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Commander
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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $39.99
Maha, Its Feathers Night
Flying, trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Bird
Maha, Its Feathers Night (blb) 289

Commander

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Artifact

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Instant Ramen
Flash
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Artifact - Food
Instant Ramen (fin) 259

Artifact

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Burn

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Plague Drone
Flying
Rot Fly — If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.
Creature - Demon
Plague Drone (40k) 47

Burn

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Counters

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Blowfly Infestation
Whenever a creature dies, if it had a -1/-1 counter on it, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Enchantment
Blowfly Infestation (shm) 58

Counters

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Creature

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Gluttonous Zombie
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Creature - Zombie
Gluttonous Zombie (9ed) 134

Creature

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Cycling

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Sicken
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Enchantment - Aura
Sicken (usg) 156

Cycling

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Discard

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Bereavement
Whenever a green creature dies, its controller discards a card.
Enchantment
Bereavement (7ed) 120
Persecute
Choose a color. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards of that color.
Sorcery
Persecute (usg) 146
Unnerve
Each opponent discards two cards.
Sorcery
Unnerve (cm2) 81

Discard

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Drain

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Blood Artist
Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Creature - Vampire
Blood Artist (j22) 117
Diregraf Scavenger
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
When this creature enters, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Creature - Bear Zombie
Diregraf Scavenger (j25) 423
Tainted Remedy
If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.
Enchantment
Tainted Remedy (ori) 120

Drain

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Draw

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Afflict
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Instant
Afflict (10e) 125
Candy Trail
When this artifact enters, scry 2.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
Artifact - Clue Food
Candy Trail (woe) 243
Feed the Infection
You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
Corrupted — Each opponent who has three or more poison counters loses 3 life.
Sorcery
Feed the Infection (one) 93
Instill Infection
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Draw a card.
Instant
Instill Infection (plst) MM2-85
Morbid Opportunist
Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Creature - Human Rogue
Morbid Opportunist (pip) 186
Syphon Mind
Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.
Sorcery
Syphon Mind (scd) 111
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
Protection from Humans
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.
, Discard a card: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician (dmr) 110

Draw

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Finisher

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Exsanguinate
Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Sorcery
Exsanguinate (j25) 437

Finisher

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Land

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Bojuka Bog
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.
: Add
.
Land
Bojuka Bog (eoc) 149
Cabal Coffers
,
: Add
for each Swamp you control.
Land
Cabal Coffers (tor) 139
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (tla) 284

Land

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Land Destruction

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Choking Sands
Destroy target non-Swamp land. If that land was nonbasic, Choking Sands deals 2 damage to the land's controller.
Sorcery
Choking Sands (mir) 113

Land Destruction

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Lifegain

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Exquisite Blood
Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.
Enchantment
Exquisite Blood (lcc) 195

Lifegain

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Pingers

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Noxious Field
Enchant land
Enchanted land has "
: This land deals 1 damage to each creature and each player."
Enchantment - Aura
Noxious Field (pcy) 70
Plague Spitter
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Horror Phyrexian
Plague Spitter (j22) 456

Pingers

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Proliferate

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Grim Affliction
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Instant
Grim Affliction (plst) MM2-84

Proliferate

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Protection

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Mask of Avacyn
Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Mask of Avacyn (cmr) 466
Not Dead After All
Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)
Instant
Not Dead After All (woe) 101
Undying Evil
Target creature gains undying until end of turn. (When it dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Instant
Undying Evil (dka) 77

Protection

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Ramp

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Black Market
Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add
for each charge counter on this enchantment.
Enchantment
Black Market (pip) 183
Bubbling Muck
Until end of turn, whenever a player taps a Swamp for mana, that player adds an additional
.
Sorcery
Bubbling Muck (plst) UDS-54
Culling the Weak
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Add
.
Instant
Culling the Weak (exo) 55
Jet Medallion
Black spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Artifact
Jet Medallion (tmp) 292
Leaden Myr
: Add
.
Creature Artifact - Myr
Leaden Myr (som) 170
Pitiless Plunderer
Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Human Pirate
Pitiless Plunderer (j25) 476
Plague Myr
Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
: Add
.
Creature Artifact - Myr Phyrexian
Plague Myr (onc) 139

Ramp

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Recursion

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Reanimate
Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.
Sorcery
Reanimate (dsc) 155
Wail of War
Choose one —
• Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Wail of War (tdm) 98

Recursion

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Removal

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Bake into a Pie
Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Instant
Bake into a Pie (fdn) 169
Brain Maggot
When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Creature Enchantment - Insect
Brain Maggot (jou) 62
Consume Spirit
Spend only black mana on X.
Consume Spirit deals X damage to any target and you gain X life.
Sorcery
Consume Spirit (plst) DDC-56
Cower in Fear
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Instant
Cower in Fear (plst) MM3-62
Decree of Pain
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Sorcery
Decree of Pain (dsc) 136
Defile
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
Instant
Defile (mh1) 86
Drain Life
Spend only black mana on X.
Drain Life deals X damage to any target. You gain life equal to the damage dealt, but not more life than the player's life total before the damage was dealt, the planeswalker's loyalty before the damage was dealt, or the creature's toughness.
Sorcery
Drain Life (5ed) 156
Engineered Plague
As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Enchantment
Engineered Plague (ulg) 51
Fleshbag Marauder
When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Creature - Warrior Zombie
Fleshbag Marauder (cmd) 83
Fungal Infection
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Instant
Fungal Infection (j22) 416
Gumdrop Poisoner
Lifelink
When this creature enters, up to one target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Creature - Human Warlock
Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats (woe) 93
Lethal Vapors
Whenever a creature enters, destroy it.
: Destroy this enchantment. You skip your next turn. Any player may activate this ability.
Enchantment
Lethal Vapors (scg) 68
Make Obsolete
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Instant
Make Obsolete (kld) 89
Massacre Wurm
When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.
Creature - Wurm Phyrexian
Massacre Wurm (dsc) 147
Nausea
All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Sorcery
Nausea (ema) 97
Night Clubber
When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Blitz
(If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
Creature - Human Warrior
Night Clubber (snc) 89
Pestilence
At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.
: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Enchantment
Pestilence (2ed) 121
Plague Engineer
Deathtouch
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get -1/-1.
Creature - Carrier Phyrexian
Plague Engineer (plst) MH1-100
Plague Mare
This creature can't be blocked by white creatures.
When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Creature - Nightmare Horse
Plague Mare (m19) 114
Plaguebearer
: Destroy target nonblack creature with mana value X.
Creature - Zombie
Plaguebearer (exo) 71
Sporogenic Infection
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice other than enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Enchantment - Aura
Sporogenic Infection (dsk) 117
Suffocating Fumes
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Instant
Suffocating Fumes (plst) IKO-100
The Meathook Massacre
When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
Legendary Enchantment
The Meathook Massacre (inr) 122
Toxic Deluge
As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.
Sorcery
Toxic Deluge (sld) 1860

Removal

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Sorcery

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Dakmor Plague
Dakmor Plague deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Sorcery
Dakmor Plague (plst) P02-69
Outbreak
You may discard a Swamp card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Choose a creature type. All creatures of that type get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Sorcery
Outbreak (pcy) 71
Poison the Waters
Choose one —
• All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.
• Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
Sorcery
Poison the Waters (fin) 111
Soul Feast
Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.
Sorcery
Soul Feast (10e) 179

Sorcery

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Tokens

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Mintstrosity
When this creature dies, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Creature - Horror
Mintstrosity (woe) 100
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
,
: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Artifact
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine (pip) 137

Tokens

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Sideboard

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Food
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.
Artifact Token - Food
Food (sld) 2011

Sideboard

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