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Commander

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Hans Eriksson
Whenever Hans Eriksson attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking defending player or a planeswalker they control. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. When you put a creature card onto the battlefield this way, it fights Hans Eriksson.
Legendary Creature - Human Scout
Hans Eriksson (cmr) 279

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Assholes Live Forever

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Colfenor's Urn
Whenever a creature with toughness 4 or greater is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may exile it.
At the beginning of the end step, if three or more cards have been exiled with this artifact, sacrifice it. If you do, return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
Artifact
Colfenor's Urn (lrw) 254
Darksteel Myr
Indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this creature. If its toughness is 0 or less, it still dies.)
Creature Artifact - Myr
Darksteel Myr (som) 151
Tomb Trawler
: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Tomb Trawler (otj) 250

Assholes Live Forever

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Asswipe

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Aligned Hedron Network
When this artifact enters, exile all creatures with power 5 or greater until this artifact leaves the battlefield. (Those creatures return under their owners' control.)
Artifact
Aligned Hedron Network (bfz) 222
Cataclysmic Prospecting
Cataclysmic Prospecting deals X damage to each creature. For each mana from a Desert spent to cast this spell, create a tapped Treasure token.
Sorcery
Cataclysmic Prospecting (otc) 24
Chain Reaction
Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.
Sorcery
Chain Reaction (drc) 47

Asswipe

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Beggar's Bum

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Ornithopter
Flying
Creature Artifact - Thopter
Ornithopter (dmr) 233
Phyrexian Walker
Creature Artifact - Construct Phyrexian
Phyrexian Walker (vis) 152
Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh
First strike, menace, trample
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Warrior Kobold
Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh (cmr) 197

Beggar's Bum

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Bottom Deck

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Crystal Ball
,
: Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Artifact
Crystal Ball (c18) 201
Doors of Durin
Whenever you attack, scry 2, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Until your next turn, it gains trample if you control a Dwarf and hexproof if you control an Elf.
Legendary Artifact
Doors of Durin (ltr) 199
Elven Farsight
Scry 3, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, draw a card.
Sorcery
Elven Farsight (ltr) 161
Lifecrafter's Bestiary
At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay
. If you do, draw a card.
Artifact
Lifecrafter's Bestiary (mkc) 231

Bottom Deck

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Butt Booster

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Accorder's Shield
Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Accorder's Shield (m14) 204
Carapace
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
Sacrifice this Aura: Regenerate enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Carapace (5ed) 281
Cathar's Shield
Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Cathar's Shield (emn) 192
Crenellated Wall
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
: Target creature gets +0/+4 until end of turn.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Crenellated Wall (plst) MMQ-290
Endoskeleton
You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step.
,
: Target creature gets +0/+3 for as long as this artifact remains tapped.
Artifact
Endoskeleton (plst) USG-294
Kite Shield
Equipped creature gets +0/+3.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Kite Shield (plst) M12-210
Scale of Chiss-Goria
Flash
Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs
less to cast for each artifact you control.)
: Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Artifact
Scale of Chiss-Goria (mrd) 236
Screaming Shield
Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has "
,
: Target player mills three cards."
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Screaming Shield (rna) 239
Slagwurm Armor
Equipped creature gets +0/+6.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)
Artifact - Equipment
Slagwurm Armor (mrd) 243
Spider Climb
You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)
Enchantment - Aura
Spider Climb (vis) 120
Spidersilk Net
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Spidersilk Net (dtk) 244
Spirit Shield
You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step.
,
: Target creature gets +0/+2 for as long as this artifact remains tapped.
Artifact
Spirit Shield (fem) 90
Vanguard's Shield
Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and can block an additional creature each combat.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Vanguard's Shield (avr) 223

Butt Booster

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Butt Burn

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Fateful End
Fateful End deals 3 damage to any target. Scry 1.
Instant
Fateful End (thb) 133
Magma Jet
Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
Instant
Magma Jet (jmp) 346
Play with Fire
Play with Fire deals 2 damage to any target. If a player is dealt damage this way, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Instant
Play with Fire (j25) 586
Spark Jolt
Spark Jolt deals 1 damage to any target. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Instant
Spark Jolt (ths) 140

Butt Burn

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Buttstrike

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Assault Formation
Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.
Enchantment
Assault Formation (plst) IMA-155
Bedrock Tortoise
During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Creature - Turtle
Bedrock Tortoise (lci) 176
Walking Bulwark
Defender
: Until end of turn, target creature with defender gains haste, can attack as though it didn't have defender, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature Artifact - Golem
Walking Bulwark (dmu) 241

Buttstrike

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Derriere Firma

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Access Tunnel
: Add
.
,
: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.
Land
Access Tunnel (otc) 270
Arid Archway
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. If another Desert was returned this way, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
: Add
.
Land - Desert
Arid Archway (otj) 252
Cinder Glade
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Land - Mountain Forest
Cinder Glade (blc) 299
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (dsc) 96
Demolition Field
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That land's controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Demolition Field (otc) 283
Escape Tunnel
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
Land
Escape Tunnel (mkm) 261
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (dft) 290
Gruul Guildgate
This land enters tapped.
: Add
or
.
Land - Gate
Gruul Guildgate (clu) 237
Gruul Turf
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
: Add
.
Land
Gruul Turf (mkc) 265
Kessig Wolf Run
: Add
.
,
: Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Land
Kessig Wolf Run (mkc) 269
Khalni Garden
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token.
: Add
.
Land
Khalni Garden (plst) DDR-28
Kher Keep
: Add
.
,
: Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.
Legendary Land
Kher Keep (mkc) 270
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (dft) 287
Mountain Valley
This land enters tapped.
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Mountain Valley (plst) MIR-328
Myriad Landscape
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Myriad Landscape (dsc) 289
Rogue's Passage
: Add
.
,
: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Land
Rogue's Passage (otc) 313
Temple of Abandon
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
: Add
or
.
Land
Temple of Abandon (blc) 338

Derriere Firma

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Gluteus Manamus

Qty: 9 Price: $21.95
Arboreal Grazer
Reach
When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Creature - Beast Sloth
Arboreal Grazer (war) 149
Birds of Paradise
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature - Bird
Birds of Paradise (rvr) 133
Devoted Druid
: Add
.
Put a -1/-1 counter on this creature: Untap this creature.
Creature - Elf Druid
Devoted Druid (2x2) 143
Floriferous Vinewall
Defender
When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature - Plant Wall
Floriferous Vinewall (dmu) 163
Gatecreeper Vine
Defender
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Plant
Gatecreeper Vine (rtr) 124
Leafkin Druid
: Add
. If you control four or more creatures, add
instead.
Creature - Elemental Druid
Leafkin Druid (scd) 196
Ornithopter of Paradise
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature Artifact - Thopter
Ornithopter of Paradise (mh2) 232
Overgrown Battlement
Defender
: Add
for each creature you control with defender.
Creature - Wall
Overgrown Battlement (ncc) 303
Peregrination
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Shuffle, then scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Sorcery
Peregrination (bng) 132

Gluteus Manamus

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Keister Killer

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Artisan's Sorrow
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Instant
Artisan's Sorrow (ths) 151
Jaya's Greeting
Jaya's Greeting deals 3 damage to target creature. Scry 1.
Instant
Jaya's Greeting (war) 136
Shower of Arrows
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Scry 1.
Instant
Shower of Arrows (ltr) 188

Keister Killer

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Pants

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Defend the Rider
Choose one —
• Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 colorless Pilot creature token with "This token saddles Mounts and crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater."
Instant
Defend the Rider (dft) 157
Leather Armor
Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward
. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
Equip
. Activate only once each turn.
Artifact - Equipment
Leather Armor (afr) 248
Lightning Greaves
Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Lightning Greaves (dsc) 93
Mirror Shield
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has hexproof and "Whenever a creature with deathtouch blocks or becomes blocked by this creature, destroy that creature."
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Mirror Shield (thb) 234
Swiftfoot Boots
Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and
no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Swiftfoot Boots (fdn) 258
Tamiyo's Safekeeping
Target permanent you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A permanent with hexproof and indestructible can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Instant
Tamiyo's Safekeeping (neo) 211
Treefolk Umbra
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)
Enchantment - Aura
Treefolk Umbra (mh1) 185

Pants

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Tail Take

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Fruit of the First Tree
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is its toughness.
Enchantment - Aura
Fruit of the First Tree (frf) 132
Wall of Mulch
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
, Sacrifice a Wall: Draw a card.
Creature - Wall
Wall of Mulch (plst) ONS-298

Tail Take

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The Butts Defense

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Aether Membrane
Defender; reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Whenever this creature blocks a creature, return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat.
Creature - Wall
Aether Membrane (plc) 93
Guardians of Meletis
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Creature Artifact - Golem
Guardians of Meletis (plst) ORI-228
Snow Fortress
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature without flying that's attacking you.
Creature Artifact - Wall
Snow Fortress (ice) 337
Steel Wall
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Creature Artifact - Wall
Steel Wall (mrd) 248

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Tush Trample

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Primal Rage
Creatures you control have trample. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Enchantment
Primal Rage (plst) STH-112

Tush Trample

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