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Commander

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Esika, God of the Tree

Creature
Esika, God of the Tree // The Prismatic Bridge (khm) 168Esika, God of the Tree // The Prismatic Bridge (khm) 168

Commander

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Draw

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Corrupted Conviction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw two cards.

Instant
Corrupted Conviction (mom) 98
Kami of the Crescent Moon

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Creature
Kami of the Crescent Moon (voc) 107
Lat-Nam's Legacy

Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Instant
Lat-Nam's Legacy (cst) 30b
Thought Reflection

If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.

Enchantment
Thought Reflection (c15) 110

Draw

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Lifegain

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Blood Tribute

Kicker—Tap an untapped Vampire you control. (You may tap a Vampire you control in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. If this spell was kicked, you gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery
Blood Tribute (zen) 81

Lifegain

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Sorcery

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Anarchy

Destroy all white permanents.

Sorcery
Anarchy (ice) 170
Misfortune

An opponent chooses one — • You put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and gain 4 life. • You put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls and Misfortune deals 4 damage to that player.

Sorcery
Misfortune (all) 113
Venomous Vines

Destroy target enchanted permanent.

Sorcery
Venomous Vines (jud) 136

Sorcery

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Anthem

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Archangel of Strife

Flying As this creature enters, each player chooses war or peace. Creatures controlled by players who chose war get +3/+0. Creatures controlled by players who chose peace get +0/+3.

Creature
Archangel of Strife (cma) 5
Spirit of the Spires

Flying Other creatures you control with flying get +0/+1.

Creature
Spirit of the Spires (rna) 23

Anthem

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Enchantment

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Merseine

Enchant creature This Aura enters with three net counters on it. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step if this Aura has a net counter on it. Pay enchanted creature's mana cost: Remove a net counter from this Aura. Only the controller of the enchanted creature may activate this ability.

Enchantment
Merseine (fem) 23b
Raiding Party

This enchantment can't be the target of white spells or abilities from white sources. Sacrifice an Orc: Each player may tap any number of untapped white creatures they control. For each creature tapped this way, that player chooses up to two Plains. Then destroy all Plains that weren't chosen this way by any player.

Enchantment
Raiding Party (fem) 64
Spider Climb

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)

Enchantment
Spider Climb (vis) 120
Vampirism

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control. Other creatures you control get -1/-1.

Enchantment
Vampirism (vis) 73

Enchantment

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Protection

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Gladecover Scout

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature
Gladecover Scout (m14) 176
Intervene

Counter target spell that targets a creature.

Instant
Intervene (ulg) 33
Razia, Boros Archangel

Flying, vigilance, haste {T}: The next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn is dealt to another target creature instead.

Creature
Razia, Boros Archangel (hop) 92
Saffi Eriksdotter

Sacrifice Saffi Eriksdotter: When target creature is put into your graveyard this turn, return that card to the battlefield.

Creature
Saffi Eriksdotter (tsp) 245
White Scarab

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked by white creatures. Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent controls a white permanent.

Enchantment
White Scarab (ice) 56

Protection

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Stax

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Zur's Weirding

Players play with their hands revealed. If a player would draw a card, they reveal it instead. Then any other player may pay 2 life. If a player does, put that card into its owner's graveyard. Otherwise, that player draws a card.

Enchantment
Zur's Weirding (6ed) 108

Stax

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Artifact

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Razor Pendulum

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player has 5 or less life, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player.

Artifact
Razor Pendulum (mir) 317
Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127

Artifact

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Evasion

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Nimbus Naiad

Bestow {4}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.) Flying Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

Creature Enchantment
Nimbus Naiad (ths) 56

Evasion

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Ramp

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Basal Thrull

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}{B}.

Creature
Basal Thrull (fem) 34a
New Frontiers

Each player may search their library for up to X basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Sorcery
New Frontiers (ody) 257
Realms Uncharted

Search your library for up to four land cards with different names and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

Instant
Realms Uncharted (roe) 206
Sylvan Scrying

Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Sylvan Scrying (mrd) 130
Verdant Eidolon

{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color. Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Verdant Eidolon (dis) 100

Ramp

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Tokens

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Bearscape

{1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.

Enchantment
Bearscape (ody) 229
Bitterblossom

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.

Enchantment Kindred
Bitterblossom (sld) 12
Growing Ranks

At the beginning of your upkeep, populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Enchantment
Growing Ranks (c19) 193
Luminous Angel

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature
Luminous Angel (mrd) 15

Tokens

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Burn

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Mana Clash

You and target opponent each flip a coin. Mana Clash deals 1 damage to each player whose coin comes up tails. Repeat this process until both players' coins come up heads on the same flip.

Sorcery
Mana Clash (9ed) 203

Burn

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Instant

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Battle Frenzy

Green creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Nongreen creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Instant
Battle Frenzy (ice) 175

Instant

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Recursion

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Gaea's Blessing

Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library. Draw a card. When this card is put into your graveyard from your library, shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Sorcery
Gaea's Blessing (ddr) 10
Morgue Theft

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Flashback {4}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Morgue Theft (ody) 151
Sylvan Hierophant

When this creature dies, exile it, then return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Sylvan Hierophant (wth) 141

Recursion

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Creature

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Bouncing Beebles

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.

Creature
Bouncing Beebles (ulg) 28
Fat Ass

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Creature
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Giant Badger

Whenever this creature blocks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature
Giant Badger (phpr) 4
Gluetius Maximus

As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature.

Creature
Gluetius Maximus (unh) 98
Guul Draz Vampire

As long as an opponent has 10 or less life, this creature gets +2/+1 and has intimidate. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Creature
Guul Draz Vampire (zen) 93
Jackal Pup

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.

Creature
Jackal Pup (plst) A25-139
Kezzerdrix

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, if your opponents control no creatures, this creature deals 4 damage to you.

Creature
Kezzerdrix (tmp) 139
Marsh Goblins

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Creature
Marsh Goblins (drk) 93
Repentant Blacksmith

Protection from red

Creature
Repentant Blacksmith (5ed) 54
Sivitri Scarzam

Creature
Sivitri Scarzam (chr) 84
Willow Faerie

Flying

Creature
Willow Faerie (hml) 99b

Creature

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Land

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Temple of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land
Temple of the False God (otc) 334

Land

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Removal

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Captured by the Consulate

Enchant creature you don't control Enchanted creature can't attack. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it has a single target, change the target to enchanted creature if able.

Enchantment
Captured by the Consulate (kld) 8
Earthbind

Enchant creature When Earthbind enters, if enchanted creature has flying, Earthbind deals 2 damage to that creature and Earthbind gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Enchantment
Earthbind (3ed) 147
Electrickery

Electrickery deals 1 damage to target creature you don't control. Overload {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant
Electrickery (rtr) 93
Ether Well

Put target creature on top of its owner's library. If that creature is red, you may put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.

Instant
Ether Well (mir) 65
Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Instant
Generous Gift (woc) 68
Glissa's Scorn

Destroy target artifact. Its controller loses 1 life.

Instant
Glissa's Scorn (nph) 110
Goblin Diplomats

{T}: Each creature attacks this turn if able.

Creature
Goblin Diplomats (ddt) 42
Holy Light

Nonwhite creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Instant
Holy Light (drk) 10
Kaijin of the Vanishing Touch

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever this creature blocks a creature, return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

Creature
Kaijin of the Vanishing Touch (bok) 39
Polymorph

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. The player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles all other cards revealed this way into their library.

Sorcery
Polymorph (plst) M10-67
Spiteful Blow

Destroy target creature and target land.

Sorcery
Spiteful Blow (jou) 83
Uktabi Orangutan

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

Creature
Uktabi Orangutan (vis) 123
Weed Strangle

Destroy target creature. Clash with an opponent. If you win, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)

Sorcery
Weed Strangle (lrw) 147
Wrath of God

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery
Wrath of God (6ed) 54

Removal

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Deck Info

Deck stats

19 pips - 13 cards
5 mana - 2 cards
17 pips - 13 cards
5 mana - 2 cards
19 pips - 14 cards
7 mana - 3 cards
14 pips - 12 cards
5 mana - 2 cards
27 pips - 20 cards
5 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
2 mana - 1 card
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