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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Legendary Creature - Imp

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 2 Price: $4.98

Goldnight Castigator

Flying, haste
If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead.
If a source would deal damage to this creature, it deals double that damage to this creature instead.

Creature - Angel

$0.99 $0.54 $0.30

Sleeper Agent

When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you.

Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$3.99 $4.04 $1.40

Burn

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Discard

Qty: 3 Price: $22.27

Oppression

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player discards a card.

Enchantment

$9.49 $6.22 $4.23

Painful Quandary

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

Enchantment

$2.79 $1.54 $0.96

Waste Not

Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add

.
Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card.

Enchantment

$9.99 $8.60 $5.25

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 3 Price: $2.23

Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Ebon Drake

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Drake

$1.29 $1.18 $0.45

Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 16 Price: $29.67

Aggressive Mining

You can't play lands.
Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchantment

$1.29 $0.96 $0.23

Black Market Connections

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)

Enchantment

$---- $---- $----

Colfenor's Plans

When this enchantment enters, exile the top seven cards of your library face down.
You may look at the cards exiled with this enchantment, and you may play lands and cast spells from among those cards.
Skip your draw step.
You can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.37 $0.26

Demonic Lore

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Demonic Pact

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• This enchantment deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Draw two cards.
• You lose the game.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.35 $0.15

Etali, Primal Storm

Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur

$0.79 $0.71 $0.45

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.52 $0.15

Geth's Grimoire

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.

Artifact - Book

$7.99 $9.74 $6.76

Greed's Gambit

When this enchantment enters, you draw three cards, gain 6 life, and create three 2/1 black Bat creature tokens with flying.
At the beginning of your end step, you discard a card, lose 2 life, and sacrifice a creature.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you discard three cards, lose 6 life, and sacrifice three creatures.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.38 $0.15

Humble Defector

: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Immortal Coil

, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.
If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

Artifact

$1.79 $0.55 $0.43

Nefarious Lich

If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Enchantment

$4.99 $11.63 $0.94

Oath of Lim-Dûl

Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, sacrifice a permanent other than this enchantment unless you discard a card. (Damage dealt to you causes you to lose life.)

: Draw a card.

Enchantment

$1.29 $0.50 $0.35

Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Enchantment

$4.49 $3.07 $2.86

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.25 $0.23

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Legendary Creature - Minion Phyrexian

$2.49 $1.83 $1.09

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 2 Price: $17.48

Brotherhood Regalia

Equipped creature has ward

, is an Assassin in addition to its other types, and can't be blocked.
Equip legendary creature

Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$16.99 $9.86 $8.99

Key to the City

, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, you may pay

. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.39 $0.20

Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $4.99

Captive Audience

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchantment

$4.99 $3.62 $2.65

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 36 Price: $158.44

Blood Crypt

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.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$7.99 $---- $10.38

Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$2.99 $1.39 $1.52

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.25 $0.19

Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

: Add

Land

$0.99 $---- $----

Foreboding Ruins

As this land enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.99 $---- $----

Luxury Suite

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$13.99 $8.33 $8.10

Mountain

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Basic Land - Mountain

$---- $---- $----

Rakdos Carnarium

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.39 $0.20

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$5.99 $2.99 $6.23

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.69 $3.45 $0.71

Secret Tunnel

This land can't be blocked.

: Add

: Two target creatures you control that share a creature type can't be blocked this turn.

Land - Cave

$3.99 $2.51 $1.53

Shizo, Death's Storehouse

: Add

: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Legendary Land

$32.99 $32.74 $29.64

Smoldering Marsh

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.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Swamp Mountain

$0.59 $0.33 $0.20

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$---- $---- $----

Tainted Peak

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$1.99 $1.58 $1.20

Temple of Malice

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.99 $---- $----

The Black Gate

As The Black Gate enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

: Add

: Choose a player with the most life or tied for most life. Target creature can't be blocked by creatures that player controls this turn.

Legendary Land - Gate

$12.99 $9.99 $9.86

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$69.99 $51.75 $53.24

Land

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Protection

Qty: 8 Price: $31.42

Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$3.99 $2.49 $1.88

Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.49 $0.36 $0.15

Bolt Bend

This spell costs

less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

Instant

$5.49 $3.46 $3.03

Chef's Kiss

Gain control of target spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy it, then reselect the targets at random for the spell and the copy. The new targets can't be you or a permanent you control.

Instant

$1.99 $0.45 $0.37

Darksteel Plate

Indestructible
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$6.99 $6.04 $3.87

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $4.67 $4.42

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $---- $3.62

Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$2.99 $1.60 $1.59

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 9 Price: $22.11

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.79 $---- $0.81

Dark Ritual

Add

Instant

$5.99 $4.96 $4.56

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$1.79 $1.05 $0.75

Mind Stone

: Add

, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact

$0.59 $0.35 $0.25

Pendant of Prosperity

This artifact enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.

: Draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. This artifact's owner draws a card, then that player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Artifact

$1.49 $2.22 $0.52

Rakdos Signet

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $0.40 $0.19

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.99 $2.09 $1.53

Talisman of Indulgence

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$2.49 $---- $2.58

Treasure Nabber

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$2.99 $2.79 $1.87

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $1.49

Forbidden Crypt

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

Enchantment

$1.49 $1.89 $0.73

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 11 Price: $72.85

Bedevil

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Instant

$0.79 $0.63 $0.23

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$1.99 $1.66 $0.80

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.79 $0.35 $0.25

Damnation

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Sorcery

$23.99 $19.66 $19.95

Deadly Rollick

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target creature.

Instant

$34.99 $27.01 $26.25

Demonic Taskmaster

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.22 $0.15

Rakdos Charm

Choose one —
• Exile target player's graveyard.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Instant

$0.99 $0.57 $0.51

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.79 $1.70 $0.26

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$0.99 $0.37 $0.26

Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery

$5.49 $4.10 $2.73

Removal

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Stax

Qty: 2 Price: $14.98

Grid Monitor

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Construct

$9.99 $7.40 $4.90

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$4.99 $2.18 $1.58

Stax

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Theft

Qty: 2 Price: $8.98

Bazaar Trader

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Creature - Goblin

$8.49 $5.88 $5.99

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Theft

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Tokens

Qty: 2 Price: $1.38

Akroan Horse

Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creature Artifact - Horse

$0.99 $0.60 $0.39

Priest of the Blood Rite

When this creature enters, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.39 $0.31 $0.15

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $94.99

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$94.99 $64.74 $62.52

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $488.75

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.20Total Mana Value: 205.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.20Total Mana Value: 205.00

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