{"ops":[{"insert":"🧙‍♂️ SARUMAN, THE WHITE HAND — BRAINROT PRIMER 💀"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Welcome to Saruman. You are no longer playing a normal Commander deck. You are running an "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Orc-based financial institution"},{"insert":" whose business model is “cast spells → make Army bigger → problem.” 📈📈📈\nYour gameplan is actually pretty simple: "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"CAST SPELLS."},{"insert":" 🗣️🔥\nEarly game, chill. Get your mana online with rocks, fix your colors, and use cheap spells like "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Ponder, Preordain, Brainstorm, Opt,"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Consider"},{"insert":" to dig for what you need. You are not the main character yet. You are merely investing in the "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Mordor 401(k)."},{"insert":" 💰\nThen drop "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Saruman, the White Hand."},{"insert":" 🧙‍♂️ Once Saruman is online, your noncreature spells start doing "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"double duty"},{"insert":". Need to draw cards? Army. 🃏 Need to kill something? Army. Need to counter a spell? "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"ARMY."},{"insert":" You are basically getting paid in Orcs for committing crimes against the stack. 👹\nYour goal is NOT to make 37 tiny dudes. You want "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"ONE ABSURDLY LARGE ORC ARMY"},{"insert":". 📈👹📈 Cards like "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Mauhúr"},{"insert":" make the Army grow even harder, while your interaction protects your investment.\nEventually, your Orc becomes a "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"certified OSHA violation"},{"insert":". 🚨\nThen it's time to "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"UNGA BUNGA."},{"insert":" 🗿\nAttack with the giant Army, or use "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Chandra's Ignition, Thud, Soul's Fire, Essence Harvest,"},{"insert":" or "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Rite of Consumption"},{"insert":" to turn your enormous creature into a metric fuckton of damage.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"TL;DR:"},{"insert":"\n🧙‍♂️ Cast spells\n👹 Make Orc big\n🛡️ Protect Orc\n💀 Make everyone die\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Saruman stonks only go up. 📈"},{"insert":"\n\nSARUMAN, THE WHITE HAND — NONROT PRIMER"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"COMMAND YOUR HORDE. OVERWHELM YOUR FOES."},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Build your Army. Cast your spells. Crush your enemies."},{"insert":"\nSaruman, the White Hand leads a relentless Grixis horde fueled by dark magic and overwhelming numbers. Your noncreature spells do more than draw cards, destroy permanents, and disrupt your opponents—they "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"amass Orcs"},{"insert":", steadily transforming your Army into a massive battlefield threat.\nEarly in the game, develop your mana and sculpt your hand while your spells begin building the foundation of your horde. Once Saruman takes command, every spell becomes another opportunity to strengthen your Army. Protect your growing forces, disrupt opposing strategies, and use your Uruk-hai and other creatures to make your Army even more formidable.\nWhen the time is right, turn your enormous Army's strength against the table. Smash through your opponents in combat or sacrifice your greatest champion for a devastating burst of damage.\nDECK STRATEGY"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"CAST SPELLS"},{"insert":" — Draw cards, generate mana, and interact with your opponents while building your Army.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"BUILD YOUR HORDE"},{"insert":" — Amass Orcs with every noncreature spell, creating a single increasingly powerful threat.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"COMMAND THE BATTLEFIELD"},{"insert":" — Protect your Army and use your creatures and removal to keep opponents off balance.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"DELIVER THE FINAL BLOW"},{"insert":" — Convert your Army's enormous power into lethal damage through combat or devastating sacrifice effects.\nYOUR PATH TO VICTORY"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"1. Establish your resources."},{"insert":"\nRamp, draw cards, and prepare your hand while opponents develop their boards.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"2. Summon Saruman."},{"insert":"\nOnce your commander arrives, your spells begin generating an Army alongside their normal effects.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"3. Grow beyond your opponents' ability to answer you."},{"insert":"\nKeep casting spells, protect your Army, and add Orc- and Uruk-hai-themed threats to increase your advantage.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"4. Unleash the horde."},{"insert":"\nWhen your Army has become sufficiently powerful, convert its massive strength into lethal damage and claim the table for Mordor.\nPLAY STYLE"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Strategy:"},{"insert":" ★★★★☆\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Interaction:"},{"insert":" ★★★★☆\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Creature Combat:"},{"insert":" ★★★☆☆\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Combo Potential:"},{"insert":" ★★★☆☆\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Learning Curve:"},{"insert":" ★★★★☆\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Best for players who enjoy:"},{"insert":" Spellslinger decks, growing a single enormous threat, reactive play, resource management, and dramatic finishing turns.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Signature Experience:"},{"insert":" Every spell you cast serves two purposes—"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"control the game and build your Army."},{"insert":"\n"}]}