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The Unluckiest Planeswalker
Rulebreaker — A deck with this commander can have Aura cards of any color identity and any basic land cards.
+1: Add one mana of any color. When you spend this mana to cast an Aura spell this turn, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.
−3: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to twice the number of Auras you control. For each Aura attached to you, attach it to an opponent of your choice.
The Unluckiest Planeswalker can be your commander.
+1: Add one mana of any color. When you spend this mana to cast an Aura spell this turn, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.
−3: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to twice the number of Auras you control. For each Aura attached to you, attach it to an opponent of your choice.
The Unluckiest Planeswalker can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker
Commander
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Burn/Drain
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Curse of Hospitality
Enchant player
Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Draw
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Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
Trample
Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker
Bothersome Quasit
Menace
Goaded creatures your opponents control can't block.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, goad target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Goaded creatures your opponents control can't block.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, goad target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Creature - Demon
Ghoulish Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment - Aura
Martial Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Enchantment - Aura
Shiny Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Enchantment - Aura
Goad
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Land
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Protection
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Laser Screwdriver
: Add one mana of any color.
, : Tap target artifact.
, : Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
, : Goad target creature. (Until your next turn, it attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
, : Tap target artifact.
, : Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
, : Goad target creature. (Until your next turn, it attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Artifact
Ramp
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Amphibian Downpour
Flash
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copies become tokens.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copies become tokens.)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
Enchantment - Aura
Honest Work
Enchant creature an opponent controls
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature and remove all counters from it.
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1 and ": Add " named Humble Merchant. (It loses all other creature types and names.)
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature and remove all counters from it.
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1 and ": Add " named Humble Merchant. (It loses all other creature types and names.)
Enchantment - Aura
Removal
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Curse of Unbinding
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest of the revealed cards into their graveyard.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest of the revealed cards into their graveyard.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Theft
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Tokens
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Tutor
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Untap
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Potential Swaps
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Just have fun with it."},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"bold":true},"insert":"Powering Up"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" ⚡"},{"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Overwhelming Splendor"}},{"insert":": This card is very mean.\n\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Curse of Exhaustion"}},{"insert":": This card is also pretty mean.\n\n "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeska's Will"}},{"insert":": Yay ramp.\n\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"The One Ring"}},{"insert":": Yay draw.\n\n\nEnjoy!\n\nThis build is brought to you by "},{"attributes":{"link":"https://archidekt.com/u/SultaiSenpai"},"insert":"SultaiSenpai"},{"insert":" 🧙♂️\n\nCheck out the other decks in our MB3 series:\n\n"},{"attributes":{"link":"https://archidekt.com/decks/28066745/joven_and_chandler_the_one_with_the_artifacts"},"insert":"Joven and Chandler"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"link":"https://archidekt.com/decks/28076459/the_weaver_king_grave_sense_of_humor"},"insert":"The Weaver King"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"link":"https://archidekt.com/decks/28125033/ekthi_contaminator_priest_soul_eater"},"insert":"Ekthi, Contaminator Priest"},{"insert":"\n"}]}