DragonsDaBest
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{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck is inspired by content creator Ashlizzlle* and her multitude of cookie decks.\nFor those not in the know, cookies is a deck that uses evasive creatures and pump effects to close out the game in a fun way. Version 1 used titular card Tough Cookie (and Gingerbrute) in combination with artifact payoffs. Version 2 used Toph, the Blind Bandit and other earthbending cards to animate lands like Secret Tunnel, and was thusly named Toph Cookie. Version 3, my version, builds around Key to the Side-Door, and has legendary payoffs. It's a bit of a meme, but they all started that way, the biggest thing holding this one back is the quantity of legendary lands. Three Tree City is just a really expensive waste that lets you flex your knowledge of creature types. With the increase of Legendary creatures, hopefully we get a cycle of legendary lands like from kamigawa.\n\nWith that out of the way, this deck has 3 main ways to win:\n1) the deathtouch package can win quickly through Fynn, the Fangbearer\n2) a stompy beatdown with cards like Super Shreader\n3) a more protected win that takes more time with cards like Kid Loki\n\nKey helps with all of these, pivoting into a grindier game and closing out the game with lethal poison/damage. Multiple Keys is very funny, it's like Skull Clamp at home.\nSpecific cards to shout out would be Vraska Joins Up, which ties the deck together by synergising with both Fynn and Loki. Escape Tunnel is mostly there for Bill and Shredder, but it also ties into the theme of the deck. Jitte is really nice when you are low on lands and acts as protection with Loki. Gollum is both fun and pushed.\n\nSideboard:\nsideboarding is weird because it probably makes your key worse, i tried to remedy that by including as few cards a possible, it hurt me on a metaphysical level. On the upside, it is very simple:\nDellian, and Leatherhead, are cards to bring in against control; Hex and Black Sun come in against aggro. The Ooze is a card i was going back and forth on including, but i decided bringing it against landfall and such would be enough.\n\nConsiderations:\ninstead of splashing blue for Loki, a doublestrike legend would probably be better--especially with Jitte--currently the best one is probably Quill-Blade Laureate, which is not legendary.\nif the \"greedy waste\" is pissing you off to much, replace it with 2-3 Ba Sing Ses and some basics\nMalcolm and Bilbo both fit into the category of not being exciting enough, running a fun of Ardyn could be cool though\nExcalibur would make more sense if i maindecked, Dellian and Hex\nGingerbrute is the GOAT, run them if you have more aura than me\n\nalways remember, bread may taste better than key, but nothing tastes better than cook keys #_#\n\n*Only 20 lands, good luck with that :P (curve ends at 2)\n"}]}
Deathtouch
Fynn, the Fangbearer
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Deathtouch
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Draw
Gollum, Riddle Master
As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum.
• Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• Draw a card.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum.
• Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• Draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Horror Halfling
Draw
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Land
Land
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Pump
Lost Jitte
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a charge counter on Lost Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Lost Jitte: Choose one —
• Untap target land.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip
Remove a charge counter from Lost Jitte: Choose one —
• Untap target land.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Pump
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Sideboard
Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker
Trample
Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her.
Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her.
Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Mutant Crocodile
The Ooze
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.
: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.
Legendary Artifact
Sideboard
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Maybeboard
Ba Sing Se
This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land.
: Add .
, : Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
: Add .
, : Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
Land
Bilbo, Thief in the Night
Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost less to cast.
Whenever Bilbo attacks, you may cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If an instant or sorcery spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Whenever Bilbo attacks, you may cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If an instant or sorcery spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Halfling
Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
Flash
Flying
Whenever Malcolm deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.
Flying
Whenever Malcolm deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Pirate Siren
Maybeboard
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{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck is inspired by content creator Ashlizzlle* and her multitude of cookie decks.\nFor those not in the know, cookies is a deck that uses evasive creatures and pump effects to close out the game in a fun way. Version 1 used titular card Tough Cookie (and Gingerbrute) in combination with artifact payoffs. Version 2 used Toph, the Blind Bandit and other earthbending cards to animate lands like Secret Tunnel, and was thusly named Toph Cookie. Version 3, my version, builds around Key to the Side-Door, and has legendary payoffs. It's a bit of a meme, but they all started that way, the biggest thing holding this one back is the quantity of legendary lands. Three Tree City is just a really expensive waste that lets you flex your knowledge of creature types. With the increase of Legendary creatures, hopefully we get a cycle of legendary lands like from kamigawa.\n\nWith that out of the way, this deck has 3 main ways to win:\n1) the deathtouch package can win quickly through Fynn, the Fangbearer\n2) a stompy beatdown with cards like Super Shreader\n3) a more protected win that takes more time with cards like Kid Loki\n\nKey helps with all of these, pivoting into a grindier game and closing out the game with lethal poison/damage. Multiple Keys is very funny, it's like Skull Clamp at home.\nSpecific cards to shout out would be Vraska Joins Up, which ties the deck together by synergising with both Fynn and Loki. Escape Tunnel is mostly there for Bill and Shredder, but it also ties into the theme of the deck. Jitte is really nice when you are low on lands and acts as protection with Loki. Gollum is both fun and pushed.\n\nSideboard:\nsideboarding is weird because it probably makes your key worse, i tried to remedy that by including as few cards a possible, it hurt me on a metaphysical level. On the upside, it is very simple:\nDellian, and Leatherhead, are cards to bring in against control; Hex and Black Sun come in against aggro. The Ooze is a card i was going back and forth on including, but i decided bringing it against landfall and such would be enough.\n\nConsiderations:\ninstead of splashing blue for Loki, a doublestrike legend would probably be better--especially with Jitte--currently the best one is probably Quill-Blade Laureate, which is not legendary.\nif the \"greedy waste\" is pissing you off to much, replace it with 2-3 Ba Sing Ses and some basics\nMalcolm and Bilbo both fit into the category of not being exciting enough, running a fun of Ardyn could be cool though\nExcalibur would make more sense if i maindecked, Dellian and Hex\nGingerbrute is the GOAT, run them if you have more aura than me\n\nalways remember, bread may taste better than key, but nothing tastes better than cook keys #_#\n\n*Only 20 lands, good luck with that :P (curve ends at 2)\n"}]}