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Size: 99Est cost: $168.96Salt sum: 20.43
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Commander
Commander
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Blink
Golden Argosy
Whenever Golden Argosy attacks, exile each creature that crewed it this turn. Return them to the battlefield tapped under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle
Heart-Shaped Herb
If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with three +1/+1 counters on it and you become the monarch.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with three +1/+1 counters on it and you become the monarch.
Artifact
Blink
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Burn
Burn
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Draw
Chandra, Spark Hunter
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target Vehicle you control. Until end of turn, it becomes an artifact creature and gains haste.
+2: You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
0: Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1.
−7: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control enters, this emblem deals 3 damage to any target."
+2: You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
0: Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1.
−7: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control enters, this emblem deals 3 damage to any target."
Legendary Planeswalker - Chandra
Daredevil Dragster
At end of combat, if this Vehicle attacked or blocked this combat, put a velocity counter on it. Then if it has two or more velocity counters on it, sacrifice it and draw two cards.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Artifact - Vehicle
Reckoner Bankbuster
This Vehicle enters with three charge counters on it.
, , Remove a charge counter from this Vehicle: Draw a card. Then if there are no charge counters on this Vehicle, create a Treasure token and a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Crew 3
, , Remove a charge counter from this Vehicle: Draw a card. Then if there are no charge counters on this Vehicle, create a Treasure token and a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Crew 3
Artifact - Vehicle
Draw
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Finisher
Finisher
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I'm Proxying These :/
Falling Star
Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
Sorcery
Wheel of Misfortune
Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Sorcery
I'm Proxying These :/
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Land
Spaghetti Junction
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, : Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1.
Whenever a Vehicle you control attacks, put a traffic counter on this land.
When this land has eight traffic counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Atlantakul, a legendary 20/20 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 2.
, : Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1.
Whenever a Vehicle you control attacks, put a traffic counter on this land.
When this land has eight traffic counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Atlantakul, a legendary 20/20 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 2.
Land
Land
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PHYSICAL DEXTERITY!!
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Landfill
Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.
Sorcery
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
PHYSICAL DEXTERITY!!
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Pump
Pump
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Ramp
Luxurious Locomotive
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token for each creature that crewed it this turn. (They're artifacts with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Crew 1. Activate only once each turn. (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Crew 1. Activate only once each turn. (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Artifact - Vehicle
RMS Titanic
Flying, trample
When RMS Titanic deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and create that many Treasure tokens.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
When RMS Titanic deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and create that many Treasure tokens.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle
Ramp
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Recursion
Daretti, Rocketeer Engineer
Daretti's power is equal to the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.
Whenever Daretti enters or attacks, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return the chosen card to the battlefield.
Whenever Daretti enters or attacks, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return the chosen card to the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artificer
Recursion
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Removal
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
, , Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent.
, , Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
, , Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
, , Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
, , Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
Legendary Creature - Human Spellshaper
Removal
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Tokens
D00-DL, Caricaturist
When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Robot
Tokens
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