{"ops":[{"insert":"A filthy casual who plays exclusively commander. The kind of guy who will buy a card just specifically tailored to his local pod (see, Torpor Orb, Solemnity, etc.), and won't think twice about doing so either. Screw ETB, screw counters, screw graveyards, and SCREW BLUE PLAYERS (see literally any counter spell), we play fair magic in this house.\n"}]}