Ironsoul Enforcer

Whenever this creature or a commander you control attacks alone, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Icebreaker Kraken

Affinity for snow lands (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each snow land you control.)
When this creature enters, artifacts and creatures target opponent controls don't untap during that player's next untap step.
Return three snow lands you control to their owner's hand: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Bartolomé del Presidio

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.

Ardent Recruit

Metalcraft — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

This land enters tapped.
Whenever a Mountain you control enters, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have this land deal 3 damage to any target.
{T}: Add {R}.

Samwise Gamgee

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice three Foods: Return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Anax, Hardened in the Forge

Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)
Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This token can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.

Bartered Cow

When this creature dies and when you discard this card, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Spirit of the Aldergard

When this creature enters, search your library for a snow land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
This creature gets +1/+0 for each other snow permanent you control.

Dispatch

Tap target creature.
Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.

Saw It Coming

Counter target spell.
Foretell {1}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Eureka Moment

Draw two cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Narfi, Betrayer King

Other snow and Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
{S}{S}{S}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Fieldmist Borderpost

You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Chandra, Dressed to Kill

+1: Add {R}. Chandra deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker.
+1: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn.
−7: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

Abominable Treefolk

Trample
Abominable Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Treasury Thrull

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Whenever this creature attacks, you may return target artifact, creature, or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

The Three Seasons

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Mill three cards.
II — Return up to two target snow permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Choose three cards in each graveyard. Their owners shuffle those cards into their libraries.

Startle

Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)
Draw a card.

Iceberg Cancrix

Whenever another snow permanent you control enters, you may have target player mill two cards.

Cogwork Wrestler

Flash
When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Eastfarthing Farmer

When this creature enters, create a Food token. When you do, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food you control. (A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Eye of Malcator

When this artifact enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever another artifact you control enters, this artifact becomes a 4/4 Phyrexian Eye artifact creature until end of turn.

Emry, Lurker of the Loch

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
When Emry enters, mill four cards.
{T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)

Park Map

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Snow-Covered Forest

Winter's Chill

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
X can't be greater than the number of snow lands you control.
Choose X target attacking creatures. For each of those creatures, its controller may pay {1} or {2}. If that player doesn't, destroy that creature at end of combat. If that player pays only {1}, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this combat.

Chill of the Grave

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Zombie.
Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Draw a card.

Archaeomancer

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Holy Frazzle-Cannon

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and each other creature you control that shares a creature type with it.
Equip {1}

Invasion of New Capenna

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When this Siege enters, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. When you do, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls.

Invasion of New Capenna // Holy Frazzle-Cannon

Chancellor of the Forge

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token with haste.
When this creature enters, create X 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens with haste, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Sydri, Galvanic Genius

{U}: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.
{W}{B}: Target artifact creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Pyre Charger

Haste
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Manamorphose

Add two mana in any combination of colors.
Draw a card.

Illustrious Wanderglyph

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2 as long as you have the city's blessing.
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Aven Heartstabber

Flying
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch.
When this creature dies, mill two cards, then draw a card.

Avalanche Caller

{2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Butterbur, Bree Innkeeper

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Quick Study

Second Breakfast

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+1 until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Fabrication Foundry

{T}: Add {W}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source.
{2}{W}, {T}, Exile one or more other artifacts you control with total mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Thornglint Bridge

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Vital Splicer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
{1}: Regenerate target Golem you control.

Many Partings

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Knight of Autumn

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• You gain 4 life.

Revive the Shire

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Brenard, Ginger Sculptor

Each creature you control that's a Food or a Golem gets +2/+2 and has trample.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a 1/1 Food Golem artifact creature in addition to its other types and it has "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life."

Winter's Rest

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
As long as you control another snow permanent, enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Good-Fortune Unicorn

Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Cloudpost

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C} for each Locus on the battlefield.

Fortifying Provisions

Creatures you control get +0/+1.
When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature.
Other creatures you control have haste.
{2}{R}: You may put a red creature card or an artifact creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Ethersworn Shieldmage

Flash
When this creature enters, prevent all damage that would be dealt to artifact creatures this turn.

The Grand Calcutron

When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

Etherium Sculptor

Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Crimson Wisps

Target creature becomes red and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)
Draw a card.

Adventuring Gear

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Concentrate

Castle Embereth

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.
{T}: Add {R}.
{1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Hidden Stockpile

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.

Vizier of Many Faces

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except if this creature was embalmed, the token has no mana cost, it's white, and it's a Zombie in addition to its other types.
Embalm {3}{U}{U}

Blade Splicer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control have first strike.

Eternal Skylord

When this creature enters, amass Zombies 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
Zombie tokens you control have flying.

Hero of the Dunes

When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creatures you control with mana value 3 or less get +1/+0.

Cosmium Kiln

When this artifact enters, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Clay-Fired Bricks

When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
Craft with artifact {5}{W}{W} ({5}{W}{W}, Exile this artifact, Exile another artifact you control or an artifact card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

Clay-Fired Bricks // Cosmium Kiln

Spectral Deluge

Return each creature your opponents control with toughness X or less to its owner's hand, where X is the number of Islands you control.
Foretell {1}{U}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Diregraf Captain

Deathtouch
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

Dire Fleet Daredevil

First strike
When this creature enters, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Krenko's Command

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Arcanist's Owl

Flying
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or enchantment card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Biblioplex Kraken

When this creature enters, scry 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever this creature attacks, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Late to Dinner

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Rosie Cotton of South Lane

When Rosie Cotton enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie Cotton.

Moritte of the Frost

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
You may have Moritte enter as a copy of a permanent you control, except it's legendary and snow in addition to its other types and, if it's a creature, it enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it and has changeling.

Giant's Amulet

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {3}{U}. If you do, create a 4/4 blue Giant Wizard creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped."(It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip {2}

Rimewind Taskmage

{1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate only if you control four or more snow permanents.

Drunau Corpse Trawler

When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{2}{B}: Target Zombie gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Gisa and Geralf

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

Tayam, Luminous Enigma

Each other creature you control enters with an additional vigilance counter on it.
{3}, Remove three counters from among creatures you control: Mill three cards, then return a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flip the Switch

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Fanatic of Mogis

When this creature enters, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)

Argent Sphinx

Flying
Metalcraft — {U}: Exile this creature. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.

Watermarket

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.

Ruby Medallion

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Wing Splicer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golem creatures you control have flying.

Ice-Fang Coatl

Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, draw a card.
This creature has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.

Annex Sentry

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Reshape

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Mistvault Bridge

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Frost Augur

{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a snow card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Cleaver Skaab

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice another Zombie: Create two tokens that are copies of the sacrificed creature.

Auriok Sunchaser

Metalcraft — As long as you control three or more artifacts, this creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

Aeronaut Tinkerer

This creature has flying as long as you control an artifact. (It can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Blazing Shoal

You may exile a red card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Thunderous Might

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)

Berg Strider

When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. If {S} was spent to cast this spell, that permanent doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Serum Visions

Dark Depths

Dark Depths enters with ten ice counters on it.
{3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths.
When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Revenge of the Drowned

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

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