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{"ops":[{"insert":"How to Play This Deck"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Commander: Numot, the Devastator "},{"insert":"- Flying, Whenever Numot deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{R}. If you do, destroy up to two target lands.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Overview "},{"insert":"- Hoo boy things are about to get salty, salty, salty. In fact, if you're playing this deck... why are you like this? Nobody likes you. You are bad, and you should feel bad. Why? Well...\nThis is a Jeskai land-destruction deck. (You son of a...) Ever feel like losing all your friends for a couple days? Wanna make sure nobody ever has any fund playing against this deck ever? Then boy do I have a deck for you. You sicko. Numot is the centerpiece:, and once he starts connecting with damage, he destroys two lands. After that, the rest of the deck makes sure there aren't many more opportunities for his ability to even matter.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Salt Must Flow - breaking the table economy"},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Develop as much mana for yourself early on as you can with lands and mana rocks."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Begin attacking opponent mana with spells and creatures."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"You should always have a priority list of which lands need to go individually or which color or multi-color is causing the most problems for you or assisting your opponents most"},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"I Don't Ask, I Insist Upon It - if your opponents must have lands, they should pay for the privilege"},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"You've gone to all the hard work of destroying these lands. Rebuilding should now cause pain. God this is sick."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"You can punish both for losing lands AND for sacrificing creatures as well."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"If the whole table (yourself included) simply must be reset, that's possible as well."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn - this is the big red nuke button. No need to be afraid of it when necessary."},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Sometimes even you need to start over if it means that it kneecaps the rest of the table as well."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Your key will be quicker recovery, which should be easier given the relative lack of pain you'll be feeling compared to the rest of the table"},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Let Your Commander Burninate The Countryside - and all the peasants... and all the peoples... in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!!"},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"We're scrambling our wing-a-ling dragon to lay waste to all your foes"},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"The added bonus is that with each successful attack, he further burninates the countryside."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Protect your dragon with the big beefy arm... counters and removals for the win."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The End"},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"It won't be pretty. People are gonna be BIG mad. But just ding them to death while there's little to nothing they can do to stop it."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"And then put this deck up and never look upon it again, you absolute trash goblin of a human."},{"attributes":{"indent":1,"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Conclusion: "},{"insert":"How is this even fun? Who hurt you? Hurt people hurt people... sitting through 30 minutes of never being able to cast anything will make your friends question their relationship with you. You've been warned.\n"}]}

Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $2.79
Numot, the Devastator
Flying
Whenever Numot deals combat damage to a player, you may pay
. If you do, destroy up to two target lands.
Legendary Creature - Dragon
Numot, the Devastator (cmd) 215

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Artifact

Qty: 4 Price: $5.76
Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (ecc) 55
Darksteel Garrison
Fortified land has indestructible.
Whenever fortified land becomes tapped, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Fortify
(
: Attach to target land you control. Fortify only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the land leaves.)
Artifact - Fortification
Darksteel Garrison (plst) FUT-167
Dingus Egg
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
Artifact
Dingus Egg (8ed) 297
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (ecc) 57

Artifact

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Creature

Qty: 24 Price: $27.22
Archaeomancer
When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Wizard
Archaeomancer (j25) 285
Avalanche Riders
Haste
Echo
(At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When this creature enters, destroy target land.
Creature - Human Nomad
Avalanche Riders (plst) ULG-74
Aven Mindcensor
Flash
Flying
If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
Creature - Wizard Bird
Aven Mindcensor (clb) 688
Clarion Conqueror
Flying
Activated abilities of artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers can't be activated.
Creature - Dragon
Clarion Conqueror (tdm) 5
Dwarven Driller
: Destroy target land unless its controller has this creature deal 2 damage to them.
Creature - Dwarf
Dwarven Driller (jud) 85
Dwarven Miner
,
: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Creature - Dwarf
Dwarven Miner (plst) MIR-169
Goblin Electromancer
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Wizard Goblin
Goblin Electromancer (tdc) 99
Goblin Ruinblaster
Kicker
(You may pay an additional
as you cast this spell.)
Haste
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, destroy target nonbasic land.
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Goblin Ruinblaster (zen) 127
Gold Myr
: Add
.
Creature Artifact - Myr
Gold Myr (nec) 153
Invader Parasite
Imprint — When this creature enters, exile target land.
Whenever a land an opponent controls with the same name as the exiled card enters, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.
Creature - Insect Phyrexian
Invader Parasite (nph) 87
Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
Each opponent can't cast noncreature spells with mana value greater than the number of lands that player controls.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell.
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Lavinia, Azorius Renegade (mb2) 86
Magus of the Balance
,
, Sacrifice this creature: Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Creature - Human Wizard
Magus of the Balance (clb) 699
Myojin of Infinite Rage
Myojin of Infinite Rage enters with a divinity counter on it if you cast it from your hand.
Myojin of Infinite Rage has indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it.
Remove a divinity counter from Myojin of Infinite Rage: Destroy all lands.
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Myojin of Infinite Rage (chk) 181
Obsidian Charmaw
This spell costs
less to cast for each land your opponents control that could produce
.
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls.
Creature - Dragon
Obsidian Charmaw (mh2) 137
Orcish Settlers
,
, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy X target lands.
Creature - Orc
Orcish Settlers (plst) WTH-112
Palladium Myr
: Add
.
Creature Artifact - Myr
Palladium Myr (cmm) 967
Scaretiller
Whenever this creature becomes tapped, choose one —
• You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
• Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Creature Artifact - Scarecrow
Scaretiller (otc) 266
Shiko and Narset, Unified
Flying, vigilance
Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, copy that spell if it targets a permanent or player, and you may choose new targets for the copy. If you don't copy a spell this way, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Dragon Spirit
Shiko and Narset, Unified (tdc) 7
Stoneshaker Shaman
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player sacrifices an untapped land of their choice.
Creature - Human Shaman
Stoneshaker Shaman (rav) 145
Taigam, Ojutai Master
Instant, sorcery, and Dragon spells you control can't be countered.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, if Taigam attacked this turn, that spell gains rebound. (Exile the spell as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast that card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Legendary Creature - Human Monk
Taigam, Ojutai Master (c17) 46
Tectonic Hellion
Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, each player who controls the most lands sacrifices two lands of their choice.
Creature - Hellion
Tectonic Hellion (c19) 29
Thalia, Heretic Cathar
First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Thalia, Heretic Cathar (inr) 44
Tomik, Distinguished Advokist
Flying
Lands on the battlefield and land cards in graveyards can't be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Your opponents can't play land cards from graveyards.
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Tomik, Distinguished Advokist (rvr) 31
Warden of the Eye
When this creature enters, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Wizard Djinn
Warden of the Eye (plst) KTK-212

Creature

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Enchantment

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Burning Sands
Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller sacrifices a land of their choice.
Enchantment
Burning Sands (ody) 180
Destructive Urge
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a land of their choice.
Enchantment - Aura
Destructive Urge (usg) 180
Enchanted Evening
All permanents are enchantments in addition to their other types.
Enchantment
Enchanted Evening (plst) SHM-140
Fall of the Thran
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Destroy all lands.
II, III — Each player returns two land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Enchantment - Saga
Fall of the Thran (plst) DOM-18
Impending Disaster
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are seven or more lands on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment and destroy all lands.
Enchantment
Impending Disaster (plst) ULG-82
Kismet
Artifacts, creatures, and lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Enchantment
Kismet (6ed) 27
Mana Breach
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player returns a land they control to its owner's hand.
Enchantment
Mana Breach (plst) EXO-38
Price of Glory
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if it's not that player's turn, destroy that land.
Enchantment
Price of Glory (plst) ODY-214
Propaganda
Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays
for each creature they control that's attacking you.
Enchantment
Propaganda (fic) 268

Enchantment

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Instant

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Brainstorm
Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Instant
Brainstorm (tle) 155
Calamity's Wake
Exile all graveyards. Players can't cast noncreature spells this turn. Exile Calamity's Wake.
Instant
Calamity's Wake (bro) 4
Counterspell
Counter target spell.
Instant
Counterspell (dsc) 114
Faith's Reward
Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
Instant
Faith's Reward (cn2) 84
Negate
Counter target noncreature spell.
Instant
Negate (fdn) 710
Path to Exile
Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Instant
Path to Exile (ecc) 65
Rewind
Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.
Instant
Rewind (plst) USG-93
Volcanic Upheaval
Destroy target land.
Instant
Volcanic Upheaval (bfz) 161

Instant

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $23.12
Battlefield Forge
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Battlefield Forge (eoc) 58
Cascading Cataracts
Indestructible
: Add
.
,
: Add five mana in any combination of colors.
Land
Cascading Cataracts (m3c) 326
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (ecc) 59
Darksteel Citadel
Indestructible
: Add
.
Artifact Land
Darksteel Citadel (mb2) 107
Demolition Field
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Demolition Field (fic) 385
Encroaching Wastes
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
Encroaching Wastes (cmr) 481
Evolving Wilds
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Evolving Wilds (ecl) 264
Exotic Orchard
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Land
Exotic Orchard (ecc) 148
Field of Ruin
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Land
Field of Ruin (ltc) 308
Frostboil Snarl
As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land
Frostboil Snarl (drc) 158
Ghost Quarter
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Ghost Quarter (ltc) 314
Glacial Fortress
This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island.
: Add
or
.
Land
Glacial Fortress (eoc) 160
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (ecl) 270
Memorial to War
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
Land
Memorial to War (cmr) 486
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (ecl) 272
Mystic Monastery
This land enters tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Mystic Monastery (eoc) 170
Path of Ancestry
This land enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Land
Path of Ancestry (ecc) 158
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (ecl) 269
Prairie Stream
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Land - Plains Island
Prairie Stream (fic) 413
Razortide Bridge
This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
: Add
or
.
Artifact Land
Razortide Bridge (eoc) 171
Rustvale Bridge
This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
: Add
or
.
Artifact Land
Rustvale Bridge (eoc) 175
Shivan Reef
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Shivan Reef (eoc) 179
Silverbluff Bridge
This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
: Add
or
.
Artifact Land
Silverbluff Bridge (eoc) 180
Sulfur Falls
This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain.
: Add
or
.
Land
Sulfur Falls (eoc) 184
Temple of Triumph
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
: Add
or
.
Land
Temple of Triumph (eoc) 188
Terramorphic Expanse
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Terramorphic Expanse (ecc) 169

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Land Destruction

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Destructive Force
Each player sacrifices five lands of their choice. Destructive Force deals 5 damage to each creature.
Sorcery
Destructive Force (m11) 133
Keldon Firebombers
When this creature enters, each player sacrifices all lands they control except for three.
Creature - Human Soldier
Keldon Firebombers (pcy) 94

Land Destruction

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Planeswalker

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Ajani Vengeant
+1: Target permanent doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
−2: Ajani deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
−7: Destroy all lands target player controls.
Legendary Planeswalker - Ajani
Ajani Vengeant (ddh) 1
Narset, Parter of Veils
Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn.
−2: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Legendary Planeswalker - Narset
Narset, Parter of Veils (mb2) 32

Planeswalker

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Sorcery

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Boom
Destroy target land you control and target land you don't control.
Sorcery
Boom // Bust (tsr) 156
Cleansing Meditation
Destroy all enchantments.
Threshold — If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, instead destroy all enchantments, then return all cards in your graveyard destroyed this way to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Cleansing Meditation (tor) 3
Farewell
Choose one or more —
• Exile all artifacts.
• Exile all creatures.
• Exile all enchantments.
• Exile all graveyards.
Sorcery
Farewell (fic) 242
Molten Rain
Destroy target land. If that land was nonbasic, Molten Rain deals 2 damage to the land's controller.
Sorcery
Molten Rain (plst) MM3-103
Obliterate
This spell can't be countered.
Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Obliterate (plst) INV-156
Pillage
Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Pillage (plst) A25-144
Price of Freedom
Destroy target artifact or land an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Draw a card.
Sorcery - Lesson
Price of Freedom (tla) 149
Raze
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Destroy target land.
Sorcery
Raze (usg) 207
Roiling Terrain
Destroy target land, then Roiling Terrain deals damage to that land's controller equal to the number of land cards in that player's graveyard.
Sorcery
Roiling Terrain (wwk) 88
Seismic Spike
Destroy target land. Add
.
Sorcery
Seismic Spike (rav) 141
Stone Rain
Destroy target land.
Sorcery
Stone Rain (plst) POR-151
Wildfire
Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
Sorcery
Wildfire (mm2) 134

Sorcery

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Maybeboard

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Boil
Destroy all Islands.
Instant
Boil (8ed) 180
Demolish
Destroy target artifact or land.
Sorcery
Demolish (rvr) 106
Disenchant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Disenchant (fdn) 572
Dwarven Blastminer
,
: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Morph
(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for
. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Creature - Dwarf
Dwarven Blastminer (plst) ONS-199
Reliquary Tower
You have no maximum hand size.
: Add
.
Land
Reliquary Tower (tdc) 386
Rogue's Passage
: Add
.
,
: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Land
Rogue's Passage (fic) 415
Soulless Jailer
Permanent cards in graveyards can't enter the battlefield.
Players can't cast noncreature spells from graveyards or exile.
Creature Artifact - Golem Phyrexian
Soulless Jailer (one) 241

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Deck Info

Deck stats

23 pips - 19 cards
22 mana - 18 cards
20 pips - 15 cards
21 mana - 17 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
48 pips - 32 cards
26 mana - 21 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
12 mana - 10 cards
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