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The Pride of Hull Clade

This spell costs

less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.
Defender

: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Legendary Creature - Turtle Crocodile Elk

$3.99 $2.49 $1.26

Commander

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Yargle, Goliath of Otaria

Legendary Creature - Spirit Frog

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Creature

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Fecund Greenshell

Reach
As long as you control ten or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with toughness greater than its power enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Creature - Elemental Turtle

$1.49 $0.80 $0.17

Last March of the Ents

This spell can't be countered.
Draw cards equal to the greatest toughness among creatures you control, then put any number of creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery

$23.99 $19.24 $17.73

Majestic Genesis

Reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone. You may put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sorcery

$7.99 $6.87 $5.21

The Reality Chip

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
As long as The Reality Chip is attached to a creature, you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Reconfigure

(

: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Legendary Creature Artifact - Equipment Jellyfish

$5.99 $3.72 $3.78

Wall of Blossoms

Defender
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.69 $0.28 $0.15

Wall of Runes

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
When this creature enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.24 $0.15

Draw

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Aqueous Form

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.99 $0.31 $0.25

Key to the City

, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, you may pay

. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact

$0.49 $0.21 $0.15

Suspicious Bookcase

Defender

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$0.49 $0.17 $0.15

Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive

Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.

Legendary Creature - Human Rogue

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Evasion

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Towering Titan

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total toughness of other creatures you control.
Sacrifice a creature with defender: All creatures gain trample until end of turn.

Creature - Giant

$0.99 $0.37 $0.15

Finisher

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Boseiju, Who Endures

: Add

.
Channel —

, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs

less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Legendary Land

$69.99 $44.60 $48.46

Breeding Pool

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.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land - Island Forest

$7.49 $5.30 $4.98

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.59 $0.31 $0.21

Escape Tunnel

, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Forest

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Basic Land - Forest

$---- $---- $----

Hedge Maze

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: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Land - Island Forest

$16.99 $13.51 $11.28

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.

: Add

Land

$0.59 $0.36 $0.18

Island

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Basic Land - Island

$---- $---- $----

Otawara, Soaring City

: Add

.
Channel —

, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs

less to activate for each legendary creature you control.

Legendary Land

$44.99 $28.73 $29.32

Rejuvenating Springs

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

: Add

Land

$5.49 $3.71 $3.66

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Land

$6.49 $4.66 $3.50

Rogue's Passage

: Add

: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Land

$3.49 $1.08 $----

Simic Growth Chamber

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.32 $0.18

Yavimaya Coast

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$0.79 $0.39 $0.20

Land

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Charix, the Raging Isle

Spells your opponents cast that target Charix cost

more to cast.

: Charix gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.

Legendary Creature - Crab Leviathan

$0.99 $0.46 $0.18

Mill

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Aegis Turtle

Creature - Turtle

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Bedrock Tortoise

During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Creature - Turtle

$2.29 $1.25 $0.86

Caelorna, Coral Tyrant

Legendary Creature - Octopus

$0.39 $0.27 $0.15

Corrupted Shapeshifter

Devoid (This card has no color.)
As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature with vigilance, or a 0/12 creature with defender.

Creature - Shapeshifter Eldrazi

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Crashing Drawbridge

Defender

: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$1.49 $1.00 $0.66

Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant

$17.99 $16.25 $13.04

Hover Barrier

Defender, flying

Creature - Illusion Wall

$0.79 $0.30 $0.15

Riptide Turtle

Flash
Defender

Creature - Turtle

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Spellskite

: Change a target of target spell or ability to this creature. (

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)

Creature Artifact - Horror Phyrexian

$9.99 $7.49 $7.15

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$2.99 $2.80 $1.95

The Walls of Ba Sing Se

Defender
Other permanents you control have indestructible.

Legendary Creature Artifact - Wall

$37.99 $25.41 $22.39

Treefolk Umbra

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Umbra armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Wall of Frost

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Creature - Wall

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Weathered Sentinels

Defender, reach, vigilance, trample
This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn't have defender.
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$1.99 $1.39 $0.95

Winged Boots

Equipped creature has flying and ward

. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays

.)
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$9.99 $5.75 $5.27

Protection

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Assault Formation

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.

Enchantment

$0.99 $0.39 $0.21

Tangleweave Armor

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.49 $0.18 $0.15

Tapestry Warden

Vigilance
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power stations permanents using its toughness rather than its power.

Creature Artifact - Soldier Robot

$0.39 $0.22 $0.15

Unnatural Growth

At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn.

Enchantment

$3.49 $3.87 $2.70

Walking Bulwark

Defender

: Until end of turn, target creature with defender gains haste, can attack as though it didn't have defender, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.39 $0.30 $0.15

Pump

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Arbor Adherent

: Add one mana of any color.

: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the greatest toughness among other creatures you control.

Creature - Druid Dog

$5.49 $3.33 $3.40

Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.59 $0.40

Biomancer's Familiar

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost

less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

: The next time target creature adapts this turn, it adapts as though it had no +1/+1 counters on it.

Creature - Mutant

$2.79 $1.79 $0.98

Explore

You may play an additional land this turn.
Draw a card.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.20 $0.15

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$1.49 $0.48 $0.50

Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant

$0.69 $0.29 $0.20

Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$4.49 $3.03 $2.51

Overgrown Battlement

Defender

: Add

for each creature you control with defender.

Creature - Wall

$0.59 $0.37 $0.21

Planar Genesis

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't, put a card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Instant

$0.69 $0.37 $0.15

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.37 $0.36

Shield Sphere

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks, put a -0/-1 counter on it.

Creature Artifact - Wall

$15.99 $8.18 $6.51

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $1.60 $1.29

Sylvan Caryatid

Defender, hexproof

: Add one mana of any color.

Creature - Plant

$2.29 $1.27 $1.13

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.

: Add

Artifact

$4.49 $2.91 $1.96

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery

$7.49 $5.23 $4.94

Training Grounds

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost

less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.

Enchantment

$10.99 $8.34 $6.77

Utopia Sprawl

Enchant Forest
As this Aura enters, choose a color.
Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.

Enchantment - Aura

$2.99 $1.67 $1.35

Vine Trellis

Defender (This creature can't attack.)

: Add

Creature - Plant Wall

$0.99 $1.17 $0.68

Wild Growth

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional

Enchantment - Aura

$0.69 $0.57 $0.35

Ramp

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Bala Ged Recovery

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery

Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary (plst) ZNR-180

$9.99 $7.84 $7.40

Recursion

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An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "

, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant

$4.99 $3.01 $2.98

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$3.99 $2.61 $2.50

Cyclonic Rift

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand.
Overload

(You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant

$47.99 $41.38 $41.68

Engulf the Shore

Return to their owners' hands all creatures with toughness less than or equal to the number of Islands you control.

Instant

$1.29 $0.43 $0.31

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Instant

$2.29 $1.09 $0.77

Sink into Stupor

Return target spell or nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Instant

Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs (mh3) 241

$13.99 $9.73 $7.64

Swan Song

Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Instant

$15.99 $12.82 $12.36

Removal

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Meekstone

Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Artifact

$11.99 $12.06 $7.90

Stax

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Mystical Tutor

Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Instant

$20.99 $15.88 $15.59

Tutor

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Axebane Guardian

Defender

: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the number of creatures you control with defender.

Creature - Human Druid

$0.35 $0.61 $0.15

Chelonian Tackle

Target creature you control gets +0/+10 until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.17 $0.15

Shield-Wall Sentinel

Defender
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with defender, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$0.69 $0.39 $0.15

Sight of the Scalelords

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control with toughness 4 or greater get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Enchantment

$0.79 $0.38 $0.20

Tower Defense

Creatures you control get +0/+5 and gain reach until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Sideboard

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $504.17

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 2.70Total Mana Value: 173.00

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Avg Mana Value: 2.70Total Mana Value: 173.00

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