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{"ops":[{"insert":"Welcome to Mayael's Planar Zoo!\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"WARNING: "},{"insert":"Please keep children 5 and under away from Phyrexians, we don't want another \"Incident\".\n\nEnjoy the tour of the zoo given by Mayael THE Anima as she taps to showcase rarely-casted creatures straight from the library onto the battlefield. Don't even have to cast them. Friggin incredible. These fantastic organisms, warriors, and abominations include:\n\nGodsire (legally obligated)\nBlightsteel Colossus (when available)\nOne of the Avacyns\nA dog, maybe another Naya precon commander?\nDinosaurs. Friggin Dinosaurs.\nDragons (draggin DNs amirite)\nOther cool stuff we found on Scryfall\n\nToo excited already? Went ahead and drew some of these creatures into your hand instead of letting Mayael show you them? "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"WE GOTCHU. "},{"insert":"There are 4 vendors in this zoo ready to put those creatures right back onto the value for "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"FREE "},{"insert":"*vendor fees not included*. Also feel free to access one of the two body-positive escalators that allow you to return those creatures to the top of your library.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"BUT WAIT "},{"insert":"if you are one of the lucky participants that gets a 3-mana equip-2 armband at the gate, you get TWO Mayael triggers for the price of one. That's better chances than being born with rich parents and getting your dream car at 15! The zoo also has the privilege of hosting EDH Game Changer "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Seedborn Muse "},{"insert":"if she isn't smoking coriander at the bottom of your deck 11 turns into the match. \n\nZoo infrastructure contains 37 acres of mana-producing land. The good stuff, not that fake reliquary smugglers blow-up crap. Not enough? Escalators are cool but you still scared of stairs. We got "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"TEN "},{"insert":"sources of affordable ramp available to avoid those pesky ADA lawyers from suing us. Enjoy access to premium board interaction, or feel free to bring your own!\n\nSo tell me, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"ARE YOU READY TO EXPERIENCE A COMPETITIVE BUT NOT TOO COMPETITIVE THEMATIC FUN LOTTERY-ESQUE EXPERIENCE THAT YOUR OPPONENTS WILL LOVE UNLESS THEY LOSE?"},{"insert":" \n\nMayael's Planar Zoo is not responsible for card draw and does not condone island usage or tapping for blue mana. Mayael's Planar Zoo highly discourages fun-sucking material such as smothering tide or anything you have to ask your opponents to pay for during their turn. Mayael's Planar Zoo experiences are subject to change if financial circumstances require a substitution for creature encounters. Mayael the Anima withholds all rights to include Mayael's Aria in the deck even if its a magnet for removal and does almost nothing to progress the game plan. Please understand the steep cost of 3RGW to experience Mayael's Planar Zoo is not discountable and is subject to future cost increase. Mayael's Planar Zoo will not be offering discounted rates or artifacts to lower this cost currently. Please refrain from exile effects while experiencing Mayael's Planar Zoo. Please note that a turn 1 Sol Ring "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"does not "},{"insert":"obligate Mayael the Anima to appear before showtime. Please place all complaints, critiques, and recommendations in the comment box, located at your mom's house. \n"}]}
Commander
Commander
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Cheater
Sledge-Class Seedship
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 7+.)
7+ | Flying
Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
7+ | Flying
Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact - Spacecraft
Cheater
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ETB
ETB
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Land
Mosswort Bridge
Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
This land enters tapped.
: Add .
, : You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
This land enters tapped.
: Add .
, : You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
Land
Path of Ancestry
This land enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Land
Land
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Mayael Tech
Mayael Tech
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Power 5 Or Greater
Aurora Awakener
Trample
Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Put any number of those permanent cards onto the battlefield, then put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vivid — When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X permanent cards, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control. Put any number of those permanent cards onto the battlefield, then put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature - Druid Giant
Etali, Primal Conqueror
Trample
When Etali enters, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast any number of spells from among the nonland cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
: Transform Etali. Activate only as a sorcery.
When Etali enters, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast any number of spells from among the nonland cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
: Transform Etali. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur
Ghalta and Mavren
Trample
Whenever you attack, choose one —
• Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures.
• Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
Whenever you attack, choose one —
• Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures.
• Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
Legendary Creature - Vampire Dinosaur
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
Flying, first strike
If a source would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.
If a source would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent half that damage, rounded up.
If a source would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.
If a source would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent half that damage, rounded up.
Legendary Creature - Angel
Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
Trample
Whenever Ilharg attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
When Ilharg dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
Whenever Ilharg attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
When Ilharg dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
Legendary Creature - Boar God
Kodama of the East Tree
Reach
Whenever another permanent you control enters, if it wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability, you may put a permanent card with equal or lesser mana value from your hand onto the battlefield.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Whenever another permanent you control enters, if it wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability, you may put a permanent card with equal or lesser mana value from your hand onto the battlefield.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Phyrexian Triniform
When this creature dies, create three 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens.
Encore (, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)
Encore (, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)
Creature Artifact - Golem Phyrexian
Summon: Bahamut
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)
I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent.
III — Draw two cards.
IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent.
Flying
I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent.
III — Draw two cards.
IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent.
Flying
Creature Enchantment - Saga Dragon
Triplicate Titan
Flying, vigilance, trample
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample.
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Power 5 Or Greater
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Protection
Protection
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Ramp
Fanatic of Rhonas
: Add .
Ferocious — : Add . Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Eternalize (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Snake Druid with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)
Ferocious — : Add . Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Eternalize (, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Snake Druid with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Druid Snake
Tempt with Discovery
Tempting offer — Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Each opponent may search their library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. For each opponent who searches a library this way, search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched a library this way shuffles.
Sorcery
Ramp
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Removal
Removal
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Sideboard
Sideboard
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Maybeboard
Tamiyo's Safekeeping
Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Instant
Maybeboard
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Welcome to Mayael's Planar Zoo!\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"WARNING: "},{"insert":"Please keep children 5 and under away from Phyrexians, we don't want another \"Incident\".\n\nEnjoy the tour of the zoo given by Mayael THE Anima as she taps to showcase rarely-casted creatures straight from the library onto the battlefield. Don't even have to cast them. Friggin incredible. These fantastic organisms, warriors, and abominations include:\n\nGodsire (legally obligated)\nBlightsteel Colossus (when available)\nOne of the Avacyns\nA dog, maybe another Naya precon commander?\nDinosaurs. Friggin Dinosaurs.\nDragons (draggin DNs amirite)\nOther cool stuff we found on Scryfall\n\nToo excited already? Went ahead and drew some of these creatures into your hand instead of letting Mayael show you them? "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"WE GOTCHU. "},{"insert":"There are 4 vendors in this zoo ready to put those creatures right back onto the value for "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"FREE "},{"insert":"*vendor fees not included*. Also feel free to access one of the two body-positive escalators that allow you to return those creatures to the top of your library.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"BUT WAIT "},{"insert":"if you are one of the lucky participants that gets a 3-mana equip-2 armband at the gate, you get TWO Mayael triggers for the price of one. That's better chances than being born with rich parents and getting your dream car at 15! The zoo also has the privilege of hosting EDH Game Changer "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Seedborn Muse "},{"insert":"if she isn't smoking coriander at the bottom of your deck 11 turns into the match. \n\nZoo infrastructure contains 37 acres of mana-producing land. The good stuff, not that fake reliquary smugglers blow-up crap. Not enough? Escalators are cool but you still scared of stairs. We got "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"TEN "},{"insert":"sources of affordable ramp available to avoid those pesky ADA lawyers from suing us. Enjoy access to premium board interaction, or feel free to bring your own!\n\nSo tell me, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"ARE YOU READY TO EXPERIENCE A COMPETITIVE BUT NOT TOO COMPETITIVE THEMATIC FUN LOTTERY-ESQUE EXPERIENCE THAT YOUR OPPONENTS WILL LOVE UNLESS THEY LOSE?"},{"insert":" \n\nMayael's Planar Zoo is not responsible for card draw and does not condone island usage or tapping for blue mana. Mayael's Planar Zoo highly discourages fun-sucking material such as smothering tide or anything you have to ask your opponents to pay for during their turn. Mayael's Planar Zoo experiences are subject to change if financial circumstances require a substitution for creature encounters. Mayael the Anima withholds all rights to include Mayael's Aria in the deck even if its a magnet for removal and does almost nothing to progress the game plan. Please understand the steep cost of 3RGW to experience Mayael's Planar Zoo is not discountable and is subject to future cost increase. Mayael's Planar Zoo will not be offering discounted rates or artifacts to lower this cost currently. Please refrain from exile effects while experiencing Mayael's Planar Zoo. Please note that a turn 1 Sol Ring "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"does not "},{"insert":"obligate Mayael the Anima to appear before showtime. Please place all complaints, critiques, and recommendations in the comment box, located at your mom's house. \n"}]}