Jailbreak Scheme

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ {3} — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It can't be blocked this turn.
+ {2} — Target artifact or creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Emrakul's Hatcher

When this creature enters, create three 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Long-Range Sensor

Whenever you attack a player, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{1}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 4 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Unsummon

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Ferrous Lake

Port Razer

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
This creature can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn.

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip {0}

Utrom Scientists

When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Clout of the Dominus

Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is blue, it gets +1/+1 and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
As long as enchanted creature is red, it gets +1/+1 and has haste.

Mountain

Glamermite

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Tap target creature.
• Untap target creature.

Relm's Sketching

Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.

Copycrook

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "Whenever this creature attacks, it connives." (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Kappa Cannoneer

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
Ward {4}
Whenever this creature or another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It can't be blocked this turn.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Frantic Search

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

Runechanter's Pike

Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Equip {2}

Ice Magic

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.)
• Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.
• Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Involuntary Employment

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Frostboil Snarl

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Monstrous Rage

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Blink of an Eye

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.)
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.

Chase Inspiration

Target creature you control gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Seething Song

Blazing Firesinger

This creature enters prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song

Crackling Falls

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Rush of Inspiration

Draw two cards. Then discard a card at random unless you pay {E}{E} (two energy counters).

Rush of Inspiration // Crackling Falls

Island

Wayfarer's Bauble

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Mizzium Skin

Target creature you control gets +0/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Overload {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Pack Attack

Attacking creatures get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of players being attacked.
Draw a card.

Serum Visionary

When this creature enters, draw a card, then scry 2.

Candlekeep Inspiration

Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are instant cards, are sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Mirrorwing Dragon

Flying
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only this creature, that player copies that spell for each other creature they control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Talisman of Creativity

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Seize the Spoils

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Corsair Captain

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Other Pirates you control get +1/+1.

Deep Analysis

Target player draws two cards.
Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Zealous Lorecaster

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Haste Magic

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until your next end step.

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Siren Stormtamer

Flying
{U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell or ability that targets you or a creature you control.

Storm Fleet Sprinter

Warlord's Fury

Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Goatnap

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Think Twice

Draw a card.
Flashback {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Electrostatic Infantry

Trample
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Run Away Together

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Swiftwater Cliffs

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Fellwar Stone

Sulfur Falls

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Whoosh!

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Cascade Bluffs

{T}: Add {C}.
{U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.

Prismari Campus

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{4}, {T}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Vengeful Possession

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Frost Lynx

When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Sol Ring

Bigfin Bouncer

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Leitmotif Composer

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 5 or greater, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
{2}{U}: Creatures named Leitmotif Composer can't be blocked this turn.

Fire

Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.

Fire // Ice

Coercive Recruiter

Whenever this creature or another Pirate you control enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and becomes a Pirate in addition to its other types.

Cursed Mirror

{T}: Add {R}.
As this artifact enters, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.

Spectacle Summit

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{2}{U}{R}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Mana Geyser

Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.

Artful Dodge

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Flashback {U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Fleeting Reflection

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it becomes a copy of up to one other target creature.

Shivan Reef

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Izzet Signet

Command Tower

Bender's Waterskin

Untap this artifact during each other player's untap step.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Skimming Strike

Tap up to one target creature. Draw a card. (Then shuffle this card into its owner's library.)

Dirgur Island Dragon

Flying
Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

Dirgur Island Dragon // Skimming Strike

Muddle, the Ever-Changing

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Muddle becomes a copy of up to one target nonlegendary creature you control until end of turn, except it has myriad. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Circuit Mender

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

Amazing Acrobatics

Choose one or both —
• Counter target spell.
• Tap one or two target creatures.

Impulse

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.