Everybody Kill Squee • (Mono-Red Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $24.99

Squee, the Immortal

You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.

Legendary Creature - Goblin

$24.99 $24.55 $24.79

Commander

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Anthem

Qty: 3 Price: $17.97

Goblin Chieftain

Haste (This creature can attack and

as soon as it comes under your control.)
Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.

Creature - Goblin

$5.99 $7.07 $6.46

Goblin King

Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.

Creature - Goblin

$10.99 $7.99 $7.59

Quest for the Goblin Lord

Whenever a Goblin you control enters, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
As long as this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, creatures you control get +2/+0.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.94 $0.93

Anthem

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Burn

Qty: 8 Price: $84.35

Boggart Shenanigans

Whenever another Goblin you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may have this enchantment deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Enchantment Kindred - Goblin

$---- $---- $20.82

Burning Vengeance

Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

General Kreat, the Boltbringer

Whenever one or more Goblins you control attack, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
Whenever another creature you control enters, General Kreat deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Legendary Creature - Goblin Soldier

$10.99 $7.11 $7.15

Goblin Arsonist

When this creature dies, you may have it deal 1 damage to any target.

Creature - Goblin Shaman

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Goblin Bomb

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on this enchantment. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from this enchantment.
Remove five fuse counters from this enchantment and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Enchantment

$22.99 $16.30 $8.84

Impact Tremors

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Enchantment

$10.99 $---- $8.16

Molten Gatekeeper

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Unearth

(

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.69 $0.22 $0.15

Purphoros, God of the Forge

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature.
Whenever another creature you control enters, Purphoros deals 2 damage to each opponent.

: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature Enchantment - God

$37.99 $31.19 $29.43

Burn

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Counters

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Goblin Assault Team

Haste
When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Goblin Boarders

Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

Creature - Goblin Pirate

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Counters

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Creature

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Goblin Brigand

This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$---- $0.42 $0.41

Creature

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Draw

Qty: 4 Price: $57.82

Advanced Reconstruction

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
At the beginning of your first main phase, mill a card, then exile a card from your graveyard at random. You may play the exiled card this turn.

: Level 2
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent.

: Level 3
Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost

less to cast.

Enchantment - Class

$0.49 $0.37 $0.15

Ardent Dustspeaker

Whenever this creature attacks, you may put an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. If you do, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Creature - Minotaur Shaman

$0.35 $0.06 $0.15

Conspicuous Snoop

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library.
As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, this creature has all activated abilities of that card.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$13.99 $11.92 $10.52

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$42.99 $44.84 $44.78

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Abandon the Post

Up to two target creatures can't block this turn.
Flashback

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Goblin Battle Jester

Whenever you cast a red spell, target creature can't block this turn.

Creature - Goblin

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Evasion

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Finisher

Qty: 2 Price: $1.64

Abomination, World Ravager

Menace, trample
Mayhem

(You may cast this card from your graveyard for

if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Legendary Creature - Berserker Villain Gamma

$1.29 $1.38 $0.25

Goblin Cannon

: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target. Sacrifice this artifact.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Finisher

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Infect

Qty: 1 Price: $64.99

Blightsteel Colossus

Trample, infect, indestructible
If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Creature Artifact - Golem Phyrexian

$64.99 $54.49 $61.47

Infect

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Land

Qty: 34 (35 w/ MDFC)Price: $341.03

Arena of Glory

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.

: Add

, Exert this land: Add

. If any of that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn. (An exerted permanent won't untap during your next untap step.)

Land

$15.99 $11.10 $9.41

Castle Embereth

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.

: Add

: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land

$2.99 $3.92 $2.54

Forgotten Cave

This land enters tapped.

: Add

.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

$0.49 $0.30 $0.15

Goblin Burrows

: Add

: Target Goblin creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Land

$0.35 $0.37 $0.21

Mountain

(

: Add

Basic Land - Mountain

$8.49 $8.11 $6.46

Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

: Add

: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

Legendary Land

$79.99 $72.62 $51.94

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land

$1.49 $1.59 $1.66

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$---- $23.08 $21.57

Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

This land enters tapped.
Whenever a Mountain you control enters, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have this land deal 3 damage to any target.

: Add

Land

$19.99 $13.42 $14.67

War Room

: Add

, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.

Land

$7.49 $5.14 $5.48

Land

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Protection

Qty: 3 Price: $144.97

Deflecting Swat

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.

Instant

$99.99 $88.12 $87.52

Goblin Chirurgeon

Sacrifice a Goblin: Regenerate target creature.

Creature - Goblin Shaman

$1.99 $1.07 $0.57

Hexing Squelcher

This spell can't be countered.
Ward—Pay 2 life.
Spells you control can't be countered.
Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life."

Creature - Goblin Sorcerer

$42.99 $29.74 $26.83

Protection

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Pump

Qty: 5 Price: $8.97

Alex Wilder, Runaway

Whenever Alex Wilder or another creature you control enters, if you cast it from anywhere other than your hand, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
Escape—

, Exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Legendary Creature - Human Villain Hero

$0.79 $0.40 $0.21

Goblin Banneret

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)

: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature - Goblin Soldier

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Goblin Blast-Runner

This creature gets +2/+0 and has menace as long as you sacrificed a permanent this turn.

Creature - Goblin

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Goblin Bushwhacker

Kicker

(You may pay an additional

as you cast this spell.)
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$6.99 $2.94 $2.79

Goblin Caves

Enchant land
As long as enchanted land is a basic Mountain, Goblin creatures get +0/+2.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.49 $0.82 $0.35

Pump

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Ramp

Qty: 10 Price: $176.70

Battle Hymn

Add

for each creature you control.

Instant

$3.49 $3.75 $3.33

Brightstone Ritual

Add

for each Goblin on the battlefield.

Instant

$15.99 $12.40 $9.64

Goblin Warchief

Goblin spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Goblins you control have haste.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$3.49 $4.43 $2.15

Hazoret's Monument

Red creature spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Legendary Artifact

$2.79 $1.27 $0.80

Jeska's Will

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead.
• Add

for each card in target opponent's hand.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Sorcery

$54.99 $45.44 $42.66

Ruby Medallion

Red spells you cast cost

less to cast.

Artifact

$23.99 $20.55 $19.88

Runaway Steam-Kin

Whenever you cast a red spell, if this creature has fewer than three +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Remove three +1/+1 counters from this creature: Add

Creature - Elemental

$13.99 $9.99 $6.46

Seething Song

Add

Instant

$20.99 $18.98 $15.99

Skirk Prospector

Sacrifice a Goblin: Add

Creature - Goblin

$16.99 $16.98 $15.03

The Fire Crystal

Red spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Creatures you control have haste.

: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Legendary Artifact

$19.99 $13.17 $12.23

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 5 Price: $14.17

Ardent Elementalist

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Human Shaman

$0.35 $0.37 $0.27

Artisan of Kozilek

When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.)

Creature - Eldrazi

$8.99 $7.88 $5.15

Barkform Harvester

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
Reach

: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Creature Artifact - Shapeshifter

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Pinnacle Monk

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature - Djinn Monk

$3.99 $2.02 $1.65

Skyfire Phoenix

Flying, haste
When you cast your commander, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Phoenix

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 10 Price: $39.42

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs

less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery

$3.99 $3.46 $3.02

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant

$6.49 $6.14 $4.63

Goblin Archaeologist

: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy target artifact and untap this creature. If you lose the flip, sacrifice this creature.

Creature - Goblin Artificer

$0.79 $1.76 $0.95

Goblin Assassin

Whenever this creature or another Goblin enters, each player flips a coin. Each player whose coin comes up tails sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature - Goblin Assassin

$0.69 $0.64 $0.33

Goblin Bangchuckers

: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this creature deals 2 damage to any target. If you lose the flip, this creature deals 2 damage to itself.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Goblin Barrage

Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or Goblin. (You may sacrifice an artifact or Goblin in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.)
Goblin Barrage deals 4 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it also deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Goblin Boom Keg

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Artifact

$0.35 $0.07 $0.15

Goblin Grenade

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin.
Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.42 $0.15

Goblin Trashmaster

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
Sacrifice a Goblin: Destroy target artifact.

Creature - Goblin Warrior

$17.99 $17.85 $17.73

Hobgoblin Bandit Lord

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.

: This creature deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.

Creature - Goblin Rogue

$7.49 $5.72 $3.06

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Goblin Bombardment

Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Enchantment

$4.49 $3.67 $3.17

Sac Outlet

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Tokens

Qty: 5 Price: $123.65

Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Sorcery

$7.99 $4.89 $2.76

Krenko, Mob Boss

: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior

$42.99 $44.18 $38.54

Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin

Whenever Krenko attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.

Legendary Creature - Goblin

$57.99 $42.51 $33.55

Pashalik Mons

Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.

, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior

$13.99 $11.29 $12.34

Siege-Gang Commander

When this creature enters, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature - Goblin

$0.69 $0.45 $0.28

Tokens

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Tutor

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Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$24.99 $20.85 $18.77

Goblin Matron

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature - Goblin

$---- $49.15 $50.00

Goblin Recruiter

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Creature - Goblin

$---- $82.92 $69.80

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $1,131.55

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Avg Mana Value: 3.20Total Mana Value: 211.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.20Total Mana Value: 211.00

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