{"ops":[{"insert":"Official User Manual: "},{"attributes":{"link":"https://archidekt.com/decks/16386151/the_spiderverse"},"insert":"The Spider-Verse"},{"insert":" (Bracket 2 Core)"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nPart 1: The Friendly Neighborhood Introduction "},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n\tWelcome, true believer! Whether you're swinging through local game stores or sitting down at the kitchen table with your best pals, you've chosen to pilot "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Spider-Verse"},{"insert":". As your friendly neighborhood web-slinger, I'm here to walk you through how to keep things heroic, balanced, and fun.\n\n\tThe goal here is simple: lean into the Marvel and Spider-Man spirit, assemble a wholesome team of heroes and citizens, protect your friends with cards like "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Aunt May"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Flawless Maneuver"},{"insert":", and build up to an epic, cinematic finale featuring "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Cosmic Spider-Man"},{"insert":". Just remember to mind your mana, use your "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Web-Slinging"},{"insert":" mechanics to bounce tapped tokens instead of paying hefty commander taxes, and—\n\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"(A loud BZZZT sound effect echoes. A cartoon boxing glove on a spring slams into the side of the text box, shoving Peter Parker completely out of frame.)"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Tap, tap. Is this thing on? Cool, cool."},{"insert":"\n\n\tMove aside, Spidey, before you bore these fine people to tears with talk about \"responsibility\" and \"wholesome teamwork.\" Look, you didn't buy an 818-dollar stack of cardboard to play nice; you bought it to cause absolute, unadulterated psychological trauma to your friends.\n\n\tI'm Wade Wilson, and I'm your new Lead Instructor. Put down the green tea, pick up your dice, and let's learn how to run this deck like it owes us money.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Part 2: Deadpool’s Step-by-Step Guide to Ruining Friendships"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\tPhase 1: Setting Up the Web-Slinging Circus (Turns 1–3)"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Mana Base:"},{"insert":" We’re running 40 lands packed with flavor like "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Daily Bugle Building"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Avengers Tower"},{"insert":". Your first job is to lock down Green, White, and Blue mana by Turn 3 so you can drop "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Peter Parker // Amazing Spider-Man"},{"insert":" and flip him."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Bouncing Act:"},{"insert":" Once Peter is online, your colored legendary spells get "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Web-Slinging"},{"insert":". Whenever you cast a cool hero, you can bounce a tapped token back to your hand instead of paying WUBRG costs or commander tax. Pair this with "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Silk, Web Weaver"},{"insert":" to flood the board with Human Citizen tokens every time you cast a creature."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\tPhase 2: Surgical Disruption & Mid-Game Shenanigans"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nForget boring, generic counterspells. We use comic-book logic:\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Hand-Tax:"},{"insert":" Drop "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arachne, Psionic Weaver"},{"insert":" using web-slinging to peek at an opponent's hand and tax their board wipes before they can cast them."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Zero-Mana Shield:"},{"insert":" Keep tapping out for cool stuff because "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Flawless Maneuver"},{"insert":" gives your whole team indestructible for free as long as your commander is out."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\tPhase 3: The Ultimate Deadpool Play (The Corps Takeover)"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nThis is why you're really here. Pay attention, because this is where friendships go to die.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Catalyst:"},{"insert":" You have a token multiplier like "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Parallel Lives"},{"insert":" or "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Primal Vigor"},{"insert":" on the battlefield."},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Clone Wave:"},{"insert":" You cast a kicked "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Rite of Replication"},{"insert":" or trigger "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Clone Saga"},{"insert":" targeting yours truly—"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Deadpool, Trading Card"},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Replacement Rule Breakdown:"},{"insert":" Deadpool has a text-box swapping clause that triggers "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"as he enters the battlefield"},{"insert":". Because it's a replacement effect, it doesn't use the stack and can't be countered. Better yet, "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"every single token copy gets its own independent replacement effect."},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Targeting the Table:"},{"insert":" Instead of picking just one target, your entering wave of Deadpools targets "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"every single opposing commander"},{"insert":" across the entire table. Every single one of your opponents' prized, game-winning commanders suddenly gets saddled with Deadpool's text box (the 3-life upkeep drain and self-sacrifice ability), while your surviving Deadpool absorbs their text boxes!"},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Legend Rule Fallout:"},{"insert":" State-based actions check right after entry. You keep one primary Deadpool token on your board, and the extras go to the graveyard. "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Crucial detail:"},{"insert":" Even though the extra token Deadpools die, the text-box swaps that happened "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"as they entered"},{"insert":" are already permanent. Your opponents are now staring at their own commanders, completely neutered and draining their life every turn. Peak cinema."},{"attributes":{"list":"ordered"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\t"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\tPhase 4: The Cosmic Finisher"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"\nOnce the table is crying and wondering why they ever trusted a mercenary, seal the deal:\nStacking "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Parallel Lives"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Primal Vigor"},{"insert":" quadruples your token output."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Drop "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Cosmic Spider-Man"},{"insert":" to grant your massive, quadrupled army flying, first strike, trample, lifelink, and haste."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Swing across the board, wipe out the remaining life totals in one glorious combat phase, and sign your name in blood."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Now get out there, ruin some weekends, and tell 'em Wade sent ya! "},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"-Toodles! <3DP"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"}]}