I'm Only Eating Burgers cuz it's the Only Thing I can Afford • (Gruul Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Qty: 1 Price: $1.99

Klothys, God of Destiny

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red and green is less than seven, Klothys isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your first main phase, exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a land card, add

. Otherwise, you gain 2 life and Klothys deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Creature Enchantment - God

$1.99 $2.07 $1.51

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 33 Price: $109.19

Acidic Soil

Acidic Soil deals damage to each player equal to the number of lands they control.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.60 $0.15

Ancient Runes

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of artifacts they control.

Enchantment

$2.49 $1.42 $0.52

Ankh of Mishra

Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Artifact

$11.99 $8.83 $7.32

Atarka's Command

Choose two —
• Your opponents can't gain life this turn.
• Atarka's Command deals 3 damage to each opponent.
• You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain reach until end of turn.

Instant

$1.29 $1.21 $0.39

Burning-Tree Shaman

Whenever a player activates an ability that isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature - Shaman Centaur

$0.49 $0.31 $0.16

Cemetery Gatekeeper

First strike
When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard.
Whenever a player plays a land or casts a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature - Vampire

$2.99 $2.82 $2.44

Chandra, Awakened Inferno

This spell can't be countered.
+2: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you."
−3: Chandra deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature.
−X: Chandra deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Legendary Planeswalker - Chandra

$15.99 $9.28 $8.01

Cindervines

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

, Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. This enchantment deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

Enchantment

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Citadel of Pain

At the beginning of each player's end step, this enchantment deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.

Enchantment

$5.49 $3.69 $1.82

Crimson Honor Guard

Trample
At the beginning of each player's end step, this creature deals 4 damage to that player unless they control a commander.

Creature - Knight Vampire

$0.49 $0.36 $0.15

Dingus Staff

Whenever a creature dies, this artifact deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Artifact

$0.99 $1.42 $0.41

Eidolon of the Great Revel

Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature Enchantment - Spirit

Eidolon of the Great Revel (plst) JOU-94

$4.99 $2.73 $2.36

Gleeful Arsonist

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, this creature deals damage equal to its power to that player.
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature - Human Wizard

$7.99 $6.96 $5.32

Harsh Mentor

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.59 $0.36 $0.15

Immolation Shaman

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creature - Shaman Lizard

$0.69 $0.45 $0.15

Kazuul's Fury

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Kazuul's Fury deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Instant

Kazuul's Fury // Kazuul's Cliffs (znr) 146

$0.99 $0.74 $0.35

Magebane Lizard

Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of noncreature spells they've cast this turn.

Creature - Lizard

$0.79 $0.79 $0.15

Manabarbs

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$5.49 $5.11 $3.11

Prisoner's Dilemma

Each opponent secretly chooses silence or snitch, then the choices are revealed. If each opponent chose silence, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 4 damage to each of them. If each opponent chose snitch, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 8 damage to each of them. Otherwise, Prisoner's Dilemma deals 12 damage to each opponent who chose silence.
Flashback

Sorcery

$6.99 $6.14 $4.16

Psychogenic Probe

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.43 $0.19

Pyrostatic Pillar

Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$3.99 $2.58 $0.84

Quakebringer

Your opponents can't gain life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Quakebringer deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only if Quakebringer is on the battlefield or if Quakebringer is in your graveyard and you control a Giant.
Foretell

Creature - Berserker Giant

$2.79 $1.30 $0.86

Razorkin Needlehead

This creature has first strike during your turn.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, this creature deals 1 damage to them.

Creature - Human Assassin

$8.49 $5.29 $5.15

Roiling Vortex

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast that spell, this enchantment deals 5 damage to that player.

: Your opponents can't gain life this turn.

Enchantment

$2.49 $1.56 $0.82

Rug of Smothering

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$2.29 $0.64 $0.63

Rumbling Slum

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each player.

Creature - Elemental

$0.49 $0.30 $0.17

Ruric Thar, the Unbowed

Reach, vigilance
Ruric Thar attacks each combat if able.
Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, Ruric Thar deals 6 damage to that player.

Legendary Creature - Warrior Ogre

$0.99 $0.56 $0.41

Scab-Clan Berserker

Haste
Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.)
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, if this creature is renowned, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature - Human Berserker

$0.49 $0.28 $0.15

Scytheclaw Raptor

Whenever a player casts a spell, if it's not their turn, this creature deals 4 damage to them.

Creature - Dinosaur

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Spellshock

Whenever a player casts a spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Enchantment

$4.49 $4.73 $1.30

Spikefield Hazard

Spikefield Hazard deals 1 damage to any target. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Instant

Spikefield Hazard // Spikefield Cave (znr) 166

$0.35 $0.36 $0.17

Treacherous Terrain

Treacherous Terrain deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of lands that player controls.
Basic landcycling

(

, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Zo-Zu the Punisher

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior

$8.99 $8.44 $3.54

Burn

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Draw

Qty: 13 Price: $23.59

Charred Foyer

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Enchantment - Room

$3.99 $2.40 $2.29

Count on Luck

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.46 $0.15

Escape to the Wilds

Exile the top five cards of your library. You may play cards exiled this way until the end of your next turn.
You may play an additional land this turn.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.38 $0.19

Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.28 $0.20

Light Up the Stage

Spectacle

(You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.33 $0.25

Outpost Siege

As this enchantment enters, choose Khans or Dragons.
• Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
• Dragons — Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment

$0.69 $0.28 $0.17

Pinnacle Monk

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Djinn Monk

$3.49 $2.30 $1.38

Sin Prodder

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. Any opponent may have you put that card into your graveyard. If a player does, this creature deals damage to that player equal to that card's mana value. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.

Creature - Devil

$0.79 $0.42 $0.26

Tavern Brawler

Commander creatures you own have "At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that card's mana value. You may play that card this turn."

Legendary Enchantment - Background

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Valakut Exploration

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.
At the beginning of your end step, if there are cards exiled with this enchantment, put them into their owner's graveyard, then this enchantment deals that much damage to each opponent.

Enchantment

$3.99 $4.05 $2.33

Visions of Phyrexia

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a card from exile this turn, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "

: Add

. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Enchantment

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Well of Lost Dreams

Whenever you gain life, you may pay

, where X is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained. If you do, draw X cards.

Artifact

$3.49 $5.81 $1.70

Wild Wasteland

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Enchantment

$4.49 $1.93 $1.66

Draw

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Increase Damage

Qty: 7 Price: $25.43

Dictate of the Twin Gods

Flash
If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment

$1.99 $1.11 $1.12

Embermaw Hellion

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead.

Creature - Hellion

$0.49 $0.26 $0.15

Fiendish Duo

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
If a source would deal damage to an opponent, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Creature - Devil

$2.99 $1.83 $1.74

Furnace of Rath

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment

$11.99 $7.30 $5.74

Hawkeye, Young Avenger

Reach
If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, instead it deals that much damage plus X, where X is Hawkeye's power.

Legendary Creature - Human Archer Hero

$0.69 $0.28 $0.15

Mechanized Warfare

If a red or artifact source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Enchantment

$1.79 $0.57 $0.52

Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Legendary Creature - Dwarf Noble

$5.49 $5.42 $4.00

Increase Damage

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Land

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Cinder Glade

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Mountain Forest

$0.79 $0.36 $0.22

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.69 $0.69 $0.22

Cragcrown Pathway

: Add

Land

Cragcrown Pathway // Timbercrown Pathway (plst) ZNR-261

$4.49 $3.40 $2.99

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.59 $0.33 $0.20

Forest

(

: Add

Basic Land - Forest

$1.49 $0.87 $0.29

Gruul Turf

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.28 $0.19

Karplusan Forest

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$1.79 $1.56 $0.82

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$1.79 $1.08 $0.58

Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land

$0.69 $0.36 $0.29

Rockfall Vale

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$3.99 $2.64 $1.42

Sheltered Thicket

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land - Mountain Forest

$0.49 $0.28 $0.18

Shivan Gorge

: Add

: Shivan Gorge deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Land

$2.29 $1.03 $0.98

Temple of Abandon

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.66 $0.15

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Sun Droplet

Whenever you're dealt damage, put that many charge counters on this artifact.
At the beginning of each upkeep, you may remove a charge counter from this artifact. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.41 $0.23

Lifegain

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Ramp

Qty: 4 Price: $10.98

Cryptolith Fragment

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color. Each player loses 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if each player has 10 or less life, transform this artifact.

Artifact

Cryptolith Fragment // Aurora of Emrakul (emn) 193

$0.79 $0.32 $0.16

Overabundance

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced, and this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player.

Enchantment

$9.49 $5.73 $4.77

Tangled Florahedron

: Add

Creature - Elemental

Tangled Florahedron // Tangled Vale (znr) 211

$0.35 $0.38 $0.15

Zhur-Taa Druid

: Add

.
Whenever you tap this creature for mana, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature - Human Druid

$0.35 $0.35 $0.23

Ramp

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Removal

Qty: 8 Price: $11.98

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Instant

$2.29 $1.71 $1.20

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.19 $0.91

Burn Down the House

Choose one —
• Burn Down the House deals 5 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.
• Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." They gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.44 $0.15

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.79 $1.33 $0.34

Earthquake

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Sorcery

$1.99 $0.53 $0.41

Fiery Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature.
• Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent.
• Destroy target artifact.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.40 $0.37

Khalni Ambush

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Instant

Khalni Ambush // Khalni Territory (znr) 192

$0.35 $0.44 $0.31

Rolling Earthquake

Rolling Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without horsemanship and each player.

Sorcery

$2.99 $3.11 $2.63

Removal

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Sorcery

Qty: 2 Price: $4.98

Stump Stomp

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Sorcery

Stump Stomp // Burnwillow Clearing (mh3) 259

$0.99 $0.44 $0.15

Turntimber Symbiosis

Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. If that card has mana value 3 or less, it enters with three additional +1/+1 counters on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

Turntimber Symbiosis // Turntimber, Serpentine Wood (znr) 215

$3.99 $4.63 $4.01

Sorcery

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Deck size: 100Est cost: $240.02

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Avg Mana Value: 3.13Total Mana Value: 216.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.13Total Mana Value: 216.00

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