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Jon Irenicus, Shattered One

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed." (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Wizard Elf

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Commander

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Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Creature - Demon

$3.49 $2.60 $2.07

Archfiend of the Dross

Flying
This creature enters with four oil counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

Creature - Demon Phyrexian

$0.49 $0.35 $0.15

Demonic Taskmaster

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature.

Creature - Demon

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Drinker of Sorrow

This creature can't block.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage, sacrifice a permanent.

Creature - Horror

$3.49 $2.66 $1.43

Ebon Drake

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Drake

$0.99 $1.17 $0.44

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Creature - Eye

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Evil Eye of Urborg

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Creature - Eye

$0.59 $0.27 $0.15

Flesh Reaver

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature or opponent, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Greater Harvester

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a permanent.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature - Horror

$1.99 $1.78 $0.63

Hasran Ogress

Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 3 damage to you unless you pay

Creature - Ogre

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Morkrut Necropod

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice another creature or land.

Creature - Horror Slug

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Painwracker Oni

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature if you don't control an Ogre.

Creature - Demon Spirit

$0.39 $0.19 $0.15

Phyrexian Metamorph

(

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Creature Artifact - Shapeshifter Phyrexian

$3.99 $2.67 $2.33

Phyrexian Vatmother

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.99 $0.73 $0.15

Pitiless Horde

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.
Dash

(You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature - Berserker Orc

$0.49 $0.22 $0.15

Plague Reaver

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.
Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Creature - Beast

$0.99 $0.37 $0.15

Priest of the Blood Rite

When this creature enters, create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Creature - Human Cleric

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Rotting Regisaur

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.

Creature - Dinosaur Zombie

$4.49 $3.39 $2.08

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Creature Artifact - Elemental

$1.99 $1.75 $0.26

Steel Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

Creature Artifact - Golem

$3.49 $1.49 $0.93

Thought Devourer

Flying
Your maximum hand size is reduced by four.

Creature - Beast

$1.49 $1.36 $0.78

Thought Eater

Flying
Your maximum hand size is reduced by three.

Creature - Beast

$0.49 $1.16 $0.36

Tragedy Feaster

Trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a permanent unless you gained life this turn.

Creature - Demon

$0.49 $0.49 $0.15

Wretched Anurid

Whenever another creature enters, you lose 1 life.

Creature - Beast Zombie Frog

$0.35 $0.16 $0.15

Yukora, the Prisoner

When Yukora leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all non-Ogre creatures you control.

Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit

$0.49 $0.50 $0.26

Bad Shit They Don't Want

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Brainstorm

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

Instant

$2.29 $0.64 $0.42

Curse of Verbosity

Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment - Aura Curse

$1.49 $0.84 $0.67

Experimental Augury

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Instant

$0.49 $0.32 $0.15

Fateful Handoff

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.25 $0.15

Master of the Feast

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.

Creature Enchantment - Demon

$5.99 $4.25 $2.56

Modify Memory

Exchange control of two target creatures controlled by different players. If you control neither creature, draw three cards.

Sorcery

$0.39 $0.19 $0.15

Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.39 $0.20

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Tezzeret's Gambit

(

can be paid with either

or 2 life.)
Draw two cards, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.31 $0.15

Draw

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Ebonblade Reaper

Whenever this creature attacks, you lose half your life, rounded up.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Morph

(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for

. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature - Human Cleric

$6.99 $6.09 $4.14

Reins of Power

Untap all creatures you control and all creatures target opponent controls. You and that opponent each gain control of all creatures the other controls until end of turn. Those creatures gain haste until end of turn.

Instant

$3.49 $1.68 $1.41

Finisher

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Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.

: Add

Land

$3.99 $1.48 $2.82

Choked Estuary

As this land enters, you may reveal an Island or Swamp card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.36 $0.19

Command Tower

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land

$0.59 $0.40 $0.19

Darkwater Catacombs

: Add

Land

$0.49 $0.37 $0.18

Dimir Aqueduct

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

: Add

Land

$0.79 $0.33 $0.15

Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp.

: Add

Land

$0.99 $0.39 $0.21

Exotic Orchard

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land

$0.49 $0.31 $0.15

Fetid Pools

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling

(

, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land - Island Swamp

$0.49 $0.29 $0.15

Island

(

: Add

Basic Land - Island

$0.99 $0.47 $0.15

Shipwreck Marsh

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.

: Add

Land

$2.79 $1.97 $1.04

Sunken Hollow

(

: Add

.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land - Island Swamp

$0.59 $0.37 $0.30

Swamp

(

: Add

Basic Land - Swamp

$1.29 $0.51 $0.16

Underground River

: Add

. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land

$1.29 $0.72 $0.37

Land

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Diplomatic Immunity

Enchant creature
Shroud (A permanent with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Enchanted creature has shroud.

Enchantment - Aura

$2.49 $2.01 $0.31

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and

no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip

(

: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact - Equipment

$3.49 $1.90 $1.87

Protection

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Arcane Signet

: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact

$0.79 $0.59 $0.40

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.69 $0.28 $0.23

Dimir Signet

: Add

Artifact

$1.29 $0.37 $0.26

Fellwar Stone

: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact

$1.79 $1.20 $0.96

Heartless Summoning

Creature spells you cast cost

less to cast.
Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Enchantment

$4.49 $2.35 $1.29

Sky Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.

: Add

Artifact

$0.39 $0.25 $0.18

Sol Ring

: Add

Artifact

$2.79 $2.10 $1.33

Talisman of Dominance

: Add

. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact

$1.49 $0.53 $0.36

Ramp

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Blasphemous Edict

You may pay

rather than pay this spell's mana cost if there are thirteen or more creatures on the battlefield.
Each player sacrifices thirteen creatures of their choice.

Sorcery

$7.99 $5.55 $4.18

Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant

$5.49 $3.40 $2.59

Countersquall

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller loses 2 life.

Instant

$1.49 $1.04 $0.43

Exchange of Words

When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.

Enchantment

$---- $0.42 $0.15

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.37 $0.15

Filter Out

Return all noncreature, nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Instant

$0.39 $0.24 $0.15

Infernal Grasp

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$0.99 $0.33 $0.19

Negate

Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant

$0.35 $0.30 $0.15

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Instant

$0.39 $0.34 $0.15

Shifting Grift

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+

— Exchange control of two target creatures.
+

— Exchange control of two target artifacts.
+

— Exchange control of two target enchantments.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.34 $0.15

Switcheroo

Exchange control of two target creatures.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.22 $0.15

The Trickster-God's Heist

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — You may exchange control of two target creatures.
II — You may exchange control of two target nonbasic, noncreature permanents that share a card type.
III — Target player loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Enchantment - Saga

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Withering Torment

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Instant

$2.49 $1.41 $1.35

Wrong Turn

Target opponent gains control of target creature. (If an attacking or blocking creature changes controllers, it's removed from combat.)

Instant

$1.29 $0.44 $0.31

Removal

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $146.41

Color Cost & Production

Avg Mana Value: 3.08Total Mana Value: 188.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.08Total Mana Value: 188.00

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