Don't Hurt Me • (Orzhov Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Enchantress Stax Pillow Fort Enchantments Voltron

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Enchantress Stax Pillow Fort Enchantments Voltron

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Commander

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Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts

Vigilance, protection from creatures
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, destroy that creature. Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.

Legendary Creature - Human Advisor

$1.79 $0.89 $0.33

Commander

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Artifact

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Coalition Relic

: Add one mana of any color.

: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of your first main phase, remove all charge counters from this artifact. Add one mana of any color for each charge counter removed this way.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.52 $0.32

Crawlspace

No more than two creatures can attack you each combat.

Artifact

$9.99 $8.55 $8.33

Ensnaring Bridge

Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.

Artifact

$10.99 $5.90 $4.94

Forcefield

: The next time an unblocked creature of your choice would deal combat damage to you this turn, prevent all but 1 of that damage.

Artifact

$79.99 $64.80 $67.52

Meekstone

Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Artifact

$6.99 $5.12 $5.33

Mind's Eye

Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay

. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.60 $0.20

Noetic Scales

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, return to its owner's hand each creature that player controls with power greater than the number of cards in their hand.

Artifact

$13.99 $12.26 $8.07

Orbs of Warding

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
If a creature would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.67 $0.15

Orzhov Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.99 $0.43 $0.31

Portcullis

Whenever a creature enters, if there are two or more other creatures on the battlefield, exile that creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control when this artifact leaves the battlefield.

Artifact

$2.29 $1.97 $0.83

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.35 $1.30

Staff of Nin

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.

: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.81 $0.57

Ward of Bones

Each opponent who controls more creatures than you can't cast creature spells. The same is true for artifacts and enchantments.
Each opponent who controls more lands than you can't play lands.

Artifact

$27.99 $28.33 $24.66

Artifact

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Enchantment

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Aurification

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a gold counter on it.
Each creature with a gold counter on it is a Wall in addition to its other creature types and has defender. (Those creatures can't attack.)
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, remove all gold counters from all creatures.

Enchantment

$6.99 $5.91 $3.81

Blind Obedience

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay

. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

Enchantment

$6.99 $4.87 $4.67

Bloodchief Ascension

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 2 or more life this turn, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment. (Damage causes loss of life.)
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if this enchantment has three or more quest counters on it, you may have that player lose 2 life. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Enchantment

$27.99 $21.34 $18.59

Delaying Shield

If damage would be dealt to you, put that many delay counters on this enchantment instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all delay counters from this enchantment. For each delay counter removed this way, you lose 1 life unless you pay

Enchantment

$6.99 $6.46 $5.78

Exquisite Blood

Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

Enchantment

$44.99 $40.42 $36.47

Ghostly Prison

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays

for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment

$6.99 $6.35 $5.13

Grasp of Fate

When this enchantment enters, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. (Those permanents return under their owners' control.)

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Grievous Wound

Enchant player
Enchanted player can't gain life.
Whenever enchanted player is dealt damage, they lose half their life, rounded up.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.99 $0.66 $0.15

Humility

All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.

Enchantment

$79.99 $73.67 $49.03

Island Sanctuary

If you would draw a card during your draw step, instead you may skip that draw. If you do, until your next turn, you can't be attacked except by creatures with flying and/or islandwalk.

Enchantment

$3.99 $2.73 $2.40

Karmic Justice

Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys a noncreature permanent you control, you may destroy target permanent that opponent controls.

Enchantment

$7.99 $5.82 $5.63

Land Tax

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment

$18.99 $16.71 $13.81

Moat

Creatures without flying can't attack.

Enchantment

$1399.99 $926.95 $900.24

Mystic Barrier

When this enchantment enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, choose left or right.
Each player may attack only the nearest opponent in the last chosen direction and planeswalkers controlled by that opponent.

Enchantment

$1.49 $1.98 $1.03

Painful Quandary

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Enchantment

$2.49 $1.79 $0.72

Palace Siege

As this enchantment enters, choose Khans or Dragons.
• Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Dragons — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment

$1.99 $0.79 $0.51

Polluted Bonds

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment

$7.99 $7.62 $6.73

Rest in Peace

When this enchantment enters, exile all graveyards.
If a card or token would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchantment

$1.49 $0.84 $0.46

Reverence

Creatures with power 2 or less can't attack you.

Enchantment

$7.99 $8.40 $4.90

Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Enchantment

$7.49 $5.34 $4.65

Solemnity

Players can't get counters.
Counters can't be put on artifacts, creatures, enchantments, or lands.

Enchantment

$8.99 $9.71 $6.02

Sphere of Safety

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays

for each of those creatures, where X is the number of enchantments you control.

Enchantment

$6.49 $3.81 $4.26

Starfield of Nyx

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
As long as you control five or more enchantments, each other non-Aura enchantment you control is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its mana value.

Enchantment

$18.99 $14.20 $10.26

Tainted Aether

Whenever a creature enters, its controller sacrifices a creature or land of their choice.

Enchantment

$8.49 $8.40 $4.38

The Abyss

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated.

World Enchantment

$949.99 $698.70 $756.53

Underworld Dreams

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$2.29 $2.24 $1.13

Wound Reflection

At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Enchantment

$18.99 $14.42 $11.62

Enchantment

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Instant

Qty: 5 Price: $114.95

Anguished Unmaking

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

Instant

$2.99 $1.54 $1.55

Batwing Brume

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn if

was spent to cast this spell. Each player loses 1 life for each attacking creature they control if

was spent to cast this spell. (Do both if

was spent.)

Instant

$5.49 $3.25 $3.38

Comeuppance

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and planeswalkers you control this turn by sources you don't control. If damage from a creature source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals that much damage to that creature. If damage from a noncreature source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals that much damage to the source's controller.

Instant

$6.49 $5.22 $5.67

Enlightened Tutor

Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Instant

$39.99 $32.34 $34.20

Vampiric Tutor

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$59.99 $54.03 $52.69

Instant

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Land

Qty: 34 Price: $823.58

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $1.05 $1.19

Castle Locthwain

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.

: Add

: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Land

$2.49 $1.37 $1.16

Concealed Courtyard

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.

: Add

Land

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Eclipsed Steppe

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Plains Swamp

$6.49 $5.51 $4.57

Fetid Heath

: Add

, or

Land

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Godless Shrine

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.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Plains Swamp

$12.99 $9.27 $7.54

Hall of Heliod's Generosity

: Add

: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Legendary Land

$15.99 $10.64 $10.38

Isolated Chapel

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.23 $0.16

Kor Haven

: Add

: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target attacking creature this turn.

Legendary Land

$24.99 $17.78 $16.30

Leechridden Swamp

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.

: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more black permanents.

Land - Swamp

$1.29 $1.12 $0.86

Maze of Ith

: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Land

$11.99 $9.32 $8.85

Orzhov Basilica

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Orzhova, the Church of Deals

: Add

: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Land

Orzhova, the Church of Deals (plst) GPT-162

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Plains

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: Add

Basic Land - Plains

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Scoured Barrens

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Serra's Sanctum

: Add

for each enchantment you control.

Legendary Land

$649.99 $536.67 $296.97

Shattered Sanctum

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

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Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Temple of Silence

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$59.99 $55.48 $50.30

Vault of Champions

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$20.99 $16.95 $15.63

Land

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Planeswalker

Qty: 4 Price: $23.46

Liliana Vess

+1: Target player discards a card.
−2: Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
−8: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana

$5.49 $5.95 $3.05

Ob Nixilis Reignited

+1: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
−3: Destroy target creature.
−8: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a player draws a card, you lose 2 life."

Legendary Planeswalker - Nixilis

$0.99 $0.38 $0.15

Sorin, Grim Nemesis

+1: Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to its mana value.
−X: Sorin deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker and you gain X life.
−9: Create a number of 1/1 black Vampire Knight creature tokens with lifelink equal to the highest life total among all players.

Legendary Planeswalker - Sorin

$2.99 $4.33 $1.68

Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

+2: Ugin deals 3 damage to any target.
−X: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors.
−10: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Legendary Planeswalker - Ugin

$13.99 $8.89 $9.36

Planeswalker

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Removal

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Night of Souls' Betrayal

All creatures get -1/-1.

Legendary Enchantment

$1.49 $1.99 $1.04

Spreading Plague

Whenever a creature enters, destroy all other creatures that share a color with it. They can't be regenerated.

Enchantment

$12.99 $11.22 $6.81

Removal

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Sorcery

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Damnation

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$22.99 $21.31 $19.27

Day of Judgment

Destroy all creatures.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.48 $0.23

Deadly Tempest

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.49 $0.45

Decree of Pain

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$74.99 $84.69 $96.44

Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.42 $0.15

Hallowed Burial

Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.48 $0.37

Idyllic Tutor

Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$13.99 $12.73 $11.98

Increasing Ambition

Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, instead search your library for two cards and put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$3.99 $2.63 $1.04

Innocent Blood

Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.52 $0.31

Syphon Mind

Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.70 $0.15

Terminus

Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries.
Miracle

(You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.34 $0.15

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Sorcery

$7.49 $5.55 $5.09

Wrath of God

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$4.49 $3.94 $3.84

Sorcery

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Maybeboard

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Grim Monolith

This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.

: Add

: Untap this artifact.

Artifact

$599.99 $478.02 $338.65

Pariah

Enchant creature
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Enchantment - Aura

$1.99 $2.33 $1.65

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$4.99 $1.72 $2.22

Runed Halo

As this enchantment enters, choose a card name.
You have protection from the chosen card name. (You can't be targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything with that name.)

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.24 $0.17

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale

All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay

Legendary Land

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale (leg) 307

$3999.99 $3239.00 $3125.96

Maybeboard

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Tokens & Extras

Qty: 3 Price: $1.49

Ob Nixilis Reignited Emblem

Whenever a player draws a card, you lose 2 life.

Emblem - Nixilis

$0.35 $---- $0.15

Spirit

Flying

Creature Token - Spirit

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Vampire Knight

Lifelink

Creature Token - Knight Vampire

$0.79 $---- $0.96

Tokens & Extras

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $3,931.71

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.88Total Mana Value: 256.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.88Total Mana Value: 256.00

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