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Red Flags

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Outlaws' Merriment
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random. Create a red and white creature token with those characteristics.
• 3/1 Human Warrior with trample and haste.
• 2/1 Human Cleric with lifelink and haste.
• 1/2 Human Rogue with haste and "When this token enters, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Enchantment
Outlaws' Merriment (plst) ELD-198

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Ass to Mouth

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Agent of Masks
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Creature - Human Advisor
Agent of Masks (mm3) 149
Butcher's Cleaver
Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Butcher's Cleaver (ddq) 31
Highway Robber
When this creature enters, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Creature - Human Mercenary
Highway Robber (ddm) 61
Mardu Shadowspear
Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.
Dash
(You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
Creature - Human Warrior
Mardu Shadowspear (frf) 74

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Between the Cheeks

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Aspiring Aeronaut
Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Creature - Human Artificer
Aspiring Aeronaut (ori) 46
Azorius Skyguard
Flying, first strike
Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.
Creature - Human Knight
Azorius Skyguard (rna) 155
Duskmantle Operative
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 4 or greater.
Creature - Human Rogue
Duskmantle Operative (war) 88
Maulfist Squad
Menace
Fabricate 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.)
Creature - Human Artificer
Maulfist Squad (kld) 91
Wrecking Crew
Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Creature - Human Warrior
Wrecking Crew (snc) 132

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Get Stabbed

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Cleanup Crew
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile target card from a graveyard.
• You gain 4 life.
Creature - Human Citizen
Cleanup Crew (snc) 141
High Priest of Penance
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
Creature - Human Cleric
High Priest of Penance (clb) 848
Legions to Ashes
Exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all tokens that player controls with the same name as that permanent.
Sorcery
Legions to Ashes (bro) 215
Nekrataal
First strike
When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. That creature can't be regenerated.
Creature - Human Assassin
Nekrataal (ema) 99
Night Clubber
When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Blitz
(If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
Creature - Human Warrior
Night Clubber (snc) 89
Reliquary Monk
When this creature dies, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature - Human Cleric Monk
Reliquary Monk (uds) 14

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Plot

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Novice Occultist
When this creature dies, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Human Wizard
Novice Occultist (mid) 117
Promising Duskmage
When this creature dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.
Creature - Human Warlock
Promising Duskmage (stx) 85

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Pucker Up

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Graveblade Marauder
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Creature - Human Warrior
Graveblade Marauder (j22) 422

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Reduce Reuse Recycle

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Dutiful Attendant
When this creature dies, return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Warrior
Dutiful Attendant (jmp) 226
Hero of the Dunes
When this creature enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creatures you control with mana value 3 or less get +1/+0.
Creature - Human Soldier
Hero of the Dunes (bro) 213

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Save on Catering

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Disciplined Duelist
Double strike
This creature enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Creature - Human Citizen
Disciplined Duelist (snc) 182
Estwald Shieldbasher
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay
. If you do, it gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Creature - Human Soldier
Estwald Shieldbasher (vow) 11
General's Enforcer
Legendary Humans you control have indestructible.
: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Creature - Human Soldier
General's Enforcer (iko) 188
Oathsworn Knight
This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
This creature attacks each combat if able.
If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
Creature - Human Knight
Oathsworn Knight (eld) 98
Tomakul Honor Guard
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
Creature - Human Soldier
Tomakul Honor Guard (bro) 195

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Scientists

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Adeline, Resplendent Cathar
Vigilance
Adeline's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Adeline, Resplendent Cathar (mid) 1
Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
First strike
Whenever Alesha attacks, you may pay
. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Alesha, Who Smiles at Death (dmc) 118
Garna, Bloodfist of Keld
Whenever another creature you control dies, draw a card if it was attacking. Otherwise, Garna deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker
Garna, Bloodfist of Keld (dmu) 200
Maarika, Brutal Gladiator
Maarika, Brutal Gladiator must be blocked if able.
As long as it's your turn, Maarika has indestructible.
Whenever Maarika deals damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, that creature's controller sacrifices a noncreature, nonland permanent.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Maarika, Brutal Gladiator (slx) 15
Risona, Asari Commander
Haste
Whenever Risona deals combat damage to a player, if it doesn't have an indestructible counter on it, put an indestructible counter on it.
Whenever combat damage is dealt to you, remove an indestructible counter from Risona.
Legendary Creature - Human Samurai
Risona, Asari Commander (neo) 233

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Scooby-Doo

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Mardu Strike Leader
Whenever this creature attacks, create a 2/1 black Warrior creature token.
Dash
(You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)
Creature - Human Warrior
Mardu Strike Leader (clb) 761
Misfortune Teller
Deathtouch
Whenever this creature enters or deals combat damage to a player, exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token. If it was a land card, create a Treasure token. Otherwise, you gain 3 life.
Creature - Human Warlock
Misfortune Teller (ncc) 38
Orzhov Enforcer
Deathtouch
Afterlife 1 (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)
Creature - Human Rogue
Orzhov Enforcer (rna) 79

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Sets of Eyes

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Always Watching
Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Enchantment
Always Watching (plst) SOI-1
Citadel Castellan
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Renown 2 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes renowned.)
Creature - Human Knight
Citadel Castellan (plst) ORI-213
Imperious Oligarch
Vigilance
Afterlife 1 (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)
Creature - Human Cleric
Imperious Oligarch (rna) 184
Squad Captain
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control.
Creature - Human Soldier
Squad Captain (cmr) 51
Steadfast Sentry
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Creature - Human Soldier
Steadfast Sentry (m20) 40
Swiftblade Vindicator
Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Creature - Human Soldier
Swiftblade Vindicator (2xm) 221

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Alert Heedbonder
Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.
Creature - Human Scout
Alert Heedbonder (iko) 218
Bassara Tower Archer
Reach, hexproof
Creature - Human Archer
Bassara Tower Archer (jou) 117
Blade Historian
Attacking creatures you control have double strike.
Creature - Human Cleric
Blade Historian (stx) 165
Blade Juggler
Spectacle
(You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
Creature - Human Rogue
Blade Juggler (rna) 63
Bloodsky Berserker
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. It gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Creature - Human Berserker
Bloodsky Berserker (khm) 80
Chaplain of Alms
First strike
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
Disturb
(You may cast this card from your graveyard transformed for its disturb cost.)
Creature - Human Cleric
Chaplain of Alms // Chapel Shieldgeist (mid) 13Chaplain of Alms // Chapel Shieldgeist (mid) 13
Cloud Crusader
Flying
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Creature - Human Knight
Cloud Crusader (m11) 10
Crew Captain
Haste
This creature has indestructible as long as it entered this turn.
Creature - Human Warrior
Crew Captain (snc) 180
Daring Fiendbonder
Haste
This creature attacks each combat if able.
, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put an indestructible counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Warlock
Daring Fiendbonder (c20) 41
Deadeye Brawler
Deathtouch
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you have the city's blessing, draw a card.
Creature - Human Pirate
Deadeye Brawler (rix) 155
Deathcult Rogue
This creature can't be blocked except by Rogues.
Creature - Human Rogue
Deathcult Rogue (gtc) 218
Deathgreeter
Whenever another creature dies, you may gain 1 life.
Creature - Human Shaman
Deathgreeter (gvl) 33
Doomed Dissenter
When this creature dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Creature - Human
Doomed Dissenter (j22) 402
Dragon Bell Monk
Vigilance
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creature - Human Monk
Dragon Bell Monk (plst) IMA-17
Elite Guardmage
Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
Creature - Human Wizard
Elite Guardmage (war) 195
Grasping Scoundrel
This creature gets +1/+0 as long as it's attacking.
Creature - Human Pirate
Grasping Scoundrel (plst) RIX-74
Hamlet Vanguard
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.
Creature - Human Warrior
Hamlet Vanguard (vow) 201
Kazandu Blademaster
First strike, vigilance
Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Human Soldier Ally
Kazandu Blademaster (plst) ZEN-16
Knight Exemplar
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Other Knight creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)
Creature - Human Knight
Knight Exemplar (ddg) 14
Knight of Dusk's Shadow
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Your opponents can't gain life.
: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Knight
Knight of Dusk's Shadow (dmu) 96
Konda, Lord of Eiganjo
Vigilance, indestructible
Bushido 5 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.)
Legendary Creature - Human Samurai
Konda, Lord of Eiganjo (chk) 30
Marchesa's Emissary
Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Dethrone (Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Creature - Human Rogue
Marchesa's Emissary (cns) 21
Parhelion Patrol
Flying
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)
Creature - Human Knight
Parhelion Patrol (grn) 22
Somberwald Beastmaster
When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, a 3/3 green Beast creature token, and a 4/4 green Beast creature token.
Creature tokens you control have deathtouch. (Any amount of damage they deal to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Creature - Human Ranger
Somberwald Beastmaster (mic) 30
Spiteful Squad
Deathtouch
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
Creature - Human Warlock
Spiteful Squad (stx) 237
Xathrid Slyblade
Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
: Until end of turn, this creature loses hexproof and gains first strike and deathtouch. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike. Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Creature - Human Assassin
Xathrid Slyblade (m15) 124

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