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Commander
The Beamtown Bullies
Vigilance, haste
: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Legendary Creature - Warrior Ogre Devil
Commander
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Draw
Black Market Connections
At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)
Enchantment
The One Ring
Indestructible
When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.
: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.
: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Legendary Artifact
Draw
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Finisher
Hellcarver Demon
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice all other permanents you control and discard your hand. Exile the top six cards of your library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice all other permanents you control and discard your hand. Exile the top six cards of your library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
Creature - Demon
Finisher
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Land
Land
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Mill
Old Stickfingers
When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Legendary Creature - Horror
Mill
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Protection
Legolas's Quick Reflexes
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Untap target creature. Until end of turn, it gains reach, hexproof, and "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature."
Untap target creature. Until end of turn, it gains reach, hexproof, and "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it deals damage equal to its power to up to one target creature."
Instant
Tamiyo's Safekeeping
Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Instant
Veil of Summer
Draw a card if an opponent has cast a blue or black spell this turn. Spells you control can't be countered this turn. You and permanents you control gain hexproof from blue and from black until end of turn. (You and they can't be the targets of blue or black spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Instant
Protection
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Ramp
Ramp
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Recursion
Animate Dead
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
Enchantment - Aura
Recursion
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Removal
Removal
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Tutor
Tutor
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Untap
Untap
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Fill the graveyard."},{"insert":"\n Use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Entomb"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Buried Alive"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Faithless Looting"}},{"insert":" ,"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Fauna Shaman"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Bitter Reunion"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Entomb"}},{"insert":" , etc. to put our “gifts” into the yard.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"2. Get The Beamtown Bullies online."},{"insert":"\n Bullies brings a nonlegendary creature out of our graveyard under an opponent's control, gives it haste and goads it.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"3. Give everyone terrible presents."},{"insert":"\nSome favorites:\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Leveler"}},{"insert":" → Exiles their library."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Eater of Days"}},{"insert":" → They skip their next two turns."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Inverter of Truth"}},{"insert":" → Replaces their library with their graveyard."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" → While trigger is on the stack kill the world gorger making them exile all of their other permanents and put the dragon back into your graveyard."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soulgorger Orgg"}},{"insert":" → Puts their life at 1, Ping them with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Goblin Sharpshooter"}},{"insert":" (note: this must already be on the board) or just destroy it while the effect is on the stack leaving their life at 1."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Bronze Bombshell"}},{"insert":" → Immediately sacrifices itself and deals 7 damage to its temporary controller. Use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Thornbite Staff"}},{"insert":" to mow everyone down with 7 damage - Only infinite combo in the deck! Give an opponent bronze bombshell, it sacrifices itself, that trigger untaps Beamtown Bullies. Give them bombshell again and again until they're dead then do the same to each other opponent on their turn."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":" "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Sire of Insanity"}},{"insert":" --> Give it to them before their end step and make everyone discard their hands. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Dragon Mage"}},{"insert":" --> Refill your hand with gas and protection for "},{"insert":{"card-link":"The Beamtown Bullies"}},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hellcarver Demon"}},{"insert":" --> make them exile all other permanents they have XD"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n💣 The Combo"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Beamtown Bullies + "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Thornbite Staff"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" + Bronze Bombshell in the graveyard "},{"insert":"\nDonate Bombshell → opponent takes 7 and Bombshell dies → Thornbite Staff untaps Bullies → Bombshell returns to our graveyard → repeat.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Infinite 7-damage Bombshell deliveries."},{"insert":"\n♻️ Recycling Our Gifts"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"A donated creature that "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"dies before Bullies exiles it"},{"insert":" goes back to our graveyard because we still own it.\nTerminate can accomplish the same trick when necessary.\n🔄 Keep the Gifts Coming"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Formidable Speaker"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" , "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Quest for Renewal"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" , "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Patriar's Seal"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" , "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":{"card-link":"Sting, the Glinting Dagger"}},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Thornbite Staff"}},{"insert":" help untap Bullies so we can activate them multiple times around the table.\nThe deck also packs protection and board wipes because Bullies costs six and tends to become a target very quickly.\nThe Philosophy"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"This isn't meant to be solitaire or simply race toward an infinite combo.\nIt's a "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"toolbox of terrible decisions for everyone else"},{"insert":".\nSometimes the right gift is Leveler. 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