117 views9 days ago
Commander
Size: 100Salt sum: 32.61
 avatar

RikeRandom

117 views9 days ago
Commander
Size: 100Salt sum: 32.61

Choose your preferred layout. You can mix and match options using the View as & Group by drop-downs above.

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"The Mary Janes — One Night Only. No Refunds."},{"insert":"\nWelcome to the loudest basement gig in the Multiverse. Gwen Stacy's on drums, MJ's got the microphone, Spider-Punk brought his guitar, and somebody forgot to tell the neighbors. The amplifiers are illegal in seventeen dimensions. We're about to find out whether sound can kill.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"🔊 The Setlist — From Soundcheck to Sonic Boom"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Gwen Stacy // Ghost-Spider"},{"insert":" leads this Jeskai exile-spellslinger band. Play cards from exile and turn every power chord into noncombat damage.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"1. Soundcheck — Testing, Testing... ONE, TWO, THREE!"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Sol Ring"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arcane Signet"},{"insert":", and the Talismans power the equipment. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Reckless Impulse"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Wrenn's Resolve"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Light Up the Stage"},{"insert":" provide the setlist; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Storm-Kiln Artist"},{"insert":" supplies Treasure. Gwen transforms once the rig has enough power.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"2. Opening Act — Turn It Up!"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Party Thrasher"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Laelia"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Wild-Magic Sorcerer"},{"insert":" keep exile spells flowing. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Inspiring Refrain"},{"insert":" draws two; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Rousing Refrain"},{"insert":" funds the next chorus. Both suspend themselves after resolving, returning after three more upkeeps. Transformed Gwen grows stronger, while "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Passionate Archaeologist"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Keeper of Secrets"},{"insert":" turn those returning casts into pain.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"3. Feedback & Distortion — The Neighbors Are Complaining"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Guttersnipe"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Fiery Inscription"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Coruscation Mage"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Firebrand Archer"},{"insert":" turn spells into sonic assaults. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Veyran"},{"insert":" doubles qualifying triggers; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Ojer Axonil"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Solphim"},{"insert":" ignore all reasonable safety regulations.\nMeanwhile, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Spider-Punk"},{"insert":" makes counterspells useless for "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"everyone"},{"insert":". Punk rock was never about following rules.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"4. The Encore — BLOW THE SPEAKERS!"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arcane Bombardment"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Mizzix's Mastery"},{"insert":" replay the setlist from exile. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Nalfeshnee"},{"insert":" adds copies, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Virtue of Courage"},{"insert":" sustains the show, and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Crackle with Power"},{"insert":" delivers the venue-destroying power chord.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"⚡ Power Level & Fair Warning"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Bracket 3 · 7/10 · No Game Changers · No infinite combos."},{"insert":"\nExpect explosive spell chains and table-wide damage. Gwen needs time to transform; board wipes can cancel the show.\nThe Mary Janes are here for flavor, not maximum efficiency. Some musicians are better at posing for album covers than winning games.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Thank you, good night, and remember: if your ears aren't ringing, we weren't playing loud enough."},{"insert":" 🤘\n"}]}
Gwen Stacy
When Gwen Stacy enters, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as you control this creature.
: Transform Gwen Stacy. Activate only as a sorcery.
Legendary Creature - Human Hero Performer
Gwen Stacy // Ghost-Spider (spm) 209Gwen Stacy // Ghost-Spider (spm) 209

Commander

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Coruscation Mage
Offspring
(You may pay an additional
as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Creature - Wizard Otter
Coruscation Mage (blb) 131
Crackle with Power
Crackle with Power deals five times X damage to each of up to X targets.
Sorcery
Crackle with Power (soa) 42
Fiery Inscription
When this enchantment enters, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Enchantment
Fiery Inscription (ltr) 126
Firebrand Archer
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Creature - Human Archer
Firebrand Archer (fdn) 196
Ghost-Spider, Gwen Stacy
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Ghost-Spider attacks, she deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
Legendary Creature - Human Spider Hero
Ghost-Spider, Gwen Stacy (spe) 14
Guttersnipe
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Guttersnipe (slz) 60
Keeper of Secrets
First strike, haste
Symphony of Pain — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this creature deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to target opponent.
Creature - Demon
Keeper of Secrets (40k) 78
Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might
Trample
If a red source you control would deal an amount of noncombat damage less than Ojer Axonil's power to an opponent, that source deals damage equal to Ojer Axonil's power instead.
When Ojer Axonil dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner's control.
Legendary Creature - God
Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might // Temple of Power (lci) 158Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might // Temple of Power (lci) 158
Passionate Archaeologist
Commander creatures you own have "Whenever you cast a spell from exile, this creature deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to target opponent."
Legendary Enchantment - Background
Passionate Archaeologist (clb) 656
Solphim, Mayhem Dominus
If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.
, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim. (
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
Legendary Creature - Horror Phyrexian
Solphim, Mayhem Dominus (one) 150

Burn

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Arcane Bombardment
Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, exile an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard. Then copy each card exiled with this enchantment. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.
Enchantment
Arcane Bombardment (psnc) 101p
Nalfeshnee
Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. If it's a permanent spell, the copy gains haste and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this permanent." (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
Creature - Beast Demon
Nalfeshnee (clb) 678
Veyran, Voice of Duality
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Veyran gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
If you casting or copying an instant or sorcery spell causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Legendary Creature - Wizard Efreet
Veyran, Voice of Duality (soc) 337

Copy

(Ctrl to add secondary)
MJ, Rising Star
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on MJ.
Legendary Creature - Human Performer
MJ, Rising Star (msc) 773

Counters

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Archmage Emeritus
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
Creature - Human Wizard
Archmage Emeritus (stx) 37
Artist's Talent
(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
: Level 2
Noncreature spells you cast cost
less to cast.
: Level 3
If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
Enchantment - Class
Artist's Talent (blb) 124
Consider
Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
Draw a card.
Instant
Consider (spg) 164
Expressive Iteration
Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
Sorcery
Expressive Iteration (msc) 183
Inspiring Refrain
Draw two cards. Exile Inspiring Refrain with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3—
(Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay
and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Sorcery
Inspiring Refrain (c21) 354
Into the Time Vortex
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Sorcery
Into the Time Vortex (msc) 363
Laelia, the Blade Reforged
Haste
Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
Legendary Creature - Warrior Spirit
Laelia, the Blade Reforged (mh3) 368
Light Up the Stage
Spectacle
(You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
Sorcery
Light Up the Stage (sld) 2528
Party Thrasher
Noncreature spells you cast from exile have convoke. (Each creature you tap while casting a noncreature spell from exile pays for
or one mana of that creature's color.)
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. If you do, exile the top two cards of your library, then choose one of them. You may play that card this turn.
Creature - Wizard Lizard
Party Thrasher (mh3) 334
Ponder
Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.
Draw a card.
Sorcery
Ponder (mar) 13
Preordain
Scry 2, then draw a card. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Sorcery
Preordain (cmr) 640
Reckless Impulse
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
Sorcery
Reckless Impulse (trk) 168
Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit
Reach
Whenever Spider-Gwen becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Spider Hero
Spider-Gwen, Free Spirit (msc) 874
Virtue of Courage
Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you may exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
Enchantment
Virtue of Courage // Embereth Blaze (woe) 157
Wild-Magic Sorcerer
The first spell you cast from exile each turn has cascade. (When you cast your first spell from exile, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Creature - Shaman Orc Sorcerer
Wild-Magic Sorcerer (afc) 36
Wrenn's Resolve
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
Sorcery
Wrenn's Resolve (mom) 173

Draw

(Ctrl to add secondary)
The Mary Janes
This spell costs
less to cast for each creature that attacked this turn.
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Legendary Creature - Human Bard Performer
The Mary Janes (spe) 15

Evasion

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Adarkar Wastes
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Adarkar Wastes (eoc) 147
Battlefield Forge
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Battlefield Forge (frc) 65
Clifftop Retreat
This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains.
: Add
or
.
Land
Clifftop Retreat (msc) 466
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (sld) 1994
Deserted Beach
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Deserted Beach (who) 488
Exotic Orchard
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Land
Exotic Orchard (msc) 470
Fabled Passage
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
Land
Fabled Passage (msc) 471
Glacial Fortress
This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island.
: Add
or
.
Land
Glacial Fortress (msc) 477
Hallowed Fountain
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Island
Hallowed Fountain (rna) 251
Hengegate Pathway
: Add
.
Land
Hengegate Pathway // Mistgate Pathway (khm) 293Hengegate Pathway // Mistgate Pathway (khm) 293
Inspiring Vantage
This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Inspiring Vantage (kld) 246
Irrigated Farmland
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Plains Island
Irrigated Farmland (msc) 481
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (sld) 2077
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (sld) 2079
Mystic Monastery
This land enters tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Mystic Monastery (msc) 253
Path of Ancestry
This land enters tapped.
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Land
Path of Ancestry (msc) 254
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (sld) 2076
Prairie Stream
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Land - Plains Island
Prairie Stream (msc) 485
Reflecting Pool
: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
Land
Reflecting Pool (frc) 23
Riverglide Pathway
: Add
.
Land
Riverglide Pathway // Lavaglide Pathway (znr) 289Riverglide Pathway // Lavaglide Pathway (znr) 289
Sacred Foundry
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Mountain
Sacred Foundry (peoe) 256p
Seachrome Coast
This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Seachrome Coast (one) 258
Shivan Reef
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Shivan Reef (dmu) 255
Spirebluff Canal
This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Spirebluff Canal (kld) 249
Steam Vents
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Mountain
Steam Vents (ecl) 267
Stormcarved Coast
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Stormcarved Coast (who) 518
Sulfur Falls
This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain.
: Add
or
.
Land
Sulfur Falls (msc) 496
Sundown Pass
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Sundown Pass (who) 520

Land

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Boros Charm
Choose one —
• Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.
• Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
• Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Instant
Boros Charm (cmr) 442
Slip Out the Back
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don't exist until its controller's next turn.)
Instant
Slip Out the Back (snc) 62
Spider-Punk
Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
Other Spiders you control have riot.
Spells and abilities can't be countered.
Damage can't be prevented.
Legendary Creature - Human Spider Hero
Spider-Punk (spm) 92

Protection

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (ecc) 55
Birgi, God of Storytelling
Whenever you cast a spell, add
. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Creatures you control can boast twice during each of your turns rather than once.
Legendary Creature - God
Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty (khm) 123
Case of the Ransacked Lab
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost
less to cast.
To solve — You've cast four or more instant and sorcery spells this turn. (If unsolved, solve at the beginning of your end step.)
Solved — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
Enchantment - Case
Case of the Ransacked Lab (mkm) 45
Fellwar Stone
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Artifact
Fellwar Stone (msc) 285
Goblin Electromancer
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Wizard Goblin
Goblin Electromancer (tdc) 99
Rousing Refrain
Add
for each card in target opponent's hand. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. Exile Rousing Refrain with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3—
(Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay
and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Sorcery
Rousing Refrain (c21) 383
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (sld) 1993
Storm-Kiln Artist
This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Shaman Dwarf
Storm-Kiln Artist (cmm) 644
Stormcatch Mentor
Haste
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Wizard Otter
Stormcatch Mentor (blb) 234
Talisman of Conviction
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Conviction (msc) 217
Talisman of Creativity
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Creativity (msc) 218
Talisman of Progress
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Progress (msc) 221
Urabrask
First strike
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Urabrask deals 1 damage to target opponent. Add
.
: Exile Urabrask, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn.
Legendary Creature - Praetor Phyrexian
Urabrask // The Great Work (mom) 169Urabrask // The Great Work (mom) 169

Ramp

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Mizzix's Mastery
Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery.
Overload
(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")
Sorcery
Mizzix's Mastery (sta) 43

Recursion

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Abrade
Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
Instant
Abrade (vow) 139
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Instant
An Offer You Can't Refuse (sld) 2618
Chandra's Ignition
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.
Sorcery
Chandra's Ignition (spg) 89
Chaos Warp
The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
Instant
Chaos Warp (mar) 69
Counterspell
Counter target spell.
Instant
Counterspell (mar) 9
Delayed Blast Fireball
Delayed Blast Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If this spell was cast from exile, it deals 5 damage to each opponent and each creature they control instead.
Foretell
(During your turn, you may pay
and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)
Instant
Delayed Blast Fireball (clb) 676
Fiery Confluence
Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature.
• Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent.
• Destroy target artifact.
Sorcery
Fiery Confluence (slc) 76
Generous Gift
Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Instant
Generous Gift (msc) 133
Narset's Reversal
Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Instant
Narset's Reversal (mar) 58
Path to Exile
Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Instant
Path to Exile (mar) 4
Swan Song
Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
Instant
Swan Song (sld) 1591
Swords to Plowshares
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Instant
Swords to Plowshares (pmei) 2026-4
Wear
Destroy target artifact.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)
Instant
Wear // Tear (dgm) 135

Removal

(Ctrl to add secondary)
Third Path Iconoclast
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
Creature - Human Monk
Third Path Iconoclast (bro) 223

Tokens

(Ctrl to add secondary)

Deck Info

Deck stats

7 pips - 7 cards
27 mana - 27 cards
21 pips - 17 cards
30 mana - 30 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 8 cards
56 pips - 42 cards
30 mana - 30 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 8 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
8 mana - 7 cards
CategoriesQtyOdds
Click charts to focus on cards
Deck extras (0)

Description

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"The Mary Janes — One Night Only. No Refunds."},{"insert":"\nWelcome to the loudest basement gig in the Multiverse. Gwen Stacy's on drums, MJ's got the microphone, Spider-Punk brought his guitar, and somebody forgot to tell the neighbors. The amplifiers are illegal in seventeen dimensions. We're about to find out whether sound can kill.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"🔊 The Setlist — From Soundcheck to Sonic Boom"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Gwen Stacy // Ghost-Spider"},{"insert":" leads this Jeskai exile-spellslinger band. Play cards from exile and turn every power chord into noncombat damage.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"1. Soundcheck — Testing, Testing... ONE, TWO, THREE!"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Sol Ring"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arcane Signet"},{"insert":", and the Talismans power the equipment. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Reckless Impulse"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Wrenn's Resolve"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Light Up the Stage"},{"insert":" provide the setlist; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Storm-Kiln Artist"},{"insert":" supplies Treasure. Gwen transforms once the rig has enough power.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"2. Opening Act — Turn It Up!"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Party Thrasher"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Laelia"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Wild-Magic Sorcerer"},{"insert":" keep exile spells flowing. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Inspiring Refrain"},{"insert":" draws two; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Rousing Refrain"},{"insert":" funds the next chorus. Both suspend themselves after resolving, returning after three more upkeeps. Transformed Gwen grows stronger, while "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Passionate Archaeologist"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Keeper of Secrets"},{"insert":" turn those returning casts into pain.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"3. Feedback & Distortion — The Neighbors Are Complaining"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Guttersnipe"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Fiery Inscription"},{"insert":", "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Coruscation Mage"},{"insert":", and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Firebrand Archer"},{"insert":" turn spells into sonic assaults. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Veyran"},{"insert":" doubles qualifying triggers; "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Ojer Axonil"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Solphim"},{"insert":" ignore all reasonable safety regulations.\nMeanwhile, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Spider-Punk"},{"insert":" makes counterspells useless for "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"everyone"},{"insert":". Punk rock was never about following rules.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"4. The Encore — BLOW THE SPEAKERS!"},{"attributes":{"header":3},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Arcane Bombardment"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Mizzix's Mastery"},{"insert":" replay the setlist from exile. "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Nalfeshnee"},{"insert":" adds copies, "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Virtue of Courage"},{"insert":" sustains the show, and "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Crackle with Power"},{"insert":" delivers the venue-destroying power chord.\n"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"⚡ Power Level & Fair Warning"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Bracket 3 · 7/10 · No Game Changers · No infinite combos."},{"insert":"\nExpect explosive spell chains and table-wide damage. Gwen needs time to transform; board wipes can cancel the show.\nThe Mary Janes are here for flavor, not maximum efficiency. Some musicians are better at posing for album covers than winning games.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Thank you, good night, and remember: if your ears aren't ringing, we weren't playing loud enough."},{"insert":" 🤘\n"}]}
Support us on Patreon to remove ads
AutoNew CategoryMaybeboardSideboardPinned Cards