{"ops":[{"insert":"Have an annoying friend you just cant stand!? are they ruining every night of commander!? well do i have the solution for you!! THE SPITE DECK!! turn your brain off and blast them in the face for 40 damage turn six! TWICE! just cross your fingers for lay line in your opening hand or by turn 4. play the bridge on trun 5 and since no one knows what the hell your doing with a layline and nothing else until now chances are you can live off pity to your sixth turn. now hit cultivator colossus and play every land you get until you can flash in spelunking. if your luck isn't abysmal you should have enough lands in the deck to cast any of the x spells for 40+ and blast that assholes head off, and if you dont. Take an extra turn or two! you deserve it! and remember! even if they kill cultivator, you can keep repeating the land and draw! so save that silence for before the shotgun to their face and protect it with pact of negation.\n"}]}