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Spydra-Man

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{"ops":[{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"This deck was created to recreate the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail for a bracket 1 table through characters, iconic scenes, and props. WOTC has released a secret lair set with this film as the background, so I thought a deck built around this movie would be a great way to introduce people who have never seen the movie to this classic! There really isn’t a win-con, the whole thing is based around making your opponents laugh as much as possible. I mean, there ARE win-cons but that’s not really important. Anyway, I will list each card that is a reference, and some ways to maximize the flavor! Any cards that belong to the secret lair will be marked with an asterisk, so if you WANT to pick any of them up to help bring the vision to life you can, but they’re not required. There are some banned cards, so make sure to ask your pod if they’re cool with you running them. Even better if they let you start with omniscience and Johnny, Combo Player on the board so you can get the ball rolling and keep it going!"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Characters"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"King Arthur- Kenrith, the Returned King. He’s a king, and he’s in WUBRG so you won’t have any problems running every color. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Patsy- Intrepid Adversary. Would also be SUPER COOL if you could partner with Kenrith with your pod’s permission."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"African Swallow* // European Swallow*- Birds of Paradise"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Dennis- Uncle Istvan"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Black Knight- Black Knight. Duh lol."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Tenacious Tomeseeker- Sir Bedivere"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Candlegrove Witch- The “Witch”"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Lancelot- Oathsworn Knight"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Robin- Norin the Wary"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Galahad- Anointed Chorister"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film- Sentinel of Lost Lore"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"French Knights- Mother of Goons"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"God- Reidane, God of the Worthy"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Zoot- Gumdrop Poisoner"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Three-Headed Knight- Kinsbaile Cavalier "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Robin’s Minstrels- The Wandering Minstrel"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Famous Historian- Blade Historian"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Bridgekeeper- Gollum, Riddle Master"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Knights Who Say “Ni!”- Cavalier of Night. You could sharpie out the ght of Night lol"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Woman beating cat- Nip Gwyllion"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Roger the Shrubber- Llanowar Elves"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Wedding Guards- Wedding Security"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Tim the Enchanter*- Prodigal Sorcerer"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Brother Maynard- Banister Priest"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog*- Kezzerdrix"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Detectives- Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Scenes"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Bring Out Your Dead!*- Buried Alive"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Bedivere’s Scales*- Ashnod’s Altar"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Castle of Aaargh*- Dark Depths"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"‘Tis But a Scratch!*- Dismember. Cast on Black Knight"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Bridge of Death*- Door to Nothingness"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Cow-tapult*- Goblin Bombardment"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Pie Jesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem- Orim’s Chant"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"We want . . . A SHRUBBERY!*- Three Visits"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Killer Rabbit- When Fluffy Bunnies Attack"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Castle Anthrax- You Happen Upon a Glade"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"She turned me into a NEWT!- Unnatural Selection. Turn (human preferred) into a newt creature. It does indeed get better. 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Even better if it’s the one with the art of the guy blowing the horn lol."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Holy Grail- Marble Chalice"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"The coconuts- Merry-Go-Round. Gives all your knights Horsemanship"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Any more flavor?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Yes, there are a couple of things; "},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"AWOL- Cast this on Sentinel of Lost Lore when it attacks to make Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film “Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Game-Either”"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Allll kinds of knights in this deck to represent the army that appears occasionally in the film."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"There’s a cow for the cow-tapult"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"There’s also a dragon hatchling and a chicken, both mentioned in Sir Robin’s backstory"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Every castle is included in the lands to help recreate the setting. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"There’s a little ramp and draw to help things along if your opponents aren’t cool with the very easy set up you could have. In any case, I hope you find this deck entertaining and your pod enjoys it as well! If you have any ideas to make this better, feel free to change things. Thanks for checking it out!"},{"insert":"\n\n"}]}

Commander

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Kenrith, the Returned King
: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn.
: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
: Target player gains 5 life.
: Target player draws a card.
: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
Kenrith, the Returned King (plst) ELD-303

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Anthem

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Castle
Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.
Enchantment
Castle (7ed) 5

Anthem

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Characters

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Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth
Vigilance
When Alquist Proft enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
,
, Sacrifice a Clue: You draw X cards and gain X life.
Legendary Creature - Human Detective
Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth (mkm) 185
Anointed Chorister
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Cleric
Anointed Chorister (m21) 4
Banisher Priest
When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Creature - Human Cleric
Banisher Priest (j25) 169
Birds of Paradise
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature - Bird
Birds of Paradise (sld) 1675
Black Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything white.)
Creature - Human Knight
Black Knight (plst) M10-85
Blade Historian
Attacking creatures you control have double strike.
Creature - Human Cleric
Blade Historian (stx) 165
Candlegrove Witch
Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Warlock
Candlegrove Witch (mid) 8
Cavalier of Night
Lifelink
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target creature an opponent controls.
When this creature dies, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Knight Elemental
Cavalier of Night (plst) M20-94
Gollum, Riddle Master
As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum.
• Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• Draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Horror Halfling
Gollum, Riddle Master (hob) 70
Gumdrop Poisoner
Lifelink
When this creature enters, up to one target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Creature - Human Warlock
Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats (woe) 93
Intrepid Adversary
Lifelink
When this creature enters, you may pay
any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many valor counters on this creature.
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each valor counter on this creature.
Creature - Human Scout
Intrepid Adversary (mid) 25
Kezzerdrix
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your opponents control no creatures, this creature deals 4 damage to you.
Creature - Beast Rabbit
Kezzerdrix (sld) 826
Kinsbaile Cavalier
Knight creatures you control have double strike.
Creature - Knight Kithkin
Kinsbaile Cavalier (plst) MOR-15
Llanowar Elves
: Add
.
Creature - Elf Druid
Llanowar Elves (j25) 149
Mother of Goons
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.
Creature - Human Cleric
Mother of Goons (unh) 59
Nip Gwyllion
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Creature - Hag
Nip Gwyllion (eve) 92
Norin the Wary
When a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Norin. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Norin the Wary (plst) TSP-171
Oathsworn Knight
This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
Creature - Human Knight
Oathsworn Knight (eld) 98
Prodigal Sorcerer
: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Creature - Human Wizard Sorcerer
Prodigal Sorcerer (sld) 1672
Reidane, God of the Worthy
Flying, vigilance
Snow lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Noncreature spells your opponents cast with mana value 4 or greater cost
more to cast.
Legendary Creature - God
Reidane, God of the Worthy // Valkmira, Protector's Shield (khm) 21Reidane, God of the Worthy // Valkmira, Protector's Shield (khm) 21
Sentinel of Lost Lore
When this creature enters, choose one or more —
• Return target card you own in exile that has an Adventure to your hand.
• Put target card you don't own in exile that has an Adventure on the bottom of its owner's library.
• Exile target player's graveyard.
Creature - Knight Elf
Sentinel of Lost Lore (woe) 184
Tenacious Tomeseeker
Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
When this creature enters, if it was bargained, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Knight
Tenacious Tomeseeker (woe) 74
The Wandering Minstrel
Lands you control enter untapped.
The Minstrel's Ballad — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control five or more Towns, create a 2/2 Elemental creature token that's all colors.
: Other creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Towns you control.
Legendary Creature - Human Bard
The Wandering Minstrel (fin) 249
Uncle Istvan
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures.
Creature - Human
Uncle Istvan (4ed) 165
Wedding Security
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice a Blood token. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.
Creature - Vampire Soldier
Wedding Security (vow) 138

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Creature

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Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (und) 63
Monitor Monitor
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Once each turn, you may pay
to reroll one or more dice you rolled.
Creature - Human Employee
Monitor Monitor (unf) 338

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Draw

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Peek
Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.
Instant
Peek (10e) 94

Draw

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Land

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Castle Ardenvale
This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains.
: Add
.
,
: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Land
Castle Ardenvale (tdc) 346
Castle Doom
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell.
,
, Sacrifice an artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Robot Villain artifact creature token named Doombot. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land
Castle Doom (msh) 263
Castle Embereth
This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.
: Add
.
,
: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Land
Castle Embereth (tdc) 347
Castle Garenbrig
This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest.
: Add
.
,
: Add six
. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.
Land
Castle Garenbrig (plst) ELD-240
Castle Locthwain
This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.
: Add
.
,
: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Land
Castle Locthwain (clb) 884
Castle Sengir
: Add
.
,
: Add
.
,
: Add
or
.
Land
Castle Sengir (hml) 113
Castle Vantress
This land enters tapped unless you control an Island.
: Add
.
,
: Scry 2.
Land
Castle Vantress (dsc) 267
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (trk) 325
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (trk) 319
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (trk) 323
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (trk) 317
Reliquary Tower
You have no maximum hand size.
: Add
.
Land
Reliquary Tower (soc) 398
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (trk) 321
Voldaren Estate
: Add
.
, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Vampire spell.
,
: Create a Blood token. This ability costs
less to activate for each Vampire you control. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Land
Voldaren Estate (sld) 2504

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Props

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Chalice of Life
: You gain 1 life. Then if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total, transform this artifact.
Artifact
Chalice of Life // Chalice of Death (inr) 257Chalice of Life // Chalice of Death (inr) 257
Explosive Apparatus
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to any target.
Artifact
Explosive Apparatus (m19) 233
Folio of Fancies
Players have no maximum hand size.
,
: Each player draws X cards.
,
: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in their hand.
Artifact - Book
Folio of Fancies (eld) 46
Herald's Horn
As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost
less to cast.
At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
Artifact
Herald's Horn (ltc) 280
Marble Chalice
: You gain 1 life.
Artifact
Marble Chalice (ala) 18
Merry-Go-Round
Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
Artifact - Attraction
Merry-Go-Round (unf) 222a

Props

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Pump

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Dragon Hatchling
Flying
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Creature - Dragon
Dragon Hatchling (j25) 536

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Ramp

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Agent of Stromgald
: Add
.
Creature - Human Knight
Agent of Stromgald (all) 64a
Ambitious Farmhand
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Coven —
: Transform this creature. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
Creature - Human Peasant
Ambitious Farmhand // Seasoned Cathar (inr) 448Ambitious Farmhand // Seasoned Cathar (inr) 448
Farseek
Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Farseek (msc) 173
Omniscience
You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.
Enchantment
Omniscience (fdn) 161
Rampant Growth
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Rampant Growth (fic) 313

Ramp

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Removal

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Aryel, Knight of Windgrace
Vigilance
,
: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
,
, Tap X untapped Knights you control: Destroy target creature with power X or less.
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Aryel, Knight of Windgrace (cmm) 336
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2

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Scenes

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Ashnod's Altar
Sacrifice a creature: Add
.
Artifact
Ashnod's Altar (sld) 1679
Buried Alive
Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Buried Alive (sld) 1673
Dark Depths
Dark Depths enters with ten ice counters on it.
: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths.
When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
Legendary Snow Land
Dark Depths (sld) 1680
Dismember
(
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Instant
Dismember (sld) 1674
Door to Nothingness
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player loses the game.
Artifact
Door to Nothingness (sld) 1678
Goblin Bombardment
Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.
Enchantment
Goblin Bombardment (sld) 825
Orim's Chant
Kicker
(You may pay an additional
as you cast this spell.)
Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.
Instant
Orim's Chant (mh3) 265
Three Visits
Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Three Visits (sld) 1676
Unnatural Selection
: Choose a creature type other than Wall. Target creature becomes that type until end of turn.
Enchantment
Unnatural Selection (apc) 32
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Instant
When Fluffy Bunnies Attack (unh) 67
You Happen On a Glade
Choose one —
• Journey On — Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
• Make Camp — Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
You Happen On a Glade (afr) 214

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Tokens

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Bartered Cow
When this creature dies and when you discard this card, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Creature - Ox
Bartered Cow (plst) ELD-6
Call the Cavalry
Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance.
Sorcery
Call the Cavalry (dom) 9
Invasion of Belenon
(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When this Siege enters, create a 2/2 white and blue Knight creature token with vigilance.
Battle - Siege
Invasion of Belenon // Belenon War Anthem (mom) 20Invasion of Belenon // Belenon War Anthem (mom) 20

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Tutor

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Johnny, Combo Player
: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Johnny, Combo Player (und) 23

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Deck Info

Deck stats

24 pips - 19 cards
15 mana - 15 cards
14 pips - 10 cards
10 mana - 10 cards
24 pips - 14 cards
16 mana - 16 cards
8 pips - 5 cards
7 mana - 7 cards
10 pips - 9 cards
10 mana - 9 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
6 mana - 5 cards
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Description

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"This deck was created to recreate the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail for a bracket 1 table through characters, iconic scenes, and props. WOTC has released a secret lair set with this film as the background, so I thought a deck built around this movie would be a great way to introduce people who have never seen the movie to this classic! There really isn’t a win-con, the whole thing is based around making your opponents laugh as much as possible. I mean, there ARE win-cons but that’s not really important. Anyway, I will list each card that is a reference, and some ways to maximize the flavor! Any cards that belong to the secret lair will be marked with an asterisk, so if you WANT to pick any of them up to help bring the vision to life you can, but they’re not required. There are some banned cards, so make sure to ask your pod if they’re cool with you running them. Even better if they let you start with omniscience and Johnny, Combo Player on the board so you can get the ball rolling and keep it going!"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Characters"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"King Arthur- Kenrith, the Returned King. He’s a king, and he’s in WUBRG so you won’t have any problems running every color. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Patsy- Intrepid Adversary. Would also be SUPER COOL if you could partner with Kenrith with your pod’s permission."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"African Swallow* // European Swallow*- Birds of Paradise"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Dennis- Uncle Istvan"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Black Knight- Black Knight. Duh lol."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Tenacious Tomeseeker- Sir Bedivere"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Candlegrove Witch- The “Witch”"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Lancelot- Oathsworn Knight"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Robin- Norin the Wary"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Galahad- Anointed Chorister"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film- Sentinel of Lost Lore"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"French Knights- Mother of Goons"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"God- Reidane, God of the Worthy"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Zoot- Gumdrop Poisoner"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Three-Headed Knight- Kinsbaile Cavalier "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Robin’s Minstrels- The Wandering Minstrel"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Famous Historian- Blade Historian"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Bridgekeeper- Gollum, Riddle Master"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Knights Who Say “Ni!”- Cavalier of Night. You could sharpie out the ght of Night lol"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Woman beating cat- Nip Gwyllion"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Roger the Shrubber- Llanowar Elves"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Wedding Guards- Wedding Security"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Tim the Enchanter*- Prodigal Sorcerer"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Brother Maynard- Banister Priest"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog*- Kezzerdrix"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Detectives- Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Scenes"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Bring Out Your Dead!*- Buried Alive"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Sir Bedivere’s Scales*- Ashnod’s Altar"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Castle of Aaargh*- Dark Depths"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"‘Tis But a Scratch!*- Dismember. Cast on Black Knight"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Bridge of Death*- Door to Nothingness"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Cow-tapult*- Goblin Bombardment"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Pie Jesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem- Orim’s Chant"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"We want . . . A SHRUBBERY!*- Three Visits"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Killer Rabbit- When Fluffy Bunnies Attack"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Castle Anthrax- You Happen Upon a Glade"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"She turned me into a NEWT!- Unnatural Selection. Turn (human preferred) into a newt creature. It does indeed get better. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Props"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"French Grail- Chalice of Life // Chalice of Death"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Holy Hand Grenade- Explosive Apparatus"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"The Book of the Film- Folio of Fancies"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Patsy’s Bugle- Herald’s Horn. Even better if it’s the one with the art of the guy blowing the horn lol."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Holy Grail- Marble Chalice"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"The coconuts- Merry-Go-Round. Gives all your knights Horsemanship"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"background":"transparent","color":"#000000","bold":true},"insert":"Any more flavor?"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Yes, there are a couple of things; "},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"AWOL- Cast this on Sentinel of Lost Lore when it attacks to make Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film “Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Game-Either”"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Allll kinds of knights in this deck to represent the army that appears occasionally in the film."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"There’s a cow for the cow-tapult"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"There’s also a dragon hatchling and a chicken, both mentioned in Sir Robin’s backstory"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"Every castle is included in the lands to help recreate the setting. "},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"background":"transparent","color":"#000000"},"insert":"There’s a little ramp and draw to help things along if your opponents aren’t cool with the very easy set up you could have. In any case, I hope you find this deck entertaining and your pod enjoys it as well! If you have any ideas to make this better, feel free to change things. Thanks for checking it out!"},{"insert":"\n\n"}]}
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