{"ops":[{"insert":"CODE BLUE: CLEAR! 🚑⚡"},{"attributes":{"header":2},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Because sometimes one resuscitation just isn't enough."},{"insert":"\nInspired by my real-life background as a paramedic, this Pauper meme deck turns emergency medicine into an absolutely ridiculous combo engine.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Patient:"},{"insert":" Emergency Phytomedic\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Resuscitation Team:"},{"insert":" Tethmos High Priest\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Life Support Equipment:"},{"insert":" Ashnod's Altar and Energy Refractor\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Defibrillator:"},{"insert":" Impact Tremors\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"The Last Resort:"},{"insert":" Fling\nThe treatment plan is simple: Sacrifice Emergency Phytomedic to Ashnod's Altar while casting Seed Suture, use Energy Refractor to pay for the spell, and let Tethmos High Priest bring our fallen medic back to life.\nRepeat the procedure indefinitely, gaining life, building +1/+1 counters, and triggering Impact Tremors until our opponents flatline. If necessary, Fling an enormous Tethmos High Priest at someone's face for one final shock.\nThis isn't your typical competitive Pauper deck. It's a medical emergency disguised as a Magic deck, featuring questionable patient outcomes, an alarming number of resuscitations, and absolutely no regard for hospital billing.\n"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Deck Motto:"},{"insert":" "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"\"We've got a pulse! ... Never mind. CLEAR!\""},{"insert":"\n🚑 "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"CODE BLUE: CLEAR!"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Saving lives, one death trigger at a time."},{"insert":"\n"}]}