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The House Always Wins, VIII
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $321.86
Salt Sum: 26.84
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $7.99
Mr. House, President and CEO

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Creature Artifact
Mr. House, President and CEO (pip) 535
1

Card Draw

Quantity: 6Price: $8.14
Deadly Dispute

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Deadly Dispute (p30a) 29
1
Idol of Oblivion

{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. {8}, {T}, Sacrifice Idol of Oblivion: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.

Artifact
Idol of Oblivion (cmm) 392
1
Losheel, Clockwork Scholar

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking artifact creatures you control. Whenever one or more artifact creatures enter the battlefield under your control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature
Losheel, Clockwork Scholar (cmm) 38
1
Priority Boarding

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

Enchantment
Priority Boarding (unf) 119
1
Unexpected Windfall

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Unexpected Windfall (pip) 193
1
Vault 21: House Gambit

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Discard a card, then draw a card. III — Reveal up to five nonland cards from your hand. For each of those cards that has the same mana value as another card revealed this way, create a Treasure token.

Enchantment
Vault 21: House Gambit (pip) 69
1

Dice Manipulation

Quantity: 4Price: $1.92
Barbarian Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. {2}{R}: Level 3 Creatures you control have haste.

Enchantment
Barbarian Class (afr) 131
1
Night Shift of the Living Dead

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.

Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
1
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers

If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a +1/+1 counter on Wyll, Blade of Frontiers. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers (clb) 405
1
Xenosquirrels

Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.

Creature
Xenosquirrels (unf) 96
1

Haste Enablers

Quantity: 3Price: $2.83
Hammer of Purphoros

Creatures you control have haste. {2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token.

Artifact Enchantment
Hammer of Purphoros (ths) 124
1
Roar of Resistance

Creature tokens you control have haste. Whenever one or more creatures attack, you may pay {1}{R}. If you do, creatures attacking your opponents and/or planeswalkers they control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Enchantment
Roar of Resistance (onc) 15
1
Thopter Engineer

When Thopter Engineer enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Artifact creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Creature
Thopter Engineer (c21) 181
1

Interaction

Quantity: 11Price: $12.67
Bottle-Cap Blast

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Bottle-Cap Blast (pip) 55
1
Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (lcc) 221
1
Contraband Livestock

Exile target creature, then roll a d20. 1—9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token. 10—19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token. 20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Instant
Contraband Livestock (clb) 12
1
Mortify

Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Instant
Mortify (moc) 337
1
Myrkul's Edict

Roll a d20. 1—9 | Choose an opponent. That player sacrifices a creature. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a creature. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.

Sorcery
Myrkul's Edict (clb) 135
1
Organic Extinction

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Destroy all nonartifact creatures.

Sorcery
Organic Extinction (nec) 8
1
Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant
Path to Exile (pip) 169
1
Rakdos Charm

Choose one — • Exile target player's graveyard. • Destroy target artifact. • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant
Rakdos Charm (lcc) 284
1
Ruinous Ultimatum

Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.

Sorcery
Ruinous Ultimatum (pip) 220
1
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (pip) 173
1
Wyll's Reversal

Choose target spell or ability with one or more targets. Roll a d20 and add the greatest power among creatures you control. 1—14 | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. 15+ | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. Then copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Wyll's Reversal (clb) 209
1

Land

Quantity: 35Price: $67.59
Clifftop Retreat

Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Clifftop Retreat (pip) 258
1
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (pip) 259
1
Desolate Mire

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Land
Desolate Mire (pip) 146
1
Dragonskull Summit

Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Dragonskull Summit (pip) 261
1
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (mkc) 260
1
Fabled Passage

{T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Land
Fabled Passage (m21) 246
1
Godless Shrine

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.) As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Land
Godless Shrine (rvr) 277
1
Great Hall of the Citadel

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.

Land
Great Hall of the Citadel (ltr) 254
1
Isolated Chapel

Isolated Chapel enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Isolated Chapel (pip) 269
1
Mines of Moria

Mines of Moria enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a legendary creature. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.

Land
Mines of Moria (ltr) 257
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (pip) 324
5
Nomad Outpost

Nomad Outpost enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

Land
Nomad Outpost (pip) 277
1
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (pip) 318
6
Sacred Foundry

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Land
Sacred Foundry (rvr) 285
1
Shadowblood Ridge

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Land
Shadowblood Ridge (pip) 288
1
Sunscorched Divide

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Land
Sunscorched Divide (pip) 153
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (pip) 322
4
Tainted Field

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land
Tainted Field (pip) 298
1
Tainted Peak

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land
Tainted Peak (pip) 300
1
Temple of Malice

Temple of Malice enters the battlefield tapped. When Temple of Malice enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Temple of Malice (pip) 307
1
Temple of Silence

Temple of Silence enters the battlefield tapped. When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Temple of Silence (pip) 310
1
Temple of Triumph

Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield tapped. When Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield, scry 1. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Temple of Triumph (pip) 312
1
Treasure Vault

{T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Treasure Vault: Create X Treasure tokens.

Artifact Land
Treasure Vault (pip) 314
1

Pingers

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Impact Tremors

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, Impact Tremors deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment
Impact Tremors (wot) 44
1

Protection

Quantity: 5Price: $25.05
Boros Charm

Choose one — • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Instant
Boros Charm (onc) 116
1
Flawless Maneuver

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Flawless Maneuver (cmm) 24
1
Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Artifact
Lightning Greaves (cmm) 398
1
Surge of Salvation

You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. Prevent all damage that black and/or red sources would deal to creatures you control this turn.

Instant
Surge of Salvation (mom) 41
1
Unbreakable Formation

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

Instant
Unbreakable Formation (ltc) 179
1

ROLLIN'

Quantity: 11Price: $39.13
Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Sorcery
Attempted Murder (unf) 66
1
Celebr-8000

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Creature Artifact
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185
1
Chaos Channeler

Wild Magic Surge — Whenever Chaos Channeler attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. 10—19 | Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. 20 | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Creature
Chaos Channeler (afr) 136
1
Chaos Dragon

Flying, haste Chaos Dragon attacks each combat if able. At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player rolls a d20. If one or more opponents had the highest result, Chaos Dragon can't attack those players or planeswalkers they control this combat.

Creature
Chaos Dragon (clb) 784
1
Circuits Act

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
1
Clown Car

When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2

Artifact
Clown Car (unf) 186
1
Clowning Around

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6
1
Comet, Stellar Pup

0: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

Planeswalker
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 166
1
Delina, Wild Mage

Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.

Creature
Delina, Wild Mage (afr) 138
1
Hoarding Ogre

Whenever Hoarding Ogre attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") 10—19 | Create two Treasure tokens. 20 | Create three Treasure tokens.

Creature
Hoarding Ogre (clb) 181
1
Lightfoot Rogue

Sneak Attack — Whenever Lightfoot Rogue attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Lightfoot Rogue gains deathtouch until end of turn. 10—19 | It gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. 20 | It gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Lightfoot Rogue (afr) 111
1

Ramp

Quantity: 14Price: $65.38
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (pip) 224
1
Component Pouch

{T}, Remove a component counter from Component Pouch: Add two mana of different colors. {T}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Put a component counter on Component Pouch. 10—20 | Put two component counters on Component Pouch.

Artifact
Component Pouch (afc) 59
1
Crime Novelist

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Crime Novelist and add {R}.

Creature
Crime Novelist (mkm) 121
1
Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact
Fellwar Stone (woc) 147
1
Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on Glittering Stockpile. {T}, Sacrifice Glittering Stockpile: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on Glittering Stockpile.

Artifact
Glittering Stockpile (snc) 107
1
Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter

Haste {T}, Sacrifice an artifact creature: Create two Treasure tokens. {T}, Sacrifice a noncreature artifact: Create two 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature tokens.

Creature
Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter (clb) 424
1
Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff

Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff (ltr) 213
1
Professional Face-Breaker

Menace Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Creature
Professional Face-Breaker (j22) 581
1
Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment
Smothering Tithe (cmm) 57
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (pip) 239
1
Talisman of Conviction

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Conviction (pip) 243
1
Talisman of Hierarchy

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Talisman of Hierarchy deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Hierarchy (pip) 247
1
Talisman of Indulgence

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Indulgence (pip) 248
1
Wayfarer's Bauble

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact
Wayfarer's Bauble (pip) 252
1

Robot Buffers

Quantity: 7Price: $30.89
Cyberman Patrol

Artifact creatures you control have afflict 3. (Whenever a creature with afflict 3 becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.)

Creature Artifact
Cyberman Patrol (who) 174
1
Cybermen Squadron

Nonlegendary artifact creatures you control have myriad. (Whenever a creature with myriad attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token that's a copy of that creature that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature Artifact
Cybermen Squadron (who) 457
1
Intangible Virtue

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Enchantment
Intangible Virtue (cmm) 31
1
Neyali, Suns' Vanguard

Attacking tokens you control have double strike. Whenever one or more tokens you control attack a player, exile the top card of your library. During any turn you attacked with a token, you may play that card.

Creature
Neyali, Suns' Vanguard (onc) 2
1
Securitron Squadron

Squad {3} (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {3} any number of times. When this creature enters the battlefield, create that many tokens that are copies of it.) Vigilance Whenever a creature token enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature Artifact
Securitron Squadron (pip) 23
1
Skorpekh Lord

Menace Command Protocols — Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. Unearth {2}{B} ({2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Skorpekh Lord (40k) 58
1
Tempered Steel

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2.

Enchantment
Tempered Steel (brc) 76
1

Token Doublers

Quantity: 2Price: $58.98
Mondrak, Glory Dominus

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead. {1}{W/P}{W/P}, Sacrifice two other artifacts and/or creatures: Put an indestructible counter on Mondrak, Glory Dominus. ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

Creature
Mondrak, Glory Dominus (one) 299
1
Xorn

If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.

Creature
Xorn (afr) 167
1

Upgrades

Quantity: 11Price: $142.69
Alibou, Ancient Witness

Other artifact creatures you control have haste. Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control attack, Alibou, Ancient Witness deals X damage to any target and you scry X, where X is the number of tapped artifacts you control.

Creature Artifact
Alibou, Ancient Witness (c21) 7
1
Blood Crypt

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Land
Blood Crypt (rna) 245
1
Ebony Fly

Ebony Fly enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have Ebony Fly become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result. Whenever Ebony Fly attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Artifact
Ebony Fly (afc) 60
1
Grim Hireling

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create two Treasure tokens. {B}, Sacrifice X Treasures: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Grim Hireling (clb) 755
1
Purphoros, God of the Forge

Indestructible As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Purphoros deals 2 damage to each opponent. {2}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature Enchantment
Purphoros, God of the Forge (cmm) 246
1
Savai Triome

({T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.) Savai Triome enters the battlefield tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Savai Triome (iko) 253
1
Strike It Rich

Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Strike It Rich (mh2) 143
1
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (lcc) 314
1
Terror of the Peaks

Flying Spells your opponents cast that target Terror of the Peaks cost an additional 3 life to cast. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Terror of the Peaks deals damage equal to that creature's power to any target.

Creature
Terror of the Peaks (otj) 149
1
The Deck of Many Things

{2}, {T}: Roll a d20 and subtract the number of cards in your hand. If the result is 0 or less, discard your hand. 1—9 | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. 10—19 | Draw two cards. 20 | Put a creature card from any graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When that creature dies, its owner loses the game.

Artifact
The Deck of Many Things (afr) 241
1
Vexing Puzzlebox

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20. {T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact
Vexing Puzzlebox (clb) 343
1

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