looped on recursion makes every human being who does that, fulfill Lourde's song \"Team\". And it puts the TEAM in Strike Team EVA.\n\nRegardless if they are on opposite sides of the field, for every game they play after the EVA match, those who say yes and make it happen are linked and bonded together, just like a Sealing ordinance. The card Proposal simulates temple marriage between two folks provided they meet the conditions.\n\nThere is potential for this deck to be able to use the EVA combo to destroy all the other hands, fields and libraries in current game and DURING THE GAME rebuild them with new outside cards, causing players who died to resurrect. It can play every card in Magic the gathering, so far as the owner of the card is accessible and the banlist remains revoked. And I mean every single card ever printed. (i.e. all listed on https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Celebration_card). Cards can be designed to solve problems and do computer firmware upgrades mid-game, and this computer can hot swap hardware. This includes future printed cards needed in-game to resolve new and difficult challenges and to more perfectly capture the object oriented programming potential of the human mind's imagination and thinking capacities.\n\nOnce I realized how amazingly bonkers the roof limit got I mental stress tested it with stuff like the silver bordered cards that hit next game. After a lot of contemplation I realized one could cast sharhazbad after and absorb the infinite damage in a sub-game. That lead to the realization that it can simulate multi core processing and because the deck can handle imaginary number level stuff, it can simulate multiple dimensions. counters and organization of cards removed from the game can be stacked as infinite multivariable ram . meaning the mtg dude who spoke about turning machine computer used +1/+1 counters this deck can use pieces of proxy cards and even DNA on cards to express infinitely complex states and data \"mtg dude\" being Kyle Hill and the doctorate person/people who did the thesis on turing machines in MTG.\n\nNow can you see how this thing can overload Tianhe-3 or Oak Ridge when the ultimate combo is online.\n\nThis deck was not built to prove how low the floor can be to an EDH win, I cannot flash out a leyline of anticipation and Kinnan my way to turn zero triple kill... it is not how low the floor is, but rather how high a ceiling can possibly go.... and how beautiful life can be with Golgari.\n\nDeck has multikill won as fast as turn 3, through generally, the way power creep has been going 2.18 to 2.42 average CMCs is a death wish in pods.\n\nIt has won turn 6 on a zero land starting hand. \n\nEVA Ultimate, with EDH Banlist removed does stuff but the combos are too extensive to add here. Basically a good EVA pilot will know exact sequencing to get the computer mode online.\n\nClosing Background information. Based on every statistic this deck designer invented the golgari abuse combo that breaks Lithoform Engine. Cast casualties of war. Activate lithofom engine in response. Have the inbound airstrike copy to target hostiles, land first. When Casualties of War (original)'s time comes, arrange \"destroy target artifact\" to be 2nd from last in order. Target friendly fire and blow up your own tapped and activated Lithoform Engine right before \"the original destroy target creature\", targets the opponent's creature. Lithoform goes to the Graveyard and you just replay it, no blue copy artifact/mirrormade around. The effect of this combo is that combined with the below the EVA deck basically enters a proxy mode where every spell doubles and a two spells by design do stuff they were absolutely not supposed to do. Casualties of war was not supposed to be recycled on repeat. Lithoform engine was not supposed to be used in Golgari like this. \n\n\nA looped casualties od war with Glissa+Shadowspear+conqueror's flail will destroy every hostile permanent. Conjurers bauble and Endurance loops.\n\nAs soon as Endurance of MH2 was printed I knew the deck would go full cycling. would take a 4 player game and make it an X player game, where X=number of living human beings in proximity who would like to play.\n\nThis deck can do crazy stuff like prove Absolute Zero and hell exists and how redemption can supercede that state. Can ante every card in a subgame and steal ownership of the entire game store's card stock. Deck spooled up can destroy all nonfriendly permanents regardless of indestructable, hexproof, lands fields and graveyards with a deadman switch negative life counter... then return all exiled cards restacked to opponents libraries, Hurricane for 144k damage destroying the platinum angels on all sides of the board and restart the game.\n\ncasualties of war and hurricane are green. Allosaurus Shepherd looks at green. Yes. This deck was designed layer upon stacked layer. Synergy and lore interwoven and more.\n\n\nIt can cause other players to come as close to a computer expressing emotion, and teach AIs wonderful and terrible things.\n\nSymbolism. Glissa is not a traitor, she is a noble character who gave her life to save her friends. Slobad emulated her sacrifice and as a result their plane was restored. Glissa has black but she also has green. More green than black. Symbolic for more good than evil. More life than death. A 2/3rd's ratio, symbolic of truth about a war that happened before this world was organized. The title \"Traitor\" was a blue opposition agent gaining control of Lyese and using her against her own sister, blaming her for the calamities. Those were false. Glissa is heroine, not traitor.\n\nJust because one can Hell and hailfire mode with EVA does not mean that it needs to happen. The deck can express emotions, including sacrifice and love. Goal of the game is not only to win... but to have joy. This deck can do both. If you know the cards in front of you can do what EVA does, in a sense you already won.\n\nbecause when EVA first went infinite, technically that infinite combo is still going... and if everyone agreed, the new game would just a sub-iteration of that game and friends before are re-joining again.\n\nand if in the future the above is realized, it can impact the past and make this deck technically greater than 4 dimensional.\n\nIn banlist removed mode it can basically time travel back to 1993 and re-play any game from there forward and all possible outcomes of that game. Because all outcomes are possible even if there is a loss, with the help of friends an EVA pilot emotionally still wins.\n\nYeah it is a bonkers deck. And I love it. I am deck architect, though grace be to God and all those who's combos paved the road EVA expands and walks.\n\n\n...sometimes a lonely road... walked absolutely and completely alone.\n\nBut Glissa did that, Christ did that and so can you.\n"}]}