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Commander

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Atogatog
Sacrifice an Atog creature: Atogatog gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
Legendary Creature - Atog
Atogatog (ody) 286

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Artifact

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Fodder Tosser
, Discard a card: This artifact deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Artifact
Fodder Tosser (mh2) 226
Handy Dandy Clone Machine
,
: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.
Artifact
Handy Dandy Clone Machine (ulst) 57

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Burn

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Boggart Shenanigans
Whenever another Goblin you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may have this enchantment deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Enchantment Kindred - Goblin
Boggart Shenanigans (plst) DD1-54
Dingus Staff
Whenever a creature dies, this artifact deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.
Artifact
Dingus Staff (plst) WTH-149
Gibbering Fiend
When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.
Creature - Devil
Gibbering Fiend (soi) 161
Guttersnipe
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Guttersnipe (tdc) 217
Kaboom!
Choose any number of target players or planeswalkers. For each of them, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card, Kaboom! deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that player or planeswalker, then you put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
Sorcery
Kaboom! (ons) 214
Sizzle
Sizzle deals 3 damage to each opponent.
Sorcery
Sizzle (8ed) 224
Zoyowa Lava-Tongue
Deathtouch
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, each opponent may discard a card or sacrifice a permanent of their choice. Zoyowa deals 3 damage to each opponent who didn't. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warlock
Zoyowa Lava-Tongue (lci) 245

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Copy

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Felix Five-Boots
Menace, ward

If a creature you control dealing combat damage to a player causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Legendary Creature - Ooze Rogue
Felix Five-Boots (otc) 6
Krark, the Thumbless
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Wizard Goblin
Krark, the Thumbless (cmr) 189
Krark's Thumb
If you would flip a coin, instead flip two coins and ignore one.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Thumb (plst) MRD-190
Zndrsplt's Judgment
For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend creates a token that's a copy of a creature they control. Each foe returns a creature they control to its owner's hand.
Sorcery
Zndrsplt's Judgment (ncc) 240

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Counters

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Boot Nipper
This creature enters with your choice of a deathtouch counter or a lifelink counter on it.
Creature - Beast
Boot Nipper (iko) 76
Chillerpillar
: Monstrosity 2. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.
can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)
As long as this creature is monstrous, it has flying.
Snow Creature - Insect
Chillerpillar (j22) 280
Corpsejack Menace
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
Creature - Fungus
Corpsejack Menace (tmc) 56
Grumgully, the Generous
Each other non-Human creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Shaman
Grumgully, the Generous (blc) 253
Picnic Ruiner
Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Picnic Ruiner // Stolen Goodies (woe) 232
Resolute Veggiesaur
Trample
Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Dinosaur Employee
Resolute Veggiesaur (unf) 153
Ride the Shoopuf
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
Enchantment
Ride the Shoopuf (fin) 197
Slurrk, All-Ingesting
Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Ooze
Slurrk, All-Ingesting (moc) 312

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Creature

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Atinlay Igpay
Oubleday ikestray
Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.
Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
Auntie Ool, Cursewretch
Ward—Blight 2. (To blight 2, a player puts two -1/-1 counters on a creature they control.)
Whenever one or more -1/-1 counters are put on a creature, draw a card if you control that creature. If you don't control it, its controller loses 1 life.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warlock
Auntie Ool, Cursewretch (ecc) 2
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
,
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Creature - Beeble
Bamboozling Beeble (unf) 323
Bayou Groff
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay
.
Creature - Plant Dog
Bayou Groff (stx) 121
Blech, Loafing Pest
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each Pest, Bat, Insect, Snake, and Spider you control.
Legendary Creature - Pest
Blech, Loafing Pest (sos) 176
Blorbian Buddy
Trample
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Creature - Alien Guest
Blorbian Buddy (unf) 131
Bog Humbugs
Flying
Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.
Creature - Insect
Bog Humbugs (hho) 18
Boomstacker
As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Boomstacker (und) 49
Bubbling Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an enchantment.
Creature - Beeble
Bubbling Beebles (uds) 29
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Cheer
Lifelink, haste
When this creature enters, create two tokens that are copies of target token.
Evoke—Celebrate an opponent. (To celebrate an opponent, give them a gift, toast to them, or even just tell them you're grateful to be playing Magic together.)
Creature - Elemental Incarnation
Cheer (hho) 25
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Fin Fang Foom
Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets an artifact or land, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Put two +1/+1 counters on Fin Fang Foom.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Villain Alien
Fin Fang Foom (msh) 129
Goblin Bushwhacker
Kicker
(You may pay an additional
as you cast this spell.)
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin Bushwhacker (plst) ZEN-125
Grub, Storied Matriarch
Menace
Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Grub, Storied Matriarch, return up to one target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay
. If you do, transform Grub.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warlock
Grub, Storied Matriarch // Grub, Notorious Auntie (ecl) 105Grub, Storied Matriarch // Grub, Notorious Auntie (ecl) 105
Ishi-Ishi, Akki Crackshot
Whenever an opponent casts a Spirit or Arcane spell, Ishi-Ishi deals 2 damage to that player.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Ishi-Ishi, Akki Crackshot (bok) 110
Keeper of Kookus
: This creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin
Keeper of Kookus (vis) 85
Lockjaw, Slobbering Teleporter
Vigilance
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Lockjaw. When you do, Lockjaw and up to one other target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.
Legendary Creature - Hero Dog Inhuman
Lockjaw, Slobbering Teleporter (msc) 336
Mudbutton Clanger
Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with this creature, you may reveal it. If you do, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Mudbutton Clanger (mor) 95
Nimble Birdsticker
Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Creature - Goblin
Nimble Birdsticker (plst) M20-333
Noggle Robber
When this creature enters or dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Rogue Noggle
Noggle Robber (ecl) 237
Okk
This creature can't attack unless a creature with greater power also attacks.
This creature can't block unless a creature with greater power also blocks.
Creature - Goblin
Okk (8ed) 206
Reckless Bushwhacker
Surge
(You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.)
Haste
When this creature enters, if its surge cost was paid, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior Ally
Reckless Bushwhacker (plst) OGW-116
Scuzzback Scrapper
Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Scuzzback Scrapper (shm) 217
Scuzzback Scrounger
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may blight 1. If you do, create a Treasure token. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control. A Treasure token is an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Scuzzback Scrounger (ecl) 153
Spike Jester
Haste
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Spike Jester (mm3) 188
Steeple Creeper
: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Snake Frog
Steeple Creeper (clu) 174
Sting-Slinger
,
, Blight 1: This creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control.)
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Sting-Slinger (ecl) 161
Tattermunge Duo
Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a green spell, this creature gains forestwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
Creature - Goblin Warrior Shaman
Tattermunge Duo (shm) 218
Tattermunge Maniac
This creature attacks each combat if able.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Tattermunge Maniac (shm) 219
Teeterpeak Ambusher
: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Teeterpeak Ambusher (znr) 169
Tom, Bert, and William
, Sacrifice another creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard a card.
When Tom, Bert, and William die, if they were a creature, return them to the battlefield. They're an artifact. (They're no longer a creature.)
Legendary Creature - Troll
Tom, Bert, and William (hob) 169
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with this creature's base power or base toughness.
Creature - Vedalken Guest
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker (unf) 349

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Discard

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Osseous Sticktwister
Lifelink
Delirium — At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent may sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card. Then this creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent who didn't sacrifice a permanent or discard a card this way.
Creature Artifact - Scarecrow
Osseous Sticktwister (dsk) 112

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Draw

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Akki Scrapchomper
,
, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.
Creature - Goblin Phyrexian
Akki Scrapchomper (mom) 130
Bequeathal
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Bequeathal (exo) 106
Blex, Vexing Pest
Other Pests, Bats, Insects, Snakes, and Spiders you control get +1/+1.
When Blex dies, you gain 4 life.
Legendary Creature - Pest
Blex, Vexing Pest // Search for Blex (stx) 148Blex, Vexing Pest // Search for Blex (stx) 148
Boosted Sloop
Menace
Whenever you attack, draw a card, then discard a card.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Artifact - Vehicle
Boosted Sloop (dft) 190
Borrowing 100,000 Arrows
Draw a card for each tapped creature target opponent controls.
Sorcery
Borrowing 100,000 Arrows (plst) A25-45
Chaotic Goo
This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If you lose the flip, remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.
Creature - Ooze
Chaotic Goo (tmp) 168
Flubs, the Fool
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card if you have no cards in hand. Otherwise, discard a card.
Legendary Creature - Scout Frog
Flubs, the Fool (blc) 356
Flumph
Defender, flying
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.
Creature - Jellyfish
Flumph (afr) 15
Glarb, Calamity's Augur
Deathtouch
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands and cast spells with mana value 4 or greater from the top of your library.
: Surveil 2.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Frog Noble
Glarb, Calamity's Augur (blb) 215
Gluntch, the Bestower
Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a player. They put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Choose a second player to draw a card. Then choose a third player to create two Treasure tokens.
Legendary Creature - Jellyfish
Gluntch, the Bestower (clb) 275
Hypothesizzle
Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Hypothesizzle (plst) GRN-178
Loan Shark
When this creature enters, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card.
Plot
(You may pay
and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Rogue Shark
Loan Shark (otj) 55
Masked Meower
Haste
Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.
Creature - Cat Spider Hero
Masked Meower (msc) 807
Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes
When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste.
+1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste.
−2: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw X cards.
Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes can be your commander.
Legendary Planeswalker - Minsc
Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes (clb) 285
Muxus, Goblin Grandee
When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Noble
Muxus, Goblin Grandee (j22) 575
Niv-Mizzet Reborn
Flying
When Niv-Mizzet enters, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each color pair, choose a card that's exactly those colors from among them. Put the chosen cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Avatar
Niv-Mizzet Reborn (rvr) 459
Niv-Mizzet, Guildpact
Flying, hexproof from multicolored
Whenever Niv-Mizzet deals combat damage to a player, it deals X damage to any target, target player draws X cards, and you gain X life, where X is the number of different color pairs among permanents you control that are exactly two colors.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Avatar
Niv-Mizzet, Guildpact (mkm) 220
Peek
Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.
Instant
Peek (10e) 94
Plargg and Nassari
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. An opponent chooses a nonland card exiled this way. You may cast up to two spells from among the other cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
Legendary Creature - Orc Efreet
Plargg and Nassari (soc) 250
Sensation Gorger
Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with this creature, you may reveal it. If you do, each player discards their hand, then draws four cards.
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Sensation Gorger (mor) 102
Smellerbee, Rebel Fighter
First strike
Other creatures you control have haste.
Whenever Smellerbee attacks, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw cards equal to the number of attacking creatures.
Legendary Creature - Human Ally Rebel
Smellerbee, Rebel Fighter (tle) 125
Squee's Revenge
Choose a number. Flip a coin that many times or until you lose a flip, whichever comes first. If you win all the flips, draw two cards for each flip.
Sorcery
Squee's Revenge (plst) APC-123
Toothy, Imaginary Friend
Partner with Pir, Imaginative Rascal (When this creature enters, target player may put Pir into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy.
When Toothy leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.
Legendary Creature - Illusion
Toothy, Imaginary Friend (sld) 1049
Vnwxt, Verbose Host
Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
You have no maximum hand size.
Max speed — If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.
Legendary Creature - Homunculus
Vnwxt, Verbose Host (dft) 73
Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom
Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos (When this creature enters, target player may put Okaun into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Homunculus
Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (bbd) 5

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Enchantment

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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Don't Try This at Home
If a hot source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.
Enchantment
Don't Try This at Home (unf) 105
Loot Dispute
When this enchantment enters, you take the initiative and create a Treasure token.
Whenever you attack the player who has the initiative, create a Treasure token.
Loud Ruckus — Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
Enchantment
Loot Dispute (clb) 677
Meek Attack
: You may put a creature card with total power and toughness 5 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that creature.
Enchantment
Meek Attack (ecl) 151

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Evasion

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Bouncing Beebles
This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.
Creature - Beeble
Bouncing Beebles (ulg) 28
Goblin Balloon Brigade
: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin Balloon Brigade (plst) CN2-159
Suspicious Bookcase
Defender
,
: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Suspicious Bookcase (tle) 170
Swarm, Being of Bees
Flash
Flying
Mayhem
(You may cast this card from your graveyard for
if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)
Legendary Creature - Insect Villain
Swarm, Being of Bees (msc) 799

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Finisher

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Lhurgoyf
Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Lhurgoyf (m3c) 235

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Instant

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Hornswoggle
Counter target creature spell. You create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Instant
Hornswoggle (rix) 39

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B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) (ulst) 13
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
HONK!
Choose one —
• The Goose is Loose — Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller creates a Food token.
• The Goose Laid an Egg — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You create a Food token.
Instant
HONK! (unk) RG12a

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kinda funny but very useful

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Bugenhagen, Wise Elder
Reach
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a creature with power 7 or greater, draw a card.
: Add one mana of any color.
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
Bugenhagen, Wise Elder (fic) 66
Conspicuous Snoop
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library.
As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, this creature has all activated abilities of that card.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Conspicuous Snoop (plst) M21-139
Harrow
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Instant
Harrow (eoc) 98
Sticky Fingers
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.
Enchantment - Aura
Sticky Fingers (pip) 191

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Land

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Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
,
: Transform this land. This ability costs
less to activate for each other Town you control.
Land - Town
Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy // Balamb Garden, Airborne (fin) 272Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy // Balamb Garden, Airborne (fin) 272
Baron, Airship Kingdom
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Baron, Airship Kingdom (fin) 273
Barry's Land
: Add
.
Basic Land - Cloud
Barry's Land (cmb2) 113
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Darkbore Pathway
: Add
.
Land
Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway (khm) 254Darkbore Pathway // Slitherbore Pathway (khm) 254
Evolving Wilds
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Evolving Wilds (msc) 240
Fetid Pools
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Island Swamp
Fetid Pools (msc) 243
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (hob) 198
Gohn, Town of Ruin
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Gohn, Town of Ruin (fin) 278
Gongaga, Reactor Town
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Gongaga, Reactor Town (fin) 280
Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway (fin) 281
Hostile Hostel
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice a creature: Put a soul counter on this land. Then if there are three or more soul counters on it, remove those counters, transform it, then untap it. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land
Hostile Hostel // Creeping Inn (mid) 264Hostile Hostel // Creeping Inn (mid) 264
Illegitimate Business
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
: Add
or
.
Land
Illegitimate Business (tmt) 186
Indatha Triome
(
: Add
,
, or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Plains Swamp Forest
Indatha Triome (iko) 248
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (hob) 195
Ketria Triome
(
: Add
,
, or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Island Mountain Forest
Ketria Triome (plst) IKO-250
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (hob) 197
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (hob) 194
Rabanastre, Royal City
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Rabanastre, Royal City (fin) 287
Raugrin Triome
(
: Add
,
, or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Plains Island Mountain
Raugrin Triome (iko) 251
Savai Triome
(
: Add
,
, or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Plains Swamp Mountain
Savai Triome (iko) 253
Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars (fin) 288
Slagwoods Bridge
This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
: Add
or
.
Artifact Land
Slagwoods Bridge (drc) 171
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (hob) 196
Terramorphic Expanse
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Terramorphic Expanse (msc) 273
The World Tree
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
As long as you control six or more lands, lands you control have "
: Add one mana of any color."
,
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for any number of God cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
The World Tree (khm) 275
Treno, Dark City
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Treno, Dark City (fin) 290
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Legendary Land
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth (tsr) 287
Vector, Imperial Capital
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Vector, Imperial Capital (fin) 291
Windurst, Federation Center
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Town
Windurst, Federation Center (fin) 292
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
Legendary Land
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth (mh2) 261
Zagoth Triome
(
: Add
,
, or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Island Swamp Forest
Zagoth Triome (iko) 259

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Scute Swarm
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.
Creature - Insect
Scute Swarm (dsc) 197

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Ichthyomorphosis
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Fish with base power and toughness 0/1.
Enchantment - Aura
Ichthyomorphosis (thb) 51
Witness Protection
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)
Enchantment - Aura
Witness Protection (fdn) 168

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Bamboozle
Target player reveals the top four cards of their library. You choose two of those cards and put them into that player's graveyard. Put the rest on top of their library in any order.
Sorcery
Bamboozle (ody) 68
Barrowgoyf
Deathtouch, lifelink
Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Barrowgoyf (m3c) 102
Scrib Nibblers
: Exile the top card of target player's library. If it's a land card, you gain 1 life.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may untap this creature.
Creature - Rat
Scrib Nibblers (wwk) 66
Uurg, Spawn of Turg
Uurg's power is equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
, Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
Legendary Creature - Beast Frog
Uurg, Spawn of Turg (eoc) 127

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Spear Spewer
Defender
: This creature deals 1 damage to each player.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Spear Spewer (j22) 82

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Borborygmos and Fblthp
Whenever Borborygmos and Fblthp enters or attacks, draw a card, then you may discard any number of land cards. When you discard one or more cards this way, Borborygmos and Fblthp deals twice that much damage to target creature.
: Put Borborygmos and Fblthp into its owner's library third from the top.
Legendary Creature - Cyclops Homunculus
Borborygmos and Fblthp (mom) 219
Fblthp, Lost on the Range
Ward

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
The top card of your library has plot. The plot cost is equal to its mana cost.
You may plot nonland cards from the top of your library.
Legendary Creature - Homunculus
Fblthp, Lost on the Range (otj) 48
Holy Cow
Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Creature - Angel Ox
Holy Cow (otj) 16
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
Haste
: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Shaman
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (j22) 79
Not on My Watch
Exile target attacking creature.
Instant
Not on My Watch (mkm) 28

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Slimy Piper
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, it gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn instead. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Creature - Fungus Bard
Slimy Piper (j25) 25
Thwip!
Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. If it's a Spider, you gain 2 life.
Instant
Thwip! (msc) 780

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Alloy Myr
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature Artifact - Myr
Alloy Myr (jmp) 457
Armored Scrapgorger
This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.
Creature - Beast Phyrexian
Armored Scrapgorger (one) 158
Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
Flying, trample
When Atsushi dies, choose one —
• Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
• Create three Treasure tokens.
Legendary Creature - Dragon Spirit
Atsushi, the Blazing Sky (soc) 236
Breeches, Eager Pillager
First strike
Whenever a Pirate you control attacks, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Create a Treasure token.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Pirate
Breeches, Eager Pillager (lci) 137
Component Pouch
, Remove a component counter from this artifact: Add two mana of different colors.
: Roll a d20.
1—9 | Put a component counter on this artifact.
10—20 | Put two component counters on this artifact.
Artifact
Component Pouch (afc) 59
Enterprising Scallywag
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, create a Treasure token. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)
Creature - Goblin Pirate
Enterprising Scallywag (lci) 148
Fellwar Stone
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Artifact
Fellwar Stone (soc) 347
Frogtosser Banneret
Haste
Goblin spells and Rogue spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Frogtosser Banneret (znc) 43
Fyndhorn Elves
: Add
.
Creature - Elf Druid
Fyndhorn Elves (cmr) 228
Guy in the Chair
: Add one mana of any color.
Web Support —
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Advisor
Guy in the Chair (spm) 102
Harold and Bob, First Numens
Reach, vigilance
When Harold and Bob dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '
: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.
Legendary Creature - Mutant Treefolk
Harold and Bob, First Numens (pip) 78
Hot Dog Cart
When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Hot Dog Cart (spm) 164
Piggy Bank
When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature Artifact - Boar Toy
Piggy Bank (dsk) 148
Professional Face-Breaker
Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Creature - Human Warrior
Professional Face-Breaker (fic) 296
PuPu UFO
Flying
: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
Creature Artifact - Construct Alien
PuPu UFO (fin) 266
Scuttlemutt
: Add one mana of any color.
: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Scarecrow
Scuttlemutt (plst) SHM-263
Tataru Taru
When Tataru Taru enters, you draw a card and target opponent may draw a card.
Scions' Secretary — Whenever an opponent draws a card, if it isn't that player's turn, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Dwarf
Tataru Taru (fic) 30
Thought Vessel
You have no maximum hand size.
: Add
.
Artifact
Thought Vessel (msc) 222
Ticket Turbotubes
: Add one mana of any color.
,
: You get
(a ticket counter).
Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194
Treasure Nabber
Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Treasure Nabber (cmm) 265
Vexing Puzzlebox
Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on this artifact equal to the result.
: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20.
, Remove 100 charge counters from this artifact: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Artifact
Vexing Puzzlebox (clb) 343
Wily Goblin
When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Goblin Pirate
Wily Goblin (xln) 174

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Scuzzback Marauders
Trample
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Scuzzback Marauders (uma) 221
Slimefoot and Squee
Whenever Slimefoot and Squee enters or attacks, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
, Sacrifice a Saproling: Return this card and up to one other target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Fungus
Slimefoot and Squee (moc) 447
Squee, Goblin Nabob
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Squee, Goblin Nabob (soc) 254
Squee, the Immortal
You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Squee, the Immortal (ncc) 275

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Alexander Clamilton
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
,
: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Rebel Clamfolk
Alexander Clamilton (ulst) 10
Ambush Gigapede
Flash
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Creature - Insect
Ambush Gigapede (otj) 77
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay
to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar (mh2) 186
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Instant
Boing! (unf) 326
Bosh, Iron Golem
Trample
, Sacrifice an artifact: Bosh deals damage equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value to any target.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Golem
Bosh, Iron Golem (c21) 237
Busted!
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.
Instant
Busted! (unf) 327
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 357
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Engulfing Slagwurm
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
Creature - Wurm
Engulfing Slagwurm (j22) 655
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Fling
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
Instant
Fling (j25) 553
Floral Spuzzem
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may destroy target artifact defending player controls. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.
Creature - Elemental
Floral Spuzzem (leg) 187
Gisa's Favorite Shovel
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Walker token.
Equip
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Gisa's Favorite Shovel (slx) 19
Goblin Kaboomist
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with "
, Sacrifice this token: This token deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this creature deals 2 damage to itself.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin Kaboomist (plst) M15-144
Goblin Trashmaster
Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
Sacrifice a Goblin: Destroy target artifact.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin Trashmaster (plst) M19-144
Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician
Whenever another Goblin you control becomes blocked, sacrifice it. If you do, it deals 4 damage to each creature blocking it.
Sacrifice two Mountains: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Advisor
Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician (j22) 554
Polliwallop
Affinity for Frogs (This spell costs
less to cast for each Frog you control.)
Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature you don't control.
Instant
Polliwallop (blb) 189
Pongify
Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Pongify (tdc) 160
Smash
Destroy target artifact.
Draw a card.
Instant
Smash (10e) 235
So Tiny
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0. It gets -6/-0 instead as long as its controller has seven or more cards in their graveyard.
Enchantment - Aura
So Tiny (j22) 349
Switcheroo
Exchange control of two target creatures.
Sorcery
Switcheroo (m19) 78
Thud
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Thud deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.
Sorcery
Thud (m19) 163
Whack
This spell costs
less to cast if it targets a white creature.
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
Sorcery
Whack (snc) 99
Whoosh!
Kicker
(You may pay an additional
as you cast this spell.)
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Instant
Whoosh! (msc) 790

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Go Ninja Go
Choose one or both —
• Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
• Go Ninja Go deals damage equal to the greatest power among creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls.
Sorcery
Go Ninja Go (tmt) 149
Grub's Command
Choose two —
• Create a token that's a copy of target Goblin you control.
• Creatures target player controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
• Destroy target artifact or creature.
• Target player mills five cards, then puts each Goblin card milled this way into their hand.
Sorcery Kindred - Goblin
Grub's Command (ecl) 228
Mathemagics
Target player draws 2ˣ cards. (2⁰ = 1, 2¹ = 2, 2² = 4, 2³ = 8, 2⁴ = 16, 2⁵ = 32, and so on.)
Sorcery
Mathemagics (sos) 58
Weird Harvest
Each player may search their library for up to X creature cards, reveal those cards, put them into their hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Weird Harvest (9ed) 282

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Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Alien Guest
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop (unf) 161
Ankle Shanker
Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Berserker
Ankle Shanker (c16) 178
Bagel and Schmear
Share —
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Nosh —
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
Artifact - Food
Bagel and Schmear (spm) 161
Beamtown Beatstick
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Beamtown Beatstick (mom) 131
Box of Free-Range Goblins
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Sorcery
Box of Free-Range Goblins (ust) 77
Didn't Say Please
Counter target spell. Its controller mills three cards.
Instant
Didn't Say Please (eld) 42
Dingus Egg
Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
Artifact
Dingus Egg (8ed) 297
Hexing Squelcher
This spell can't be countered.
Ward—Pay 2 life.
Spells you control can't be countered.
Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."
Creature - Goblin Sorcerer
Hexing Squelcher (ecl) 145
Hot Soup
Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Hot Soup (plst) M15-219
Just a Li'l Guy
Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. That creature is 1/1 until end of turn and can't be anything other than 1/1 until end of turn. (No matter what happens to it, it'll still be a 1/1.)
Instant
Just a Li'l Guy (unk) RG11a
Knife
During your turn, equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment Clue
Knife (mkm) 134
Noggin Whack
Prowl
(You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Rogue.)
Target player reveals three cards from their hand. You choose two of them. That player discards those cards.
Sorcery Kindred - Rogue
Noggin Whack (mor) 70
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Ow
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Enchantment
Ow (ugl) 36
Sloppity Bilepiper
Jolly Gutpipes —
,
, Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you next cast a creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Creature - Demon
Sloppity Bilepiper (40k) 59
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows
Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with this creature, you may reveal it. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows (mor) 78
Stinkdrinker Bandit
Prowl
(You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Goblin or Rogue.)
Whenever a Rogue you control attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Stinkdrinker Bandit (znc) 55
The Meep
Ward—Pay 3 life.
Whenever The Meep attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value.
Legendary Creature - Alien
The Meep (sld) 1581

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Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Inexorable Blob
Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create a 3/3 green Ooze creature token that's tapped and attacking.
Creature - Ooze
Inexorable Blob (soi) 212
Polygoyf
Trample, myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)
Polygoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Polygoyf (m3c) 117
Squee, Dubious Monarch
Haste
Whenever Squee attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying
and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Noble
Squee, Dubious Monarch (dmu) 146
Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '
,
, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip
.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artificer
Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith (cmr) 204
Tuktuk the Explorer
Haste
When Tuktuk the Explorer dies, create Tuktuk the Returned, a legendary 5/5 colorless Goblin Golem artifact creature token.
Legendary Creature - Goblin
Tuktuk the Explorer (plst) CM2-124

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Tutor

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116

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Untap

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Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss
Each creature you control with a mana ability gets +2/+2.
Whenever a creature you control with a mana ability attacks, untap it.
Whenever you cast a spell, if at least seven mana was spent to cast it, untap target creature. It gets +7/+7 and gains trample until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Boar
Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss (clb) 291

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Sideboard

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Aatchik, Emerald Radian
When Aatchik enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each artifact and/or creature card in your graveyard.
Whenever another Insect you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Aatchik. Each opponent loses 1 life.
Legendary Creature - Druid Insect
Aatchik, Emerald Radian (dft) 187
Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (msc) 191
Bag of Tricks
,
: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Artifact
Bag of Tricks (afc) 37
Big Wheel
Trample
When this Vehicle enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Artifact - Vehicle
Big Wheel (msc) 679
Boil
Destroy all Islands.
Instant
Boil (8ed) 180
Booby Trap
As this artifact enters, choose an opponent and a card name other than a basic land card name.
The chosen player reveals each card they draw.
When the chosen player draws a card with the chosen name, sacrifice this artifact. If you do, this artifact deals 10 damage to that player.
Artifact
Booby Trap (9ed) 289
Bronze Walrus
When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature Artifact - Walrus
Bronze Walrus (clb) 302
Confiscate
Enchant permanent
You control enchanted permanent.
Enchantment - Aura
Confiscate (fdn) 709
Grabby Tabby
This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Cat Guest
Grabby Tabby (unf) 140
Hungry Spriggan
Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Hungry Spriggan (mm3) 129
Instant Ramen
Flash
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Artifact - Food
Instant Ramen (fin) 259
Island of Wak-Wak
: Target creature with flying has base power 0 until end of turn.
Land
Island of Wak-Wak (arn) 75
Marvin, Murderous Mimic
Marvin has all activated abilities of creatures you control that don't have the same name as this creature.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Toy
Marvin, Murderous Mimic (dsk) 253
Mind Stone
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
Artifact
Mind Stone (soc) 352
Noxious Newt
Deathtouch
: Add
.
Creature - Salamander
Noxious Newt (sos) 155
Ominous Parcel
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 4 damage to target creature.
Artifact
Ominous Parcel (snc) 241
Omnibian
: Target creature becomes a Frog with base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.
Creature - Frog
Omnibian (dis) 119
Rocketeer Boostbuggy
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Exhaust —
: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Crew 1
Artifact - Vehicle
Rocketeer Boostbuggy (dft) 220
Skateboard
When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Skateboard (tmt) 178
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (msc) 211
Sword of the Meek
Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip

Whenever a 1/1 creature you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of the Meek (2xm) 299
Takklemaggot
Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.
When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that this card could enchant. If the player does, return this card to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return this card to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura enchantment. It loses "enchant creature" and gains "At the beginning of that player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player."
Enchantment - Aura
Takklemaggot (chr) 37
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Guest
The Most Dangerous Gamer (unf) 174
Three Bowls of Porridge
,
: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This artifact deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Tap target creature.
• Sacrifice this artifact. You gain 3 life.
Artifact - Food
Three Bowls of Porridge (woe) 253
Yargle and Multani
Legendary Creature - Elemental Spirit Frog
Yargle and Multani (mom) 256

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13 pips - 13 cards
30 mana - 27 cards
47 pips - 41 cards
35 mana - 32 cards
40 pips - 35 cards
33 mana - 30 cards
97 pips - 82 cards
41 mana - 38 cards
58 pips - 52 cards
38 mana - 34 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
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