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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $1.99

Vhati il-Dal

: Until end of turn, target creature has base power 1 or base toughness 1.

Legendary Creature - Human Warrior

$1.99 $1.18 $0.64

Commander

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Burn

Qty: 2 Price: $33.98

Giggling Skitterspike

Indestructible
Whenever this creature attacks, blocks, or becomes the target of a spell, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

: Monstrosity 5. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put five +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

Creature Artifact - Toy

$15.99 $13.49 $11.20

Persistent Constrictor

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they lose 1 life and you put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature they control.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Creature - Zombie Snake

$17.99 $13.90 $10.94

Burn

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Counters

Qty: 1 Price: $4.49

Obelisk Spider

Reach
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.
Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Spider

$4.49 $4.57 $2.45

Counters

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Discard

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Vicious Rumors

Vicious Rumors deals 1 damage to each opponent. Each opponent discards a card, then mills a card. You gain 1 life.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.24 $0.15

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 12 Price: $20.46

Al Bhed Salvagers

Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Warrior Artificer

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Bastion of Remembrance

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.33 $0.23

Blood Artist

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire

$4.99 $3.38 $2.87

Grave Venerations

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.36 $0.15

Massacre Girl, Most Wanted

Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, Massacre Girl deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain 1 life.
Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Massacre Girl.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Poison-Tip Archer

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Elf Archer

$1.49 $1.37 $0.96

Postmortem Professor

This creature can't block.
Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

, Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Zombie Warlock

$0.49 $0.23 $0.15

Shepherd of Rot

: Each player loses 1 life for each Zombie on the battlefield.

Creature - Cleric Zombie

$1.49 $0.42 $0.15

Tree of Perdition

Defender

: Exchange target opponent's life total with this creature's toughness.

Creature - Plant

$5.99 $2.57 $1.97

Vampire Neonate

: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Vengeful Bloodwitch

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire Warlock

$0.39 $0.25 $0.15

Zulaport Cutthroat

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Rogue Ally

$2.79 $1.47 $1.20

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 4 Price: $14.76

Ayara, First of Locthwain

Whenever Ayara or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Elf Noble

$5.49 $3.82 $3.38

Dread Presence

Whenever a Swamp you control enters, choose one —
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• This creature deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.

Creature - Nightmare

$7.49 $4.53 $3.89

Massacre Girl, Known Killer

Menace
Creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$1.29 $0.52 $0.30

Risky Shortcut

Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Draw

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Finisher

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.32 $0.29

Finisher

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Land

Qty: 35 Price: $188.97

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.79 $0.28 $0.15

Golgari Guildgate

This land enters tapped.

: Add

Land - Gate

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Golgari Rot Farm

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.34 $0.17

Night Market

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.

: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

Overgrown Tomb

(

: Add

.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Swamp Forest

$9.99 $---- $10.38

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$2.79 $---- $----

Snow-Covered Forest

(

: Add

Basic Snow Land - Forest

$2.29 $0.99 $0.79

Snow-Covered Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Snow Land - Swamp

$1.79 $0.65 $0.40

Tainted Wood

: Add

. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Land

$1.29 $0.39 $0.25

Temple of Malady

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$69.99 $56.01 $53.74

Verdant Catacombs

, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land

$37.99 $29.78 $28.10

Woodland Cemetery

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest.

: Add

Land

$1.79 $1.01 $0.70

Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.

Legendary Land

$20.99 $17.03 $13.52

Land

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Landfall

Qty: 1 Price: $2.49

Retreat to Hagra

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one —
• Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
• Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchantment

$2.49 $1.93 $0.54

Landfall

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Lifegain

Qty: 2 Price: $9.84

Creeping Bloodsucker

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Creature - Vampire

$9.49 $5.03 $5.41

Ill-Gotten Inheritance

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.

, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Lifegain

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Pingers

Qty: 11 Price: $6.87

Archers' Parapet

Defender

: Each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Cuombajj Witches

: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Drossclaw

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.35 $0.10 $0.15

Festering Evil

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Mardu Shadowspear

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.
Dash

(You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature - Human Warrior

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Night Market Lookout

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Plague Spitter

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$1.29 $0.67 $0.67

Pulse Tracker

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Vampire Rogue

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Sanctum of Stone Fangs

At the beginning of your first main phase, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Shrines you control.

Legendary Enchantment - Shrine

$2.29 $1.12 $0.55

Screams of the Damned

, Exile a card from your graveyard: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Vicious Conquistador

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature - Vampire Soldier

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Pingers

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Protection

Qty: 2 Price: $9.98

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$5.99 $3.79 $4.03

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$3.99 $2.08 $2.11

Protection

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Ramp

Qty: 6 Price: $25.04

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.99 $0.60 $0.33

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.79 $0.26 $0.15

Cryptolith Fragment

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add one mana of any color. Each player loses 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if each player has 10 or less life, transform this artifact.

Artifact

Cryptolith Fragment // Aurora of Emrakul (inr) 260

$0.69 $0.34 $0.15

Golgari Signet

: Add

Artifact

$0.79 $0.37 $0.27

Seedborn Muse

Untap all permanents you control during each other player's untap step.

Creature - Spirit

$18.99 $17.98 $18.32

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.55 $1.20

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 1 Price: $13.99

Darklight Phoenix

Flying, haste
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more creatures died this turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Phoenix

$13.99 $13.04 $7.59

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 11 Price: $110.01

Kaervek, the Spiteful

Other creatures get -1/-1.

Legendary Creature - Human Warlock

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Last Laugh

Whenever a permanent other than this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
When no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment

$9.49 $9.88 $6.23

Massacre Wurm

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

Creature - Wurm Phyrexian

$4.49 $2.06 $2.02

Orcish Bowmasters

Flash
When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.

Creature - Archer Orc

$54.99 $40.71 $35.92

Pestilence

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment

$1.99 $0.68 $0.53

Pestilence Demon

Flying

: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature - Demon

$1.29 $0.54 $0.36

Screams from Within

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
When enchanted creature dies, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

The Meathook Massacre

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Legendary Enchantment

$32.99 $25.86 $24.99

Thrashing Wumpus

: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature - Beast

$1.79 $0.98 $0.52

Viridian Longbow

Equipped creature has "

: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$1.79 $2.61 $0.62

Withering Wisps

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. Activate no more times each turn than the number of snow Swamps you control.

Enchantment

$0.35 $0.38 $0.22

Removal

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Stax

Qty: 1 Price: $0.99

God-Pharaoh's Statue

Spells your opponents cast cost

more to cast.
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 1 life.

Legendary Artifact

$0.99 $0.67 $0.30

Stax

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Tutor

Qty: 7 Price: $262.73

Demonic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$89.99 $67.92 $62.50

Diabolic Intent

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$19.99 $17.06 $13.98

Diabolic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.79 $1.17 $1.04

Emeritus of Woe

This creature enters prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)
At the beginning of your end step, if two or more creatures died this turn, this creature becomes prepared.

Creature - Vampire Warlock

Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor (sos) 80

$15.99 $11.78 $10.30

Grim Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.

Sorcery

$29.99 $23.64 $21.59

Vampiric Tutor

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$69.99 $53.81 $51.20

Worldly Tutor

Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put the card on top.

Instant

$34.99 $29.53 $28.13

Tutor

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Untap

Qty: 1 Price: $16.99

Thornbite Staff

Equipped creature has "

: This creature deals 1 damage to any target" and "Whenever a creature dies, untap this creature."
Whenever a Shaman creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equip

Artifact Kindred - Equipment Shaman

$16.99 $20.70 $11.07

Untap

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $725.56

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.94Total Mana Value: 191.00

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Landfall

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Avg Mana Value: 2.94Total Mana Value: 191.00

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