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Sivriss, Nightmare Speaker
, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: For each opponent, you mill a card, then return that card from your graveyard to your hand unless that player pays 3 life. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)
Legendary Creature - Cleric Snake Warlock
Too Interesting to ignore
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Double Thoughtseize bitch
From the Catacombs
Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a corpse counter on it. You take the initiative. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else.
Escape—, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
Escape—, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
Sorcery
Kaervek, the Punisher
Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
Double Thoughtseize bitch
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Here for the Dragons
The Rollercrusher Ride
Delirium — If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it deals double that damage instead.
When The Rollercrusher Ride enters, it deals X damage to each of up to X target creatures.
When The Rollercrusher Ride enters, it deals X damage to each of up to X target creatures.
Legendary Enchantment
Here for the Dragons
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Land
Bloodsoaked Insight
This spell costs less to cast for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
Target opponent exiles the top three cards of their library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. If you cast a spell this way, mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Target opponent exiles the top three cards of their library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. If you cast a spell this way, mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Sorcery
Land
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Ramp
Magda, the Hoardmaster
Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)
Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Berserker Dwarf
Ramp
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Sit Arounders
Dreadhorde Invasion
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass Zombies 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Enchantment
Sit Arounders
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Snake-Food
Generous Plunderer
Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token.
Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token.
Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
Creature - Human Rogue
Oft-Nabbed Goat
: Draw a card. Gain control of this creature and put a -1/-1 counter on it. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.
When this creature dies, if it had one or more -1/-1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.
When this creature dies, if it had one or more -1/-1 counters on it, its owner draws that many cards and each other player loses that much life.
Creature - Goat
Snake-Food
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The funny ones lmao
The funny ones lmao
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The Top End
Urabrask
First strike
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Urabrask deals 1 damage to target opponent. Add .
: Exile Urabrask, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Urabrask deals 1 damage to target opponent. Add .
: Exile Urabrask, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn.
Legendary Creature - Praetor Phyrexian
The Top End
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Thoughtseize
Thoughtseize
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Tutor
Tutor
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TWO!!! ah ah ah
Cursed Recording
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a time counter on this artifact. Then if there are seven or more time counters on it, remove those counters and it deals 20 damage to you.
: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Artifact
Increasing Vengeance
Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Instant
TWO!!! ah ah ah
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Discard Oriented Stax Deck focused on sniping the opponents most impactful plays and forcing a topdeck endgame with low life totals.\n\nWe're trying to close by dropping life totals low enough and punching in with 2 or 3 dragons to finish players off. Other ways to close include resolving a [Repay in Kind] to drop life totals extremely low, or stick a damage doubler with guttersnipe in play and hard commit to the burn strategy of the deck.\n\nMost of the time the tutors are looking for guttersnipe or fiery inscription.\n\n\"Squares and Rectangles\" refers to the idea that not all rectangles are square, but all squares are rectangles. This is the same as the relationship between damage and loss of life: Not all life loss is damage, but all damage is loss of life. (Thus, Sivriss cannot trigger Dragon Cultist alone, and needs cards like guttersnipe to be able to summon the dragons). \n\nThis is a chill stax deck, but it is still stax. Many key pieces of the deck are powered down versions of more powerful cards. This deck is slow to play and doesn't do much on its own, which is by intent to create more fun and memorable games. \n"}]}