Blim, the comedic genius • (Rakdos Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Chaos Forced Combat Jank

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Chaos Forced Combat Jank

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Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Legendary Creature - Imp

$1.49 $0.66 $0.50

Commander

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Curse of Shaken Faith

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.99 $0.50 $0.33

Jinxed Ring

Whenever a nontoken permanent is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Artifact

$2.49 $3.23 $1.43

Sleeper Agent

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$3.49 $3.90 $1.94

Spellshock

Whenever a player casts a spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$3.99 $3.99 $1.03

Burn

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Torment of Scarabs

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.79 $0.32 $0.15

Discard

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Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Ebon Drake

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Drake

$0.99 $1.17 $0.44

Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Drain

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Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment

$1.49 $0.98 $0.25

Avaricious Dragon

Flying
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.

Creature - Dragon

$1.49 $3.07 $1.04

Azra Oddsmaker

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you draw two cards.

Creature - Warrior Azra

$1.49 $0.72 $0.44

Colfenor's Plans

When this enchantment enters, exile the top seven cards of your library face down.
You may look at the cards exiled with this enchantment, and you may play lands and cast spells from among those cards.
Skip your draw step.
You can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.38 $0.26

Demonic Lore

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Demonic Pact

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This enchantment deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Draw two cards.
• You lose the game.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.32 $0.15

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Grafted Skullcap

At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand.

Artifact

$7.49 $4.20 $1.18

Immortal Coil

, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.
If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.54 $0.40

Midnight Oil

This enchantment enters with seven hour counters on it.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove two hour counters from this enchantment.
Your maximum hand size is equal to the number of hour counters on this enchantment.
Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Nefarious Lich

If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Enchantment

$4.49 $11.63 $0.94

Treacherous Blessing

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life.
When this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Legendary Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$2.79 $1.82 $1.11

Draw

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Oath of Lim-Dûl

Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, sacrifice a permanent other than this enchantment unless you discard a card. (Damage dealt to you causes you to lose life.)

: Draw a card.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.50 $0.35

Enchantment

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Dauthi Trapper

: Target creature gains shadow until end of turn. (It can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Creature - Minion Dauthi

$0.49 $0.21 $0.15

Komainu Battle Armor

Menace
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Whenever this creature or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls.
Reconfigure

(

: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature Artifact - Equipment Dog

$4.99 $3.81 $3.20

Prowler's Helm

Equipped creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $0.64 $0.32

Evasion

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Captive Audience

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment

$5.49 $3.54 $2.57

Finisher

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Akoum Refuge

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.26 $0.19

Bloodfell Caves

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $2.08 $1.82

Cinder Barrens

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.29 $0.18

Foreboding Ruins

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.39 $0.26

Geothermal Bog

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Kher Keep

: Add

: Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Legendary Land

$0.49 $0.39 $0.22

Mortuary Mire

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

: Add

Land

$0.39 $0.40 $0.30

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$0.49 $0.19 $0.15

Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.59 $0.35 $0.20

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.37 $0.30

Rakdos Guildgate

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land - Gate

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$1.29 $1.05 $0.46

Shadowblood Ridge

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.45 $0.31

Smoldering Marsh

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Sulfurous Mire

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.

Snow Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.39 $0.28 $0.15

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.19 $0.15

Temple of Malice

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.32 $0.20

Land

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Curse of Fool's Wisdom

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Madness

(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$6.49 $4.73 $3.02

Sangromancer

Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may gain 3 life.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may gain 3 life.

Creature - Vampire Shaman

$1.99 $0.76 $0.67

Trespasser's Curse

Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls enters, that player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$0.99 $1.25 $0.39

Lifegain

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Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.59 $0.35 $0.15

Brash Taunter

Indestructible
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent.

: This creature fights another target creature.

Creature - Goblin

$4.49 $3.76 $3.06

Chef's Kiss

Gain control of target spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy it, then reselect the targets at random for the spell and the copy. The new targets can't be you or a permanent you control.

Instant

$1.29 $0.34 $0.15

Darksteel Plate

Indestructible
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$3.99 $3.27 $2.73

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature - Eye

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Evil Eye of Urborg

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Creature - Eye

$0.99 $0.32 $0.15

Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.
Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Demon Berserker

$1.49 $3.12 $0.82

Kaya's Ghostform

Enchant creature or planeswalker you control
When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment - Aura

$3.99 $1.22 $1.25

Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays

Legendary Creature - Warrior Ogre

$0.69 $0.36 $0.15

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $5.46 $4.39

Not Dead After All

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Instant

$2.79 $1.11 $0.78

Offer Immortality

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $2.90 $2.42

Protection

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Fireshrieker

Equipped creature has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Pump

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Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer

Creatures your opponents control with power less than Baeloth Barrityl's power are goaded. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a goaded attacking or blocking creature dies, you create a Treasure token.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature - Elf Shaman

$---- $---- $----

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.35 $0.26

Rakdos Signet

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $1.44 $1.39

Shiny Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.95 $1.47

Treasure Nabber

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$2.79 $2.65 $1.79

Ramp

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Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment

$1.29 $2.01 $0.71

Recursion

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Baleful Mastery

You may pay

rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
If the

cost was paid, an opponent draws a card.
Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Instant

$3.99 $3.11 $2.37

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.07 $0.86

Custody Battle

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature unless you sacrifice a land."

Enchantment - Aura

$1.49 $1.18 $0.35

Demonic Taskmaster

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Parasitic Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.39 $0.18 $0.15

Phyrexian Negator

Trample
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$7.99 $9.95 $4.53

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$1.29 $3.37 $0.68

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.99 $1.75 $0.26

Stone of Erech

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

, Sacrifice Stone of Erech: Exile target player's graveyard. Draw a card.

Legendary Artifact

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Szat's Will

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature they control with the greatest power.
• Exile all opponents' graveyards, then create X 0/1 black Thrull creature tokens, where X is the greatest power among creature cards exiled this way.

Instant

$2.49 $0.79 $0.82

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$0.69 $0.38 $0.15

Tormod's Crypt

, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.58 $0.15

Removal

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Jinxed Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact.

Artifact

$2.49 $1.03 $0.48

Sac Outlet

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Grid Monitor

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$9.49 $7.56 $3.99

Leyline of the Void

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.49 $0.15

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$3.49 $1.49 $0.93

Stax

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Bazaar Trader

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature - Goblin

$8.49 $5.77 $4.86

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.26 $0.15

Theft

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Curse of Disturbance

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.79 $0.70 $0.52

Tokens

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Boggart Harbinger

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature - Goblin Shaman

$0.99 $0.36 $0.15

Goblin Recruiter

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Creature - Goblin

$5.49 $3.89 $3.27

Tutor

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Bedlam

Creatures can't block.

Enchantment

$6.99 $9.35 $6.80

Confusion in the Ranks

Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters, its controller chooses target permanent another player controls that shares a card type with it. Exchange control of those permanents.

Enchantment

$13.99 $14.61 $8.19

Destructive Urge

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a land of their choice.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.99 $0.84 $0.39

Geth's Grimoire

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.

Artifact - Book

$8.49 $10.07 $6.77

Go Blank

Target player discards two cards. Then exile that player's graveyard.

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.18 $0.15

Heartless Act

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with no counters on it.
• Remove up to three counters from target creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.49 $5.46 $4.39

Pyromancer's Swath

If an instant or sorcery source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.
At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.79 $0.42

Smoke

Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.

Enchantment

$7.49 $8.96 $6.25

Tainted Remedy

If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.

Enchantment

$8.49 $8.01 $3.62

Maybeboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $178.45

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.25Total Mana Value: 237.00

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Burn

Commander

Discard

Drain

Draw

Enchantment

Evasion

Finisher

Land

Lifegain

Maybeboard

Protection

Pump

Ramp

Recursion

Removal

Sac Outlet

Stax

Theft

Tokens

Tutor

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26 pips - 23 cards

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6 mana - 5 cards

Avg Mana Value: 3.25Total Mana Value: 237.00

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