Kitchen Nightmares • (Golgari Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $8.49

Gyome, Master Chef

Trample
At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Legendary Creature - Troll Warlock

$8.49 $2.68 $1.30

Commander

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Counters

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest

Flying
Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Legendary Creature - Shaman Insect

Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest (plst) 2XM-209

$0.49 $0.48 $0.15

Counters

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Creature

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Fierce Witchstalker

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature - Wolf

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Creature

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

The Underworld Cookbook

, Discard a card: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact - Book

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 7 Price: $14.51

Cauldron Familiar

When this creature enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Sacrifice a Food: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Cat

$2.29 $1.71 $1.19

Dina, Soul Steeper

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

, Sacrifice another creature: Dina gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Legendary Creature - Druid Dryad

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Mirkwood Bats

Flying
Whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Bat

$2.49 $1.45 $0.72

Nadier's Nightblade

Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Warrior Elf

$0.69 $0.29 $0.15

Sanguine Bond

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Enchantment

$7.99 $6.16 $5.12

Sweettooth Witch

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 2 life.

Creature - Human Warlock

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Tempting Witch

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 3 life.

Creature - Human Warlock

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 15 Price: $24.89

Ancient Craving

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.70 $0.26

Beast Whisperer

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

Creature - Elf Druid

$9.99 $5.95 $5.56

Candy Trail

When this artifact enters, scry 2.

, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Artifact - Clue Food

$2.79 $0.94 $0.82

Costly Plunder

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.39 $0.27 $0.18

Dockside Chef

, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.

Creature Enchantment - Human Citizen

$0.79 $0.43 $0.16

Golden Egg

When this artifact enters, draw a card.

, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Artifact - Food

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Greta, Sweettooth Scourge

When Greta enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

, Sacrifice a Food: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Legendary Creature - Human Warrior

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Keskit, the Flesh Sculptor

, Sacrifice three other artifacts and/or creatures: Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Phyrexian

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Lembas

When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card.

, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Artifact - Food

$2.79 $0.91 $0.29

Mosswood Dreadknight

Trample
When this creature dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn.

Creature - Human Knight

Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers (woe) 231

$0.49 $0.43 $0.15

Peregrin Took

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional Food token are created instead. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice three Foods: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Citizen Halfling

$0.99 $0.39 $0.15

Ravenous Squirrel

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature - Squirrel

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Savvy Hunter

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice two Foods: Draw a card.

Creature - Human Warrior

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Trail of Crumbs

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may pay

. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. You may reveal a permanent card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.37 $0.33

Well of Lost Dreams

Whenever you gain life, you may pay

, where X is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained. If you do, draw X cards.

Artifact

$3.49 $4.68 $1.86

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Gingerbrute

Haste (This creature can attack and

as soon as it comes under your control.)

: This creature can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.

, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Creature Artifact - Golem Food

$0.69 $0.27 $0.15

Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.40 $0.33

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 31 Price: $14.81

Evolving Wilds

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Gingerbread Cabin

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Forests.
When this land enters untapped, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Land - Forest

$0.39 $0.45 $0.17

Swamp

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: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$0.49 $0.15 $0.15

The Hunter Maze

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Land - Sphere

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 2 Price: $2.98

Blossoming Bogbeast

Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life. Then creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Creature - Beast

$1.49 $1.69 $0.52

Willowdusk, Essence Seer

: Choose another target creature. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of life you gained this turn or the amount of life you lost this turn, whichever is greater. Activate only as a sorcery.

Legendary Creature - Druid Dryad

$1.49 $1.38 $0.70

Lifegain

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Pump

Qty: 1 Price: $0.35

Insatiable Appetite

You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +5/+5 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 12 Price: $26.60

Elvish Mystic

: Add

Creature - Elf Druid

$1.29 $1.28 $0.37

Ezzaroot Channeler

Reach
Creature spells you cast cost

less to cast, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

: You gain 2 life.

Creature - Druid Treefolk

$2.29 $1.18 $1.02

Gilded Goose

Flying
When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

: Create a Food token.

, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Bird

$1.49 $0.54 $0.42

Inspiring Statuary

Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for

Artifact

$0.69 $0.43 $0.15

Jaheira, Friend of the Forest

Tokens you control have "

: Add

."
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Legendary Creature - Human Elf Druid

$11.99 $9.39 $5.66

Leyline Prowler

Deathtouch, lifelink

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Beast Nightmare

$0.35 $0.41 $0.15

Many Partings

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Night of the Sweets' Revenge

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Foods you control have "

: Add

, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Enchantment

$1.79 $0.61 $0.41

Prosperous Innkeeper

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature - Citizen Halfling

$0.59 $0.25 $0.15

Return from the Wilds

Choose two —
• Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
• Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
• Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature - Shaman Snake

$1.29 $0.39 $0.30

Tireless Provisioner

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token. (Food is an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." Treasure is an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature - Elf Scout

$3.99 $2.68 $2.34

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 2 Price: $1.48

Sproutback Trudge

This spell costs

less to cast, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, you may cast this creature from your graveyard.

Creature - Beast Fungus

$0.79 $0.51 $0.17

Veinwitch Coven

Menace
Whenever you gain life, you may pay

. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Vampire Warlock

$0.69 $0.82 $0.22

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 13 Price: $40.55

Bake into a Pie

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Essence Pulse

You gain 2 life. Each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Feed the Cauldron

Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. If it's your turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Fell the Pheasant

Fell the Pheasant deals 5 damage to target creature with flying. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Mortality Spear

This spell costs

less to cast if you gained life this turn.
Destroy target nonland permanent.

Instant

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Noxious Gearhulk

Menace
When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$1.29 $0.63 $0.50

Shelob's Ambush

Target creature gets +1/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Instant

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Spider Food

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Tear Asunder

Kicker

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell.)
Exile target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, exile target nonland permanent instead.

Instant

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

The Meathook Massacre

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Legendary Enchantment

$34.99 $25.78 $25.00

Three Bowls of Porridge

: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This artifact deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Tap target creature.
• Sacrifice this artifact. You gain 3 life.

Artifact - Food

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Voracious Fell Beast

Flying
When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. Create a Food token for each creature sacrificed this way. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature - Beast Drake

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Wicked Wolf

When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

Creature - Wolf

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 3 Price: $9.47

Gluttonous Troll

Trample
When this creature enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (Food tokens are artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

, Sacrifice another nonland permanent: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Creature - Troll

$0.49 $0.16 $0.15

Viscera Seer

Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature - Wizard Vampire

$0.99 $0.73 $0.43

Witch's Oven

, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Artifact

$7.99 $---- $4.15

Sac Outlet

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Tokens

Qty: 8 Price: $20.06

Academy Manufactor

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Creature Artifact - Assembly-Worker

$10.99 $8.28 $7.86

Fae Offering

At the beginning of each end step, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, create a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Feasting Troll King

Vigilance, trample
When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, create three Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice three Foods: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn.

Creature - Troll Noble

$1.29 $0.70 $0.26

Giant Opportunity

You may sacrifice two Foods. If you do, create a 7/7 green Giant creature token. Otherwise, create three Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.33 $0.15

Giant's Skewer

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$0.35 $0.08 $0.15

Mintstrosity

When this creature dies, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature - Horror

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Scream Puff

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "

, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Creature - Horror

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Second Harvest

For each token you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.

Instant

$5.99 $5.39 $3.69

Tokens

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $167.20

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Avg Mana Value: 2.99Total Mana Value: 206.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.99Total Mana Value: 206.00

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