The Battle of Bywater

Destroy all creatures with power 3 or greater. Then create a Food token for each creature you control. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Power Depot

Power Depot enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
Modular 1

Fanatic of Mogis

When Fanatic of Mogis enters, it deals damage to each opponent equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)

Eastfarthing Farmer

When Eastfarthing Farmer enters, create a Food token. When you do, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food you control. (A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

War Elemental

When War Elemental enters, sacrifice it unless an opponent was dealt damage this turn.
Whenever an opponent is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on War Elemental.

Knight of Autumn

When Knight of Autumn enters, choose one —
• Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• You gain 4 life.

Chandra, Roaring Flame

+1: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
−2: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 2 damage to target creature.
−7: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 6 damage to each opponent. Each player dealt damage this way gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to you."

Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh

Whenever you cast a red spell, untap Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh.
{T}: Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. If Chandra has dealt 3 or more damage this turn, exile her, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.

Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh // Chandra, Roaring Flame

Diregraf Captain

Deathtouch
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

Snow-Covered Forest

Falcon Abomination

Flying
When Falcon Abomination enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Gisa and Geralf

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

Moonsilver Key

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Moonsilver Key: Search your library for an artifact card with a mana ability or a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Marit Lage's Slumber

Whenever Marit Lage's Slumber or another snow permanent you control enters, scry 1.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more snow permanents, sacrifice Marit Lage's Slumber. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Rimefeather Owl

Flying
Rimefeather Owl's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents on the battlefield.
{1}{S}: Put an ice counter on target permanent.
Permanents with ice counters on them are snow.

Chaos Moon

At the beginning of each upkeep, count the number of permanents. If the number is odd, until end of turn, red creatures get +1/+1 and whenever a player taps a Mountain for mana, that player adds an additional {R}. If the number is even, until end of turn, red creatures get -1/-1 and if a player taps a Mountain for mana, that Mountain produces colorless mana instead of any other type.

Master of Death

When Master of Death enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Master of Death is in your graveyard, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return it to your hand.

Biblioplex Kraken

When Biblioplex Kraken enters, scry 3. (Look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever Biblioplex Kraken attacks, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, Biblioplex Kraken can't be blocked this turn.

Archaeomancer

When Archaeomancer enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Food Coma

When Food Coma enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Food Coma leaves the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Anax, Hardened in the Forge

Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)
Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This creature can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.

Crimson Wisps

Target creature becomes red and gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)
Draw a card.

Arctic Flats

Arctic Flats enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Hero of the Dunes

When Hero of the Dunes enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creatures you control with mana value 3 or less get +1/+0.

Glimmerpost

When Glimmerpost enters, you gain 1 life for each Locus on the battlefield.
{T}: Add {C}.

Arcus Acolyte

Reach, lifelink
Outlast {G/W} ({G/W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
Each other creature you control without a +1/+1 counter on it has outlast {G/W}.

Thornglint Bridge

Thornglint Bridge enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Winter's Rest

Enchant creature
When Winter's Rest enters, tap enchanted creature.
As long as you control another snow permanent, enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Angelic Purge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent.
Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.

Knowledge Pool

Imprint — When Knowledge Pool enters, each player exiles the top three cards of their library.
Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with Knowledge Pool without paying its mana cost.

Ball Lightning

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

Ashling the Pilgrim

{1}{R}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ashling the Pilgrim. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, remove all +1/+1 counters from Ashling the Pilgrim, and it deals that much damage to each creature and each player.

Master Splicer

When Master Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control get +1/+1.

Ardent Recruit

Metalcraft — Ardent Recruit gets +2/+2 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Narfi, Betrayer King

Other snow and Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
{S}{S}{S}: Return Narfi, Betrayer King from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Goblin Guide

Haste
Whenever Goblin Guide attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.

Thunderous Might

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)

Bill the Pony

When Bill the Pony enters, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Ornithopter

Rimewind Taskmage

{1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate only if you control four or more snow permanents.

Artificer's Assistant

Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic. To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom.)

Bartolomé del Presidio

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.

Revenge of the Drowned

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Land Grant

If you have no land cards in hand, you may reveal your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Search your library for a Forest card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Chrome Courier

Flying
When Chrome Courier enters, reveal the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. If you put an artifact card into your hand this way, you gain 3 life.

All That Glitters

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

Park Map

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Arctic Treeline

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
Arctic Treeline enters tapped.

Ironsoul Enforcer

Whenever Ironsoul Enforcer or a commander you control attacks alone, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Nimble Hobbit

Whenever Nimble Hobbit attacks, you may sacrifice a Food or pay {2}{W}. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.

Expedition Map

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Aeronaut Tinkerer

Aeronaut Tinkerer has flying as long as you control an artifact. (It can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle enters tapped.
Whenever a Mountain you control enters, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle deal 3 damage to any target.
{T}: Add {R}.

Arcum's Astrolabe

({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)
When Arcum's Astrolabe enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Vivid Meadow

Vivid Meadow enters tapped with two charge counters on it.
{T}: Add {W}.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from Vivid Meadow: Add one mana of any color.

Frost Augur

{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a snow card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

Eureka Moment

Draw two cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Winter's Chill

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
X can't be greater than the number of snow lands you control.
Choose X target attacking creatures. For each of those creatures, its controller may pay {1} or {2}. If that player doesn't, destroy that creature at end of combat. If that player pays only {1}, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this combat.

Aven Heartstabber

Flying
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, Aven Heartstabber gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch.
When Aven Heartstabber dies, mill two cards, then draw a card.

Fortifying Provisions

Creatures you control get +0/+1.
When Fortifying Provisions enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Arcum's Weathervane

{2}, {T}: Target snow land is no longer snow.
{2}, {T}: Target nonsnow basic land becomes snow.

Woodland Chasm

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
Woodland Chasm enters tapped.

Late to Dinner

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Cogwork Librarian

Draft Cogwork Librarian face up.
As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put Cogwork Librarian into that booster pack.

Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Create a Food token.
II — Draw a card. Create a Food token.
III — Create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token for each Food you control.

Vital Splicer

When Vital Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
{1}: Regenerate target Golem you control.

Snow Devil

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.
Enchanted creature has first strike as long as it's blocking and you control a snow land.

Flip the Switch

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Adventuring Gear

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Butterbur, Bree Innkeeper

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Wing Splicer

When Wing Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golem creatures you control have flying.

Rimewood Falls

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
Rimewood Falls enters tapped.

Etherium Sculptor

Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Iceberg Cancrix

Whenever another snow permanent you control enters, you may have target player mill two cards.

Drunau Corpse Trawler

When Drunau Corpse Trawler enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{2}{B}: Target Zombie gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Startle

Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)
Draw a card.

Abominable Treefolk

Trample
Abominable Treefolk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
When Abominable Treefolk enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Augury Raven

Flying
Foretell {1}{U} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Lava Axe

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Bring to Life

Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on it.

Animating Faerie

Animating Faerie // Bring to Life

Balduvian Frostwaker

{U}, {T}: Target snow land becomes a 2/2 blue Elemental creature with flying. It's still a land.

Castle Embereth

Castle Embereth enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.
{T}: Add {R}.
{1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Kaldring, the Rimestaff

{T}: You may play target snow permanent card from your graveyard this turn. If you do, it enters tapped.

Jorn, God of Winter

Whenever Jorn attacks, untap each snow permanent you control.

Jorn, God of Winter // Kaldring, the Rimestaff

Awaken the Ancient

Enchant Mountain
Enchanted Mountain is a 7/7 red Giant creature with haste. It's still a land.

Avalanche Caller

{2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn. It's still a land. (A creature with hexproof can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Bloodmark Mentor

Red creatures you control have first strike.

Blizzard Strix

Flash
Flying
When Blizzard Strix enters, if you control another snow permanent, exile target permanent other than Blizzard Strix. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Rosie Cotton of South Lane

When Rosie Cotton of South Lane enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie.

Ensoul Artifact

Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact is a creature with base power and toughness 5/5 in addition to its other types.

Blazing Shoal

You may exile a red card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

The Three Seasons

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Mill three cards.
II — Return up to two target snow permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Choose three cards in each graveyard. Their owners shuffle those cards into their libraries.

Revive the Shire

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Cogwork Wrestler

Flash
When Cogwork Wrestler enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Serum Visions

Hobbit's Sting

Hobbit's Sting deals X damage to target creature, where X is the number of creatures you control plus the number of Foods you control.

Slitherhead

Scavenge {0} ({0}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

The Grand Calcutron

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.
When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can only play the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

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