AngryGranny
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Everything costs five mana. You will always hit your discover triggers no matter what, and it will always be exactly what you discover for. Don't like what you discovered into? Just put it in your hand for next turn.\n\nNearly all of the creatures (which cost five mana btw), will be enough to station the commander (who costs 3 generic and 2 green mana, totaling five) easily so you can swing and discover (5) on your next turn.\n\nWhen we get down to the brass tax of it, you will find that your first four turns (one less than five) will be spent doing very little to nothing at all. While many people would see this as a bad thing, the well-educated would find this to actually be a blessing. This gives you time to read a book, do some chores around the house, or admire all of the cards in your hand that you will be able to play soon enough. Personally, I like to spend my time looking at all of the other cards my opponents are playing and really admonish the fact that they have to spend so much time considering mana values and costs, while I (the intellectual) don't have to fret about such things. I can just be.\n\nFor any further questions or inquiries please feel free to ask\n"}]}
Commander
U.S.S. Discovery, at Black Alert
Whenever U.S.S. Discovery enters or attacks, discover 5. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Station
6+ | Flying
Station
6+ | Flying
Legendary Artifact - Spacecraft

Commander
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Buffing
Germination Practicum
Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
Paradigm (Then exile this spell. After you first resolve a spell with this name, you may cast a copy of it from exile without paying its mana cost at the beginning of each of your first main phases.)
Paradigm (Then exile this spell. After you first resolve a spell with this name, you may cast a copy of it from exile without paying its mana cost at the beginning of each of your first main phases.)
Sorcery - Lesson

God-Eternal Rhonas
Deathtouch
When God-Eternal Rhonas enters, double the power of each other creature you control until end of turn. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
When God-Eternal Rhonas dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
When God-Eternal Rhonas enters, double the power of each other creature you control until end of turn. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
When God-Eternal Rhonas dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
Legendary Creature - Zombie God

Buffing
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Card Draw
Battle Mammoth
Trample
Whenever a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
Foretell (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Whenever a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
Foretell (During your turn, you may pay and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Creature - Elephant

Beorn the Fierce
Trample
Other Bears you control get +2/+2.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
Other Bears you control get +2/+2.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
Legendary Creature - Warrior Bear Shapeshifter

Garruk, Curse Breaker
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
+2: Untap up to two target lands.
−3: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample.
−4: Until your next turn, whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, those creatures get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
+2: Untap up to two target lands.
−3: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample.
−4: Until your next turn, whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents, those creatures get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Garruk

Card Draw
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Cheating Cards
Aid from the Cowl
Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
Enchantment

Cosmic Cube
Ward
Whenever you attack, look at the top six cards of your library. You may cast a spell from among them with mana value less than or equal to the greatest power among attacking creatures you control without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever you attack, look at the top six cards of your library. You may cast a spell from among them with mana value less than or equal to the greatest power among attacking creatures you control without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Artifact

Michelangelo's Technique
Sneak (You may cast this spell for if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sorcery

Ojer Kaslem, Deepest Growth
Trample
Whenever Ojer Kaslem deals combat damage to a player, reveal that many cards from the top of your library. You may put a creature card and/or a land card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.
When Ojer Kaslem dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner's control.
Whenever Ojer Kaslem deals combat damage to a player, reveal that many cards from the top of your library. You may put a creature card and/or a land card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.
When Ojer Kaslem dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner's control.
Legendary Creature - God


Part in Friendship
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. If its mana value is less than or equal to the number of lands you control, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Enchantment

World War Hulk
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — The next red or green creature spell you cast this turn can be cast without paying its mana cost.
II — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
III — Choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, double its power and toughness and it gains trample.
I — The next red or green creature spell you cast this turn can be cast without paying its mana cost.
II — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
III — Choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, double its power and toughness and it gains trample.
Enchantment - Saga

Cheating Cards
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Evasion
Evasion
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Interacation
Silverback Elder
Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
• You gain 4 life.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
• You gain 4 life.
Creature - Ape Shaman

You Look Upon the Tarrasque
Choose one —
• Run and Hide — Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn.
• Gather Your Courage — Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains indestructible until end of turn. All creatures your opponents control able to block that creature this turn do so.
• Run and Hide — Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn.
• Gather Your Courage — Target creature gets +5/+5 and gains indestructible until end of turn. All creatures your opponents control able to block that creature this turn do so.
Instant

Interacation
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Land
Ba Sing Se
This land enters tapped unless you control a basic land.
: Add .
, : Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
: Add .
, : Earthbend 2. Activate only as a sorcery. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
Land

Boseiju, Who Endures
: Add .
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land

Land
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Mana Doubler
Nissa, Who Shakes the World
Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional .
+1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land.
−8: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
+1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land.
−8: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Legendary Planeswalker - Nissa

Mana Doubler
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Protection
Protection
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Ramp
Defiler of Vigor
Trample
As an additional cost to cast green permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of green mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a green permanent spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
As an additional cost to cast green permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of green mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a green permanent spell, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Creature - Wurm Phyrexian

Emissary Green
Whenever Emissary Green attacks, starting with you, each player votes for profit or security. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to twice the number of profit votes. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control equal to the number of security votes.
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor

Overlord of the Hauntwoods
Impending 4— (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.)
Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.
Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.
Creature Enchantment - Avatar Horror

Spider-Man, Brooklyn Visionary
Web-slinging (You may cast this spell for if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand.)
When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Human Spider Hero

Ramp
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Recursion
Recursion
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The Funny Ones
Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 20+.)
10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
20+ | Flying
10+ | Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
20+ | Flying
Legendary Artifact - Spacecraft

The Eternity Elevator
: Add .
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery.)
20+ | : Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of charge counters on The Eternity Elevator.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery.)
20+ | : Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of charge counters on The Eternity Elevator.
Legendary Artifact - Spacecraft

The Funny Ones
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Token makers
Token makers
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Untap
Untap
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{"ops":[{"insert":"Everything costs five mana. You will always hit your discover triggers no matter what, and it will always be exactly what you discover for. Don't like what you discovered into? Just put it in your hand for next turn.\n\nNearly all of the creatures (which cost five mana btw), will be enough to station the commander (who costs 3 generic and 2 green mana, totaling five) easily so you can swing and discover (5) on your next turn.\n\nWhen we get down to the brass tax of it, you will find that your first four turns (one less than five) will be spent doing very little to nothing at all. While many people would see this as a bad thing, the well-educated would find this to actually be a blessing. This gives you time to read a book, do some chores around the house, or admire all of the cards in your hand that you will be able to play soon enough. Personally, I like to spend my time looking at all of the other cards my opponents are playing and really admonish the fact that they have to spend so much time considering mana values and costs, while I (the intellectual) don't have to fret about such things. I can just be.\n\nFor any further questions or inquiries please feel free to ask\n"}]}











































