Alyst
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Make mana.\nMake Konstrari big.\nAnd most importantly, make a really bad Ben Shapiro impression.\n\nA spin on Gruul big stompy that wants you to Voltron as an artifact payoff, themed after a bad pun I made drunk at 1 in the morning. Some things to keep in mind if you ever want to actually play or modify this deck:\nIf I had to pick a card I always want to play, it'd probably be devastating onslaught. Abusing the legend rule and Konstrari's ETB/ Death trigger will almost double your mana, and the faster you can hit a critical mass of heartwood tokens the better. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Always swing if you can. Unlike most other voltron strategies, paying the commander tax isn't that big of a deal, since the tokens Konstrari makes effectively pays for you. Especially if you can get trample on him, that commander damage stacks up fast, and forcing a trade is great when some decks really struggle with fliers. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"You will be the threat. This deck is incredibly explosive, and 20 heartwood tokens or a 43 power flying commander are very visible to other players. So unfortunately, you really do need to embody your inner Shapiro and politick like your life depends on it, because it will. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"DO NOT LET ANYONE CAST AN ARTIFACT BOARD WIPE. An overloaded Vandalblast or Cyclonic Rift will pretty much always lose you the game on the spot. Ideally, I'd put a darksteel forge, heroic intervention, or pyroblast into the decklist to help slightly against this, but this was a deck I made only with cards I already have, and I somehow don't have any of those. If you do, though, you really should."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"}]}
Aerid Konstrari
Flying
When Aerid Konstrari enters or dies, create a Heartwood token. (It's a red and green artifact with ": Add or .")
: Create a Heartwood token. Then Aerid Konstrari gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
When Aerid Konstrari enters or dies, create a Heartwood token. (It's a red and green artifact with ": Add or .")
: Create a Heartwood token. Then Aerid Konstrari gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Legendary Creature - Elder Sphinx
Commander
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Nazgûl Battle-Mace
Equipped creature has menace, deathtouch, annihilator 1, and "Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control unless that player pays 3 life." (Whenever a creature with annihilator 1 attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.)
Equip
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Swiftfoot Boots
Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Hearth and Home
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from white.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put both cards onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle.
Equip
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put both cards onto the battlefield under your control, then shuffle.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Ben Shapiro arming himself for the AI war
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Doubling Season
If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Enchantment
Twinflame
Strive — This spell costs more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Choose any number of target creatures you control. For each of them, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it has haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Choose any number of target creatures you control. For each of them, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it has haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.
Sorcery
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Famished Worldsire
Ward
Devour land 3 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of lands. It enters with three times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is this creature's power. Put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Devour land 3 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of lands. It enters with three times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is this creature's power. Put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Creature - Leviathan
Mica, Reader of Ruins
Ward—Pay 3 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 3 life.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
Deforestation
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Factory Workers
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Rousing Refrain
Add for each card in target opponent's hand. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Exile Rousing Refrain with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3— (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Suspend 3— (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Sorcery
Tamiyo's Safekeeping
Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Instant
Government Bailouts
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Land
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Garruk's Uprising
When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
Enchantment
My Next Claim is:
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Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus
Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Robots Replacing Factory Workers
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Dáin Ironfoot
When Dáin enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip . When you do, attach it to target creature you control.
Whenever Dáin attacks, each equipped attacking creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Whenever Dáin attacks, each equipped attacking creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Warrior Dwarf
The Debate Club
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