Poop Medallion

Brown spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Feceus, the Infestation

Flying, deathtouch
Whenever a player sacrifices a nontoken creature, create a 1/1 brown Insect creature token with flying.
Whenever an Insect, Leech, Slug, or Worm you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Demonic Pooper

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Hnng, Poo of Yawgmoth

({B\P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Lifelink
For each {B} in a cost, you may pay 2 life rather than pay that mana.
Whenever you cast a brown spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Hnng.

Wickersmith’s Stools

Whenever one or more -1/-1 counters are put on a creature, put a charge counter on this fartifact.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this fartifact: Create X tapped 2/2 colorless Scarecrow fartifact creature tokens, where X is the number of charge counters on this fartifact.

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player’s graveyard.
{T}: Add {B}.

Scarecrow

Shit-Covered Swamp

Oh God Oh Fuck It’s Everwhere

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent’s mana value.

Food Poisoner

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.

Final Farting

Search your library for two cards. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Then shuffle.

Liliana of the Shart Realms Emblem

Sewers you control have '{T}: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.'

Contamination

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice a creature.
If a land is tapped for mana, it produces {B} instead of any other type and amount.

Farting Pit

Sacrifice a creature: Put a charge counter on this fartifact.
{1}, Remove two charge counters from this fartifact: Create a 2/2 colorless Spawn fartifact creature token.

Spymaster’s Toilet

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.
{T}: Add {B}.
{B}, {T}: Target creature you control connives X, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)

Reliquary Splasher

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Crowded Stall

{T}: Add {B}.
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a corpse counter on this fartifact.
{4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this fartifact: Create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token with decayed for each corpse counter on this fartifact.

Liliana of the Shart Realms

+1: Search your library for a Sewer card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
-3: Target creature gets +X/+X or -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Sewers you control.
-6: You get an emblem with "Sewers you control have '{T}: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}'"

Winter Poos

Players can’t untap more than one nonbasic land during their untap steps.

Poobot

Astral Coprophilia

This fartifact enters with X charge counters on it.
{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each charge counter on this fartifact.

Clown Fart

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Poobot fartifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2

Liliana, Defecating General

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.
+1: Create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token.
-4: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.
-9: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Poop Beacon

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Carrion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Create X 0/1 brown Insect creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature’s power.

Liliana, Defiled my Pants-er

+2 Each player discards a card.
-X Return target nonlegendary creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
-8 You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step."

Liliana, Turtling Healer

Lifelink
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner’s control. If you do, create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token.

Liliana, Turtling Healer // Liliana, Defiled my Pants-er

Blast Zone

This land enters with a charge counter on it.
{T}: Add {C}.
{X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on this land.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this land.

Poopspore Thallid

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature.
Remove three spore counters from this creature: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Sacrifice a Saproling: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Sorin the Wipeless

+1: Look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card and put it into your hand. If you do, you lose life equal to its mana value.
-2: Create a 2/3 brown Vampooer creature token with flying and lifelink.
-7: Sorin deals 13 damage to any target. You gain 13 life.

Malakir Mire

Malakir Rebirth

Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains “When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner’s control.”

Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire

Tevesh Scat, Doom of Stools

+2: Create two 0/1 brown Thrull creature tokens.
+1: You may sacrifice another creature or planeswalker. If you do, draw two cards, then draw another card if the sacrificed permanent was a commander.
-10: Gain control of all commanders. Put all commanders from the command zone onto the battlefield under your control.
Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools can be your commander.
Partner

Bird’s Cave

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Backboom Bog

Backboom Rogue

Menace
This creature gets +3/+0 as long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.

Backboom Rogue // Backboom Bog

Poopie

Servo

Insect

Fartifex Demon

Flying
This creature enters with two -1/-1 counters on it.
{B}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.

Thrull

Dictate of Erebos

Flash
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Treasure Cove

(Transforms from Treasure Map.)
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice a Treasure: Draw a card.

Treasure Map

{1}, {T}: Scry 1. Put a landmark counter on this fartifact. Then if there are three or more landmark counters on it, remove those counters, transform this fartifact, and create three Treasure tokens.

Treasure Map // Treasure Cove

Field of Pooin’

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Smelly Torment

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Emergency Alarm

Return target fartifact or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Junk

{T}, Sacrifice this fartifact: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

The Loathsome Dung Eater

This creature can’t block.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Defecation Demon

Flying
At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature of their choice. If a player does, tap this creature and put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Lolth, Poopy Queen

Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Lolth.
0: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
-3: Create two 2/1 brown Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."

Mausoleum Feces

Undergrowth — Search your library for a brown card with mana value less than or equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Infernal Gas

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Witch’s Outhouse

({T}: Add {B}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Sewers.
When this land enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Gisa, the Au Naturel

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life.
Shit-a-tons and Poopies you control get +1/+1 and have menace.
Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and brown Poopie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Blight Mound

Attacking Pests you control get +1/+0 and have menace.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 brown and green Pest creature token with “When this token dies, you gain 1 life.”

Vampiric Pooper

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

Pest

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life.

Snake

Poopie Giant

Grim Affliction

Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, then pooliferate.

Lolth, Poopy Queen Emblem

Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, the lose life equal to the difference.

I Shit in These Skulls

Devoid. (This card has no color. Except it’s still brown.)
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has “Sacrifice this token: Add {C}.”

Overflowing Toilet

Multikicker {2}
This fartifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked.
{T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this fartifact.

Liliana, the Poo Pope Emblem

At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 brown Poopie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Poopies you control.

Poopshaft Enthusiast

Fabricate 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on it or create two 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.)

Army of the Crammed

Create thirteen tapped 2/2 brown Poopie creature tokens.
Flashback {7}{B}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Phyrexian Anus

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Poopwood Nexus

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
{3},{T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshitter creature token with changeling. 

Really Gaping Ring

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this fartifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow fartifact tokens named Really Gaping Ring with “{T}: Add one mana of any color.”

Chest for the Pooplord

Whenever a creature dies, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
Remove three quest counters from this enchantment and sacrifice it: Create a 5/5 brown Poopie Giant creature token.

Canoptek Scarab Swarm

Flying
Feeder Mandibles — When this creature enters, exile target player’s graveyard. For each fartifact or land card exiled this way, create a 1/1 colorless Insect fartifact creature token with flying.

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Ardyn, the Poosurper

Demons you control have menace, lifelink, and haste.
Starscourge — At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If you exiled a card this way, create a token that’s a copy of that card, except it’s a 5/5 brown Demon.

Stool Ring

Manure Merchant of Assphodel

When this creature enters, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to brown. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. {i}(Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to brown.){/i}

Priest Who Stinks

When this creature enters, add {B}{B}{B}.

Plopper

Clown Poobot

Gisa’s Favorite Shovel

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Plopper token.
Equip {4}

Pooper of the Schism

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampooer creature token with lifelink.
Whenever this creature attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Yawgmoth, Poop Physician

Protection from Poomans
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.
{B}{B}, Discard a card: Pooliferate.

Prowling Fart-Sniffer

Whenever you sacrifice another creature, exile it. If that creature was a token, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return each card exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.

Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

Crumbling Asses

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy target creature with a -1/-1 counter on it.

Drown in Icky

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. Pooliferate.

Poopsoaked Reveler

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. (It’s an artifact with “{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”)
{4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Restless Poopseeker

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. (It’s an artifact with “{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”)
Sacrifice two Blood tokens: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Restless Poopseeker // Poopsoaked Reveler

Ormendahl, Profanity Prince

Westvale Dunny

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and brown Pooman Cleric creature token.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform this land, then untap it.

Westvale Dunny // Ormendahl, Profanity Prince

Arcade Cabinet

When this fartifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to four target creatures.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Double the number of counters on target creature.

Toilet of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.{flavor}Those who bring nothing to the toilet take nothing away.

Eldrazi Scion

Golem

Energy Reserve

Defecate

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each Sewer you control.

Blood

{1},{T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.

Nine-Lives Floater

This creature enters with eight revival counters on it if you cast it.
When this creature dies, if it had a revival counter on it, return it to the battlefield with one fewer revival counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Splash from Below

Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if this card is in your graveyard, create a 2/2 brown Poopie creature token.
When a creature is put into an opponent’s graveyard from the battlefield, if this card is in your graveyard, exile this card.

Shapeshitter

Changeling (This token is every creature type.)

Pooclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

Mister Gusty

Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. (They’re artifacts with “{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.”)

Threefold Plungerhulk

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a number of 1/1 colorless Gnome fartifact creature tokens equal to its power.
{2}, Sacrifice another fartifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Poopie Rogue

Death-Priest of Manure

Shit-a-tons, Vampooers, and Poopies you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 brown Shit-a-ton creature token.

Ashnod’s Toilet

Nesting Grounds

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto a second target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.