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Commander
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Creature
Pooper of the Schism
Deathtouch
Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampooer creature token with lifelink.
Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampooer creature token with lifelink.
Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Vampooer Cleric
2 / 4
Sephiroth, Fabled SHITTER
Whenever Sephiroth enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.
Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.
Legendary Creature - Pooman Avatar Shitter
3 / 3
Stink Bomb
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Poobot fartifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Poobot fartifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Fartifact Creature - Poobot
0 / 0
Threefold Plungerhulk
This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a number of 1/1 colorless Gnome fartifact creature tokens equal to its power.
, Sacrifice another fartifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a number of 1/1 colorless Gnome fartifact creature tokens equal to its power.
, Sacrifice another fartifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Fartifact Creature - Gnome
0 / 0
Creature
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Enchantment
Black Market Connections
At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshitter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life.
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshitter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life.
Enchantment
Nowhere to Poop
Flash
When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn’t have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don’t trigger.
When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn’t have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don’t trigger.
Enchantment
Enchantment
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Fartifact
Really Gaping Ring
: Add one mana of any color.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this fartifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow fartifact tokens named Really Gaping Ring with “: Add one mana of any color.”
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this fartifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow fartifact tokens named Really Gaping Ring with “: Add one mana of any color.”
Shit Fartifact
Wickersmith’s Stools
Whenever one or more -1/-1 counters are put on a creature, put a charge counter on this fartifact.
: Add one mana of any color.
, , Sacrifice this fartifact: Create X tapped 2/2 colorless Scarecrow fartifact creature tokens, where X is the number of charge counters on this fartifact.
: Add one mana of any color.
, , Sacrifice this fartifact: Create X tapped 2/2 colorless Scarecrow fartifact creature tokens, where X is the number of charge counters on this fartifact.
Fartifact
Fartifact
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Instant
Instant
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Land
Spymaster’s Toilet
This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.
: Add .
, : Target creature you control connives X, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)
: Add .
, : Target creature you control connives X, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)
Land
Land
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Pooswalker
Liliana, Defecating General
Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.
+1: Create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token.
-4: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.
-9: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.
+1: Create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token.
-4: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.
-9: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.
Legendary Pooswalker - Liliana
Liliana, the Poo Pope
+1 Up to one target creature gets -2/-1 until your next turn.
-2 Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
-7 You get an emblem with “At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 brown Poopie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Poopies you control.”
-2 Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
-7 You get an emblem with “At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 brown Poopie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Poopies you control.”
Legendary Pooswalker - Liliana
Liliana, Who Shit the Bed
+1 Each player discards a card. Each opponent who can't loses 3 life.
-3 Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
-7 You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste."
-3 Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
-7 You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste."
Legendary Pooswalker - Liliana
Lolth, Poopy Queen
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Lolth.
0: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
-3: Create two 2/1 brown Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."
0: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
-3: Create two 2/1 brown Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."
Legendary Pooswalker - Lolth
Sorin the Wipeless
+1: Look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.
-2: Create a 2/3 brown Vampooer creature token with flying and lifelink.
-7: Sorin deals 13 damage to any target. You gain 13 life.
-2: Create a 2/3 brown Vampooer creature token with flying and lifelink.
-7: Sorin deals 13 damage to any target. You gain 13 life.
Legendary Pooswalker - Sorin
Tevesh Scat, Doom of Stools
+2: Create two 0/1 brown Thrull creature tokens.
+1: You may sacrifice another creature or planeswalker. If you do, draw two cards, then draw another card if the sacrificed permanent was a commander.
-10: Gain control of all commanders. Put all commanders from the command zone onto the battlefield under your control.
Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools can be your commander.
Partner
+1: You may sacrifice another creature or planeswalker. If you do, draw two cards, then draw another card if the sacrificed permanent was a commander.
-10: Gain control of all commanders. Put all commanders from the command zone onto the battlefield under your control.
Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools can be your commander.
Partner
Legendary Pooswalker - Scat
Pooswalker
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Sorcery
Sorcery
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Maybeboard
Ardyn, the Poosurper
Demons you control have menace, lifelink, and haste.
Starscourge — At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If you exiled a card this way, create a token that’s a copy of that card, except it’s a 5/5 brown Demon.
Starscourge — At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If you exiled a card this way, create a token that’s a copy of that card, except it’s a 5/5 brown Demon.
Legendary Creature - Elder Pooman Noble
4 / 4
Feceus, the Infestation
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever a player sacrifices a nontoken creature, create a 1/1 brown Insect creature token with flying.
Whenever an Insect, Leech, Slug, or Worm you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever a player sacrifices a nontoken creature, create a 1/1 brown Insect creature token with flying.
Whenever an Insect, Leech, Slug, or Worm you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Legendary Creature - Vampooer Insect
2 / 2
Liliana of the Shart Realms
+1: Search your library for a Sewer card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
-3: Target creature gets +X/+X or -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Sewers you control.
-6: You get an emblem with "Sewers you control have ': Add '"
-3: Target creature gets +X/+X or -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Sewers you control.
-6: You get an emblem with "Sewers you control have ': Add '"
Legendary Pooswalker - Liliana
Mister Gusty
Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. (They’re artifacts with “, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.”)
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. (They’re artifacts with “, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.”)
Fartifact Creature - Poobot Shitter
1 / 1
Restless Poopseeker
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. (It’s an artifact with “, , Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”)
Sacrifice two Blood tokens: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sacrifice two Blood tokens: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Vampooer
1 / 3
Splash from Below
Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if this card is in your graveyard, create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token.
When a creature is put into an opponent’s graveyard from the battlefield, if this card is in your graveyard, exile this card.
When a creature is put into an opponent’s graveyard from the battlefield, if this card is in your graveyard, exile this card.
Enchantment
Toilet Massacre II
When Toilet Massacre II enters, each player sacrifices X creatures of their choice.
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don’t, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don’t, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Legendary Enchantment
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