{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Litter Master One"},{"attributes":{"align":"center","header":1},"insert":"\n\n"},{"insert":"\"Please excuse the smell, I'm just building a perpetual motion machine out of soggy garbage.\" Welcome to Litter Master One, the deck that proved you do not need shiny new toys when the bottom of the lake is full of perfectly good scrap. While your opponents are busy calculating complex combat math, Emry is literally just dredging the loch for rusty baubles and broken clocks to assemble an unstoppable doomsday device.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Phase One: Bottom-Feeding for Fun and Profit"},{"insert":" We do not play fair Magic. We use enablers like "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Frantic Search"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Thirst for Knowledge"},{"insert":" to pitch our absolute worst artifacts directly into the muddy waters. Then, we drop cost-reducers like "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Etherium Sculptor"},{"insert":" or "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Foundry Inspector"},{"insert":" so our literal garbage costs exactly zero mana. We are essentially just running a highly efficient, underwater waste management facility.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Phase Two: Reduce, Reuse, Infinite Loop"},{"insert":" Emry acts as our chief sanitation engineer. We set up an untap engine on the board using "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Mirran Spy"},{"insert":" or "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Chakram Retriever"},{"insert":", and cast a zero-mana piece of junk—like "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Mishra's Bauble"},{"insert":"—from the graveyard. The spy untaps Emry. We sacrifice or destroy the junk, tap Emry, and cast it again. We repeat this infinite loop of throwing the exact same piece of trash away and picking it back up while our opponents slowly realize the game is fundamentally broken.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Phase Three: Weaponizing the Rummage Sale"},{"insert":" So, what does digging through the trash an infinite number of times actually accomplish? Well, "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Sai, Master Thopterist"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Efficient Construction"},{"insert":" watch you play with garbage and get so inspired they build an infinite swarm of flying thopters out of spare parts. Alternatively, "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Kappa Cannoneer"},{"insert":"—a literal turtle—watches this dumpster fire, gets infinitely massive, gains unblockable, and just casually walks over someone for guaranteed lethal damage.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Phase Four: Lethal Littering"},{"insert":" If we do not feel like attacking with our scrap-metal token army or our giant turtle, we have non-combat options. "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Diligent Excavator"},{"insert":" triggers on every single cast, burying our opponents' decks under the sheer volume of our infinite junk and milling them out completely. Or, we just drop "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Mirrodin Besieged"},{"insert":" on Phyrexian mode. We passively load 15 pieces of literal litter into the graveyard, point at an opponent at the end of the turn, and they just instantly lose the game, crushed under the inescapable weight of our recycling bin.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Phase Five: The Dumpster Fire Genius"},{"insert":" And if all else fails, we rely on everyone's favorite resident crazy person: "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Laboratory Maniac"},{"insert":". Since we are already digging through the trash an infinite number of times, we can just point that "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Diligent Excavator"},{"insert":" at ourselves or infinitely sacrifice baubles. We literally throw our entire deck into the dumpster, attempt to draw a card, and let the Lab Maniac declare us the winner simply because we completely lost our minds and ran out of garbage to dig through.\n"}]}