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Ob Nixilis, SlapStax SwingWin
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Commander

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Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin

Flying, trample Whenever one or more opponents each lose exactly 1 life, put a +1/+1 counter on Ob Nixilis. Exile the top card of your library. Until your next end step, you may play that card.

Creature
Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin (mat) 41

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Enchantment

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Agent of the Iron Throne

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever an artifact or creature you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life."

Enchantment
Agent of the Iron Throne (clb) 107
Everlasting Torment

Players can't gain life. Damage can't be prevented. All damage is dealt as though its source had wither. (A source with wither deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Enchantment
Everlasting Torment (c16) 233
Fists of the Demigod

Enchant creature As long as enchanted creature is black, it gets +1/+1 and has wither. (It deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) As long as enchanted creature is red, it gets +1/+1 and has first strike.

Enchantment
Fists of the Demigod (shm) 187
Heat of Battle

Whenever a creature blocks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

Enchantment
Heat of Battle (sth) 88
Impact Tremors

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment
Impact Tremors (moc) 285
Kaya's Ghostform

Enchant creature or planeswalker you control When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment
Kaya's Ghostform (war) 94
Passionate Archaeologist

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever you cast a spell from exile, this creature deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to target opponent."

Enchantment
Passionate Archaeologist (clb) 656
Roiling Vortex

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them. Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast that spell, this enchantment deals 5 damage to that player. {R}: Your opponents can't gain life this turn.

Enchantment
Roiling Vortex (znr) 156
Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Enchantment
Sticky Fingers (snc) 124
Street Urchin

Commander creatures you own have "{1}, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Enchantment
Street Urchin (clb) 197
Theater of Horrors

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. During your turn, if an opponent lost life this turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with this enchantment. {3}{R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Enchantment
Theater of Horrors (scd) 250
Underworld Dreams

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantment
Underworld Dreams (thb) 121

Enchantment

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1 Drop SLAPS

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Battlefly Swarm

Flying {B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Battlefly Swarm (dmu) 81
Bomat Courier

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can't look at it.) {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this creature: Put all cards exiled with this creature into their owners' hands.

Creature Artifact
Bomat Courier (kld) 199
Changeling Outcast

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Creature
Changeling Outcast (clb) 743
Clawing Torment

Enchant artifact or creature As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets -1/-1 and can't block. Enchanted permanent has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

Enchantment
Clawing Torment (neo) 91
Disciple of the Vault

Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may have target opponent lose 1 life.

Creature
Disciple of the Vault (2xm) 86
Ebony Charm

Choose one — • Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. • Exile up to three target cards from a single graveyard. • Target creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Instant
Ebony Charm (mir) 120
Fanatical Firebrand

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Fanatical Firebrand (j22) 528
Goldhound

First strike Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Goldhound (j22) 549
Gut Shot

({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.) Gut Shot deals 1 damage to any target.

Instant
Gut Shot (plst) MM2-117
Kederekt Parasite

Whenever an opponent draws a card, if you control a red permanent, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to that player.

Creature
Kederekt Parasite (plst) CON-48
Sawblade Scamp

Haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. {T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Sawblade Scamp (one) 147
Scorched Rusalka

{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature
Scorched Rusalka (mm3) 110
Simian Sling

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever this creature or equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature Artifact
Simian Sling (neo) 163
Spark Jolt

Spark Jolt deals 1 damage to any target. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant
Spark Jolt (ths) 140
Spawning Breath

Spawning Breath deals 1 damage to any target. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Instant
Spawning Breath (roe) 164

1 Drop SLAPS

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Instant

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Spikefield Hazard

Instant
Spikefield Hazard // Spikefield Cave (znr) 166Spikefield Hazard // Spikefield Cave (znr) 166

Instant

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Answers / Interaction

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Annihilating Glare

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery
Annihilating Glare (one) 80
Bolt Bend

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant
Bolt Bend (war) 115
Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (moc) 273
Eaten Alive

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. Exile target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery
Eaten Alive (j22) 409
Goblin Firebomb

Flash {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Artifact
Goblin Firebomb (bro) 235
Mage Hunters' Onslaught

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller loses 1 life.

Sorcery
Mage Hunters' Onslaught (stx) 77
Spark Harvest

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Sorcery
Spark Harvest (cmr) 150
Universal Solvent

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Artifact
Universal Solvent (j22) 804
Urn of Godfire

{2}: Add one mana of any color. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Artifact
Urn of Godfire (mom) 266
Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Vandalblast (scd) 167

Answers / Interaction

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Land

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Black Dragon Gate

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than black. {T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.

Land
Black Dragon Gate (clb) 347
Blackcleave Cliffs

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Blackcleave Cliffs (one) 248
Bloodfell Caves

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Bloodfell Caves (mom) 267
Cliffgate

This land enters tapped. As this land enters, choose a color other than red. {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.

Land
Cliffgate (clb) 350
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (moc) 396
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (moc) 397
Graven Cairns

{T}: Add {C}. {B/R}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{R}, or {R}{R}.

Land
Graven Cairns (2xm) 320
Leechridden Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.) This land enters tapped. {B}, {T}: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more black permanents.

Land
Leechridden Swamp (j22) 137
Luxury Suite

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Luxury Suite (clb) 355
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (mom) 280
Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land
Rogue's Passage (moc) 421
Shizo, Death's Storehouse

{T}: Add {B}. {B}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Land
Shizo, Death's Storehouse (dmc) 233
Spinerock Knoll

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {R}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.

Land
Spinerock Knoll (clb) 916
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (mom) 279
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (moc) 439
Tramway Station

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Land
Tramway Station (snc) 258

Land

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Artifact

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (moc) 348
Barbed Wire

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this artifact deals 1 damage to that player. {2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt by this artifact this turn.

Artifact
Barbed Wire (mmq) 287
Beamtown Beatstick

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Beamtown Beatstick (mom) 131
Campfire

{1}, {T}: You gain 2 life. {2}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Put all commanders you own from the command zone and from your graveyard into your hand. Then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Artifact
Campfire (clb) 304
Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Chromatic Lantern (plst) RTR-226
Goldvein Pick

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Goldvein Pick (j22) 769
Helm of Chatzuk

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Artifact
Helm of Chatzuk (5ed) 376
Hot Soup

Equipped creature can't be blocked. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Hot Soup (plst) M15-219
Lantern of the Lost

When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard. {1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all cards from all graveyards, then draw a card.

Artifact
Lantern of the Lost (vow) 259
Leather Armor

Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has ward {1}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {1}.) Equip {0}. Activate only once each turn.

Artifact
Leather Armor (afr) 248
Oni-Cult Anvil

Whenever one or more artifacts you control leave the battlefield during your turn, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent. You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Oni-Cult Anvil (brc) 127
Prying Blade

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Prying Blade (xln) 244
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (moc) 381
The Reaver Cleaver

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens." Equip {3}

Artifact
The Reaver Cleaver (dmc) 8

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Planeswalker

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Chandra, Awakened Inferno

This spell can't be countered. +2: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you." −3: Chandra deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature. −X: Chandra deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Planeswalker
Chandra, Awakened Inferno (m20) 127
Chandra, Dressed to Kill

+1: Add {R}. Chandra deals 1 damage to up to one target player or planeswalker. +1: Exile the top card of your library. If it's red, you may cast it this turn. −7: Exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast red spells from among them this turn. You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red spell, this emblem deals X damage to any target, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell."

Planeswalker
Chandra, Dressed to Kill (vow) 149
Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted

Whenever an opponent draws a card, Ob Nixilis deals 1 damage to that player. −2: Destroy target creature. Its controller draws two cards.

Planeswalker
Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted (j22) 450

Planeswalker

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Creature

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Birgi, God of Storytelling

Creature
Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123
Firebrand Archer

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Firebrand Archer (plst) HOU-92
Gibbering Fiend

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature
Gibbering Fiend (soi) 161
Hissing Iguanar

Whenever another creature dies, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature
Hissing Iguanar (2x2) 113
Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able. Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Kardur, Doomscourge (scd) 5
Lizard Blades

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Creature Artifact
Lizard Blades (neo) 153
Pain Distributor

Menace Whenever a player casts their first spell each turn, they create a Treasure token. Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature
Pain Distributor (moc) 33
Prosper, Tome-Bound

Deathtouch Mystic Arcanum — At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Pact Boon — Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.

Creature
Prosper, Tome-Bound (afc) 2
Sardian Avenger

First strike, trample Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts your opponents control. Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Creature
Sardian Avenger (brc) 23
Soot Imp

Flying Whenever a player casts a nonblack spell, that player loses 1 life.

Creature
Soot Imp (dvd) 37
Spiteful Prankster

During your turn, this creature has first strike. Whenever another creature dies, this creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Creature
Spiteful Prankster (j22) 606
Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Witty Roastmaster (snc) 131

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"I am so excited to build and tinker this deck! Please make sure to check back in to see what adjustments may have been made. \n\nThis deck has only one goal in mind: Slap your opponents, then swing for lethal. Slaps, to stifle any confusion, are any instance relative to triggering Ob Nix. I.E. any effect that deals exactly 1 damage to one or more opponents in a single instance. While there is a distinction to be noted between slapping an individual for 1 damage, and slapping each opponent/player for 1 all at once, either of these scenarios triggers Ob Nix so we will refer to them both as Slaps. Do take note to prioritize multi opponent slaps over single target slaps, but no matter what, don't stop slapping.\n\nThe SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT STRATEGY TO REMEMBER when playing this deck is to RESERVE as many slaps for AFTER the beginning of your end step, up to BEFORE your turn starts. The reason behind not exiling everything all on your turn, is that you will be spending resources to use your slaps, and when you spend them all to slap during your turn, you lose out on the majority of the cards you exile. It's better to roll into your turn with GAS in the exile pile so that you can make informed decisions on what direction you want to go. Don't let that stop you digging for answers or lands, but do take care to generate your resources in a way that they are available to you through most of the turn cycles, as opposed to just during your own turn. Keep 'em guessing.\n\nThe most important group, and meat of the deck, is the One Drop Slaps. All cards in this category are because I feel able to create slap out of that card within 2 turns average. If I didn't like so many of the upper costing cards, I'd run more. \n\nThis deck is designed to be low to the ground. Get Ob Nixilis out, but prep prior to be able to slap to generate the resources needed to protect him. If you prep right, then even if they kill ob nixlis before it comes back around, you'll have generated enough resources to play out your next turn and not be at too much of a disadvantage. \n\nI will be making updates and edits as this goes along. Check back in, or leave comments and suggestions! I personally own every single card within this deck, and will not update otherwise. This way it won't get too ridiculously out of hand. I don't have mana crypt or dual land money, I just have an obsession with slaps and fun. \n\nOh, and to answer the burning question \"Why aren't you running All Will Be One?\" Well, it's beneficial to myself and the meta I run to not win off of two card combos, and to allow others at least some level of action and agency. Other than that, slot it in if your meta allowed! \n\nPlus, ya know, most people won't mind getting repeatedly slapped if they know they have somewhat of a chance. It balances a mean notion, with silly fun, while still netting stupid card advantage and decking yourself out if you can't get that last person killed. Win by attrition, or a big gigantic game finishing punch. \n"}]}
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