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Commander
Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant
If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
, , Exile Bilbo: Search your library for any number of creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only if you have 111 or more life.
, , Exile Bilbo: Search your library for any number of creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only if you have 111 or more life.
Legendary Creature - Rogue Halfling
Commander
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Creature
Creature
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Draw
Tymna the Weaver
Lifelink
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, you may pay X life, where X is the number of opponents that were dealt combat damage this turn. If you do, draw X cards.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, you may pay X life, where X is the number of opponents that were dealt combat damage this turn. If you do, draw X cards.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
Protection from Humans
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.
, Discard a card: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.
, Discard a card: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric
Draw
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Finisher
Celestial Convergence
This enchantment enters with seven omen counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an omen counter from this enchantment. If there are no omen counters on this enchantment, the player with the highest life total wins the game. If two or more players are tied for highest life total, the game is a draw.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an omen counter from this enchantment. If there are no omen counters on this enchantment, the player with the highest life total wins the game. If two or more players are tied for highest life total, the game is a draw.
Enchantment
Ebonblade Reaper
Whenever this creature attacks, you lose half your life, rounded up.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Creature - Human Cleric
Finisher
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Land
Land
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Lifegain
Lifegain
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Ramp
Oath of Druids
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
Enchantment
Ramp
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Removal
Removal
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{"ops":[{"insert":"A joke deck where the party guests ruin everything.\nThe plan is deceptively simple: gain life until you hit 111, activate Bilbo, and flood the board with creatures from your library. But there's a cruel twist—every \"guest\" at this birthday party is terrible company. This isn't a deck that wins; it's a deck that self-destructs spectacularly.\nYour creature lineup reads like a who's-who of disastrous party crasher: Hunted Horror gifts target opponent two 3/3 Centaur tokens with protection from black the moment he arrives. Eater of Days RSVP'd and then skips your next two turns as his entry fee. Phyrexian Dreadnought demands you sacrifice 12+ power in creatures the moment he walks in—or he walks right back out to the graveyard. Shauku, Endbringer refuses to attack if anyone else is there, and charges you 3 life per upkeep just for showing up. Seizan, Perverter of Truth makes everyone lose 2 life and draw 2 cards each turn—because nothing says party like forced card draw and bleeding out.\nThen there's Commander Greven il-Vec, who gifts your opponents cards every time he swings, Crovax the Cursed who demands constant sacrifices or withers away, and Shard of the Nightbringer who halves an opponent's life on arrival... assuming you can actually cast him. Even the \"good\" creatures like Serra Ascendant and Whitemane Lion are just setting up for more pain.\nThe deck's filled with life-gain enablers to hit that 111 threshold—Well of Lost Dreams, Aetherflux Reservoir, War Report—but the moment you pull the trigger, you're flooding the board with backbreaking, game-losing creatures. There's no win condition here, just the inevitable ruin of your own party. The birthday boy's ultimate ability isn't a celebration—it's the moment the clown car of terrible creatures crashes through your living room wall.\nHappy birthday. Here's your present: losing the game.\n"}]}