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Est deck cost: $419.73
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $0.49
Omnath, Locus of All

If you would lose unspent mana, that mana becomes black instead. At the beginning of your precombat main phase, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card if it has three or more colored mana symbols in its mana cost. If you do, add three mana in any combination of its colors and put it into your hand. If you don't reveal it, put it into your hand.

Creature
Omnath, Locus of All (mom) 249
1

Artifact

Quantity: 7Price: $80.31
Argentum Armor

Equipped creature gets +6/+6. Whenever equipped creature attacks, destroy target permanent. Equip {6}

Artifact
Argentum Armor (afc) 198
1
Darksteel Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Axe (2xm) 247
1
Flowstone Armor

You may choose not to untap Flowstone Armor during your untap step. {3}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/-1 for as long as Flowstone Armor remains tapped.

Artifact
Flowstone Armor (nem) 131
1
Mana Vault

Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Mana Vault (2x2) 308
1
Necropouncer

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has haste. Equip {2}

Artifact
Necropouncer (nph) 147
1
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree

{2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree (mom) 263
1
Time Sieve

{T}, Sacrifice five artifacts: Take an extra turn after this one.

Artifact
Time Sieve (2xm) 223
1

Creature

Quantity: 43Price: $290.03
Alandra, Sky Dreamer

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying. Whenever you draw your fifth card each turn, Alandra, Sky Dreamer and Drakes you control each get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Creature
Alandra, Sky Dreamer (j22) 9
1
Alpha Kavu

{1}{G}: Target Kavu creature gets -1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Alpha Kavu (plst) PLS-77
1
Amphibious Kavu

Whenever Amphibious Kavu blocks or becomes blocked by one or more blue and/or black creatures, Amphibious Kavu gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Creature
Amphibious Kavu (pls) 78
1
Ancient Kavu

{2}: Ancient Kavu becomes colorless until end of turn.

Creature
Ancient Kavu (inv) 136
1
Apprentice Necromancer

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

Creature
Apprentice Necromancer (uma) 84
1
Armored Warhorse

Creature
Armored Warhorse (m12) 7
1
Bane, Lord of Darkness

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bane, Lord of Darkness has indestructible. Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent may have you draw a card. If they don't, you may put a creature card with equal or lesser toughness from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature
Bane, Lord of Darkness (clb) 267
1
Be'lakor, the Dark Master

Flying Prince of Chaos — When Be'lakor, the Dark Master enters the battlefield, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Demons you control. Lord of Torment — Whenever another Demon enters the battlefield under your control, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Creature
Be'lakor, the Dark Master (40k) 6
1
Bioessence Hydra

Trample Bioessence Hydra enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each loyalty counter on planeswalkers you control. Whenever one or more loyalty counters are put on planeswalkers you control, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bioessence Hydra.

Creature
Bioessence Hydra (war) 186
1
Bloodfire Kavu

{R}, Sacrifice Bloodfire Kavu: It deals 2 damage to each creature.

Creature
Bloodfire Kavu (ddi) 54
1
Chromium

Flying Rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.) At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Chromium unless you pay {W}{U}{B}.

Creature
Chromium (leg) 224
1
Chromium, the Mutable

Flash This spell can't be countered. Flying Discard a card: Until end of turn, Chromium, the Mutable becomes a Human with base power and toughness 1/1, loses all abilities, and gains hexproof. It can't be blocked this turn.

Creature
Chromium, the Mutable (pm19) 214s
1
Dakkon Blackblade

Dakkon Blackblade's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Creature
Dakkon Blackblade (leg) 225
1
Darksteel Colossus

Trample, indestructible If Darksteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Darksteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Creature Artifact
Darksteel Colossus (m10) 208
1
Darksteel Juggernaut

Indestructible Darksteel Juggernaut's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control. Darksteel Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.

Creature Artifact
Darksteel Juggernaut (brc) 137
1
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines

Vigilance If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Permanents entering the battlefield don't cause abilities of permanents your opponents control to trigger.

Creature
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines (one) 10
1
Fell Stinger

Deathtouch Exploit (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature.) When Fell Stinger exploits a creature, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Creature
Fell Stinger (vow) 112
1
Gluttonous Guest

When Gluttonous Guest enters the battlefield, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Gluttonous Guest (vow) 292
1
Groundskeeper

{1}{G}: Return target basic land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Groundskeeper (uma) 168
1
Halvar, God of Battle

Creature
Halvar, God of Battle // Sword of the Realms (khm) 15Halvar, God of Battle // Sword of the Realms (khm) 15
1
Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis

You can't spend mana to cast this spell. Convoke, delve (Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color. Each card you exile from your graveyard pays for {1}.) You may cast Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis from your graveyard. Trample

Creature
Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis (mh1) 202
1
Horror of the Broken Lands

Whenever you cycle or discard another card, Horror of the Broken Lands gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creature
Horror of the Broken Lands (a25) 93
1
Kavu Howler

When Kavu Howler enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Kavu cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Creature
Kavu Howler (apc) 79
1
Kavu Monarch

Kavu creatures have trample. Whenever another Kavu enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Kavu Monarch.

Creature
Kavu Monarch (inv) 149
1
Kavu Primarch

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) If Kavu Primarch was kicked, it enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature
Kavu Primarch (dmr) 167
1
Magma Pummeler

Magma Pummeler enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. If damage would be dealt to Magma Pummeler while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from it. When one or more counters are removed from Magma Pummeler this way, it deals that much damage to any target.

Creature
Magma Pummeler (vow) 169
1
Necron Overlord

Relentless March — {X}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Target opponent loses X life.

Creature Artifact
Necron Overlord (40k) 43
1
Necropolis Fiend

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Flying {X}, {T}, Exile X cards from your graveyard: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Creature
Necropolis Fiend (cp2) 1
1
Old Stickfingers

When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Creature
Old Stickfingers (mid) 321
1
Omnath, Locus of Creation

When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card. Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.

Creature
Omnath, Locus of Creation (znr) 232
1
Omnath, Locus of Mana

You don't lose unspent green mana as steps and phases end. Omnath, Locus of Mana gets +1/+1 for each unspent green mana you have.

Creature
Omnath, Locus of Mana (wwk) 109
1
Omnath, Locus of Rage

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 5/5 red and green Elemental creature token. Whenever Omnath, Locus of Rage or another Elemental you control dies, Omnath deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature
Omnath, Locus of Rage (plst) BFZ-217
1
Omnath, Locus of the Roil

When Omnath, Locus of the Roil enters the battlefield, it deals damage to any target equal to the number of Elementals you control. Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on target Elemental you control. If you control eight or more lands, draw a card.

Creature
Omnath, Locus of the Roil (m20) 216
1
Overseer of the Damned

Flying When Overseer of the Damned enters the battlefield, you may destroy target creature. Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Creature
Overseer of the Damned (scd) 98
1
Reaper of Sheoldred

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) Whenever a source deals damage to Reaper of Sheoldred, that source's controller gets a poison counter.

Creature
Reaper of Sheoldred (plst) NPH-72
1
Sheoldred's Headcleaver

Menace Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Creature
Sheoldred's Headcleaver (one) 109
1
Thundering Mightmare

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) As long as Thundering Mightmare is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Creature
Thundering Mightmare (voc) 37
1
Toxrill, the Corrosive

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Creature
Toxrill, the Corrosive (vow) 132
1
Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant

Menace Whenever another creature dies during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant. When Vogar dies, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Vogar, Necropolis Tyrant (gn3) 3
1
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Trample Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced. Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, that land doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger (plst) NPH-127
1
Wall of Swords

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Flying

Creature
Wall of Swords (m14) 41
1
Wandering Archaic

Creature
Wandering Archaic // Explore the Vastlands (stx) 6Wandering Archaic // Explore the Vastlands (stx) 6
1
Wayward Swordtooth

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Wayward Swordtooth can't attack or block unless you have the city's blessing.

Creature
Wayward Swordtooth (rix) 150
1

Enchantment

Quantity: 6Price: $9.51
Chains of Mephistopheles

If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card.

Enchantment
Chains of Mephistopheles (me1) 63
1
Curse of Conformity

Enchant player Nonlegendary creatures enchanted player controls have base power and toughness 3/3 and lose all creature types.

Enchantment
Curse of Conformity (mic) 6
1
Darkest Hour

All creatures are black.

Enchantment
Darkest Hour (7ed) 128
1
Forging the Tyrite Sword

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Create a Treasure token. III — Search your library for a card named Halvar, God of Battle or an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchantment
Forging the Tyrite Sword (khm) 211
1
Words of Waste

{1}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, each opponent discards a card instead.

Enchantment
Words of Waste (ons) 182
1
Words of Worship

{1}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, you gain 5 life instead.

Enchantment
Words of Worship (ons) 61
1

Instant

Quantity: 8Price: $6.26
Armor of Shadows

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Armor of Shadows (clb) 112
1
Consider

Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) Draw a card.

Instant
Consider (mid) 44
1
Dark Bargain

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.

Instant
Dark Bargain (iko) 82
1
Dark Ritual

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Instant
Dark Ritual (plst) DDE-18
1
Last Word

This spell can't be countered. Counter target spell.

Instant
Last Word (dst) 23
1
Power Word Kill

Destroy target non-Angel, non-Demon, non-Devil, non-Dragon creature.

Instant
Power Word Kill (afr) 114
1
Turn the Earth

Choose up to three target cards in graveyards. The owners of those cards shuffle them into their libraries. You gain 2 life. Flashback {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Turn the Earth (mid) 205
1
Turn the Tables

All combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn is dealt to target attacking creature instead.

Instant
Turn the Tables (dst) 18
1

Land

Quantity: 28Price: $27.12
Blighted Woodland

{T}: Add {C}. {3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Blighted Woodland: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Blighted Woodland (clb) 881
1
Dark Depths

Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Land
Dark Depths (dmr) 244
1
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (plst) HOU-199
5
Ifnir Deadlands

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {B}. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land
Ifnir Deadlands (hou) 179
1
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (plst) AKH-258
5
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (plst) AKH-264
5
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (plst) AKH-256
5
Savage Lands

Savage Lands enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Land
Savage Lands (plst) ALA-228
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (plst) HOU-195
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Planeswalker

Quantity: 1Price: $0.99
Dakkon, Shadow Slayer

Dakkon, Shadow Slayer enters the battlefield with a number of loyalty counters on him equal to the number of lands you control. +1: Surveil 2. −3: Exile target creature. −6: You may put an artifact card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.

Planeswalker
Dakkon, Shadow Slayer (mh2) 192
1

Sorcery

Quantity: 6Price: $5.02
Arc Lightning

Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

Sorcery
Arc Lightning (ktk) 97
1
Biogenic Upgrade

Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on each of those creatures.

Sorcery
Biogenic Upgrade (2x2) 137
1
Dark Offering

Destroy target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life.

Sorcery
Dark Offering (s99) 75
1
Kefnet's Last Word

Gain control of target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Lands you control don't untap during your next untap step.

Sorcery
Kefnet's Last Word (hou) 39
1
Open the Armory

Search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Open the Armory (cmr) 34
1
Stitch in Time

Flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.

Sorcery
Stitch in Time (gpt) 132
1

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