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Sen Triplets

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose target opponent. This turn, that player can't cast spells or activate abilities and plays with their hand revealed. You may play lands and cast spells from that player's hand this turn.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Human Wizard

$9.49 $9.91 $6.49

Commander

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Aetherize

Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Instant

$0.99 $0.53 $0.16

Alchemist's Retrieval

Cleave

(You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.)
Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

Instant

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Compelling Deterrence

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that player discards a card if you control a Zombie.

Instant

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Desculpting Blast

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If it was attacking, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Evacuation

Return all creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

$0.49 $0.40 $0.15

Hullbreaker Horror

Flash
This spell can't be countered.
Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one —
• Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand.
• Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Creature - Horror Kraken

$19.99 $11.66 $11.25

Reflector Mage

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.79 $0.28 $0.15

Run Away Together

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Silent Departure

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Void Snare

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Voyage's End

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Wail of the Forgotten

Descend 8 — Choose one. If there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard as you cast this spell, choose one or more instead.
• Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
• Target opponent discards a card.
• Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.25 $0.15

Winds of Rebuke

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player mills two cards.

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Bounce

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Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant

$4.49 $2.59 $1.81

Disallow

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Instant

$0.99 $1.75 $0.26

Tale's End

Counter target activated ability, triggered ability, or legendary spell.

Instant

$3.49 $2.59 $1.91

Wash Away

Cleave

(You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.)
Counter target spell [that wasn't cast from its owner's hand].

Instant

$1.49 $0.48 $0.19

Counters

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Ancient Craving

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.25 $0.23

Arguel's Blood Fast

, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, you may transform Arguel's Blood Fast.

Legendary Enchantment

Arguel's Blood Fast // Temple of Aclazotz (xln) 90

$1.99 $0.76 $0.57

Blood Scrivener

If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, instead you draw two cards and you lose 1 life.

Creature - Wizard Zombie

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Inquisitor Greyfax

Vigilance
Unquestionable Wisdom — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Hunt for Heresy —

: Tap target creature an opponent controls. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Legendary Creature - Human Inquisitor

$0.99 $0.71 $0.50

Kaya, Intangible Slayer

Hexproof
+2: Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
0: You draw two cards. Then each opponent may scry 1.
−3: Exile target creature or enchantment. If it wasn't an Aura, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 1/1 white Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types.

Legendary Planeswalker - Kaya

$0.49 $0.36 $0.15

Mangara, the Diplomat

Lifelink
Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, draw a card.
Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric

$0.79 $0.58 $0.18

Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.73 $0.31

Read the Bones

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.32 $0.15

Treasure Cruise

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for

.)
Draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.35 $0.15

Draw

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Arcane Sanctum

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, or

Land

$0.79 $0.64 $0.41

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$3.99 $2.02 $1.56

Choked Estuary

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Swamp card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.99 $0.37 $0.34

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.31 $0.22

Contaminated Landscape

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Darkwater Catacombs

: Add

Land

$0.99 $0.31 $0.15

Dismal Backwater

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Evolving Wilds

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.39 $0.13 $0.15

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.59 $0.29 $0.15

Flooded Strand

, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

$21.99 $15.71 $14.87

Island

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Basic Land - Island

$0.49 $0.20 $0.15

Plains

(

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Basic Land - Plains

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Prairie Stream

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Plains Island

$0.49 $0.38 $0.20

Scoured Barrens

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.14 $0.15

Tranquil Cove

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Land

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Alesha's Legacy

Target creature you control gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Center Soul

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.05 $0.15

Crystal Barricade

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$3.49 $1.69 $0.95

Herald of Eternal Dawn

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Creature - Angel

$1.29 $1.05 $0.40

Hindering Light

Counter target spell that targets you or a permanent you control.
Draw a card.

Instant

$0.59 $0.30 $0.15

Lightfoot Technique

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Purging Stormbrood

Flying
Ward—Pay 2 life.
When this creature enters, remove all counters from up to one target creature.

Creature - Dragon

Purging Stormbrood // Absorb Essence (tdm) 213

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Rush of Vitality

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage dealt by that creature also causes its controller to gain that much life, and it can't be destroyed by damage or effects that say "destroy.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Unnatural Endurance

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Regenerate it.

Instant

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Valorous Stance

Choose one —
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
• Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Protection

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.77 $0.41

Azorius Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.99 $0.63 $0.25

Dimir Signet

: Add

Artifact

$1.29 $0.95 $0.39

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$1.49 $1.49 $0.90

Geist of Saint Thalia

Flying
Noncreature spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Legendary Creature - Cleric Spirit

$2.79 $1.09 $0.44

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.44 $0.31

Orzhov Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.99 $0.32 $0.25

Talisman of Hierarchy

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$1.29 $0.82 $0.51

Talisman of Progress

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$0.69 $0.40 $0.32

Ramp

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Abstruse Appropriation

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Exile target nonland permanent. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend colorless mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Instant

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Archenemy's Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target creature or planeswalker.
• Return one or two target creature and/or planeswalker cards from your graveyard to your hand.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.

Instant

$3.49 $2.56 $1.95

Assimilation Aegis

When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $0.46 $0.40

Blossombind

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature can't become untapped and can't have counters put on it.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Noggle the Mind

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a colorless Noggle with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all colors and all other creature types.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Thraben Charm

Choose one —
• Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile any number of target players' graveyards.

Instant

$0.69 $0.35 $0.15

Utter Insignificance

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1.

: Exile enchanted creature.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Void Rend

This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target nonland permanent.

Instant

$1.49 $0.60 $0.21

Witness Protection

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Removal

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Aven Mindcensor

Flash
Flying
If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.

Creature - Wizard Bird

$0.79 $0.55 $0.42

Clarion Conqueror

Flying
Activated abilities of artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers can't be activated.

Creature - Dragon

$7.49 $3.62 $1.79

Dauntless Dismantler

Artifacts your opponents control enter tapped.

, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy each artifact with mana value X.

Creature - Human Artificer

$0.49 $0.42 $0.15

Hushbringer

Flying, lifelink
Creatures entering or dying don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature - Faerie

$0.79 $0.68 $0.15

Lavinia, Azorius Renegade

Each opponent can't cast noncreature spells with mana value greater than the number of lands that player controls.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell.

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

$1.49 $0.47 $0.48

Pithing Needle

As this artifact enters, choose a card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.55 $0.18

Telepathy

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

Enchantment

$1.29 $1.77 $0.15

Thalia, Heretic Cathar

First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

$2.99 $2.51 $1.08

Thalia, the Survivor

Lifelink
Noncreature spells your opponents cast cost

more to cast.

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Stax

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Bitter Triumph

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$1.49 $0.81 $0.26

Cathar Commando

Flash

, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature - Human Soldier

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Countersquall

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller loses 2 life.

Instant

$1.49 $1.01 $0.61

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel

Flying, lifelink
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Legendary Creature - Angel

$2.49 $2.19 $0.62

Negate

Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$0.35 $0.34 $0.15

Notion Thief

Flash
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

Creature - Human Rogue

$3.99 $1.70 $1.19

Planar Cleansing

Destroy all nonland permanents.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.38 $0.15

Stroke of Midnight

Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Instant

$1.49 $0.46 $0.29

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant

$3.49 $1.73 $1.50

Vindicate

Destroy target permanent.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.63 $0.21

Sideboard

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Banishing Betrayal

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Banishing Knack

Until end of turn, target creature gains "

: Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand."

Instant

$1.49 $1.68 $0.95

Bounce Off

Return target creature or Vehicle to its owner's hand.

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Depart the Realm

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Foretell

(During your turn, you may pay

and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Devastation Tide

Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
Miracle

(You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.40 $0.27

Dissipation Field

Whenever a permanent deals damage to you, return it to its owner's hand.

Enchantment

$4.99 $3.92 $3.11

Flood of Tears

Return all nonland permanents to their owners' hands. If you return four or more nontoken permanents you control this way, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

$1.29 $0.92 $0.35

Spy Network

Look at target player's hand, the top card of that player's library, and any face-down creatures they control. Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Instant

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Unauthorized Exit

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Unsubstantiate

Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.

Instant

$0.39 $0.34 $0.15

Unsummon

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Instant

$---- $0.31 $0.27

Maybeboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $141.66

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.67Total Mana Value: 171.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.67Total Mana Value: 171.00

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