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Commander
Pizza Face, Gastromancer
When Pizza Face enters, create a Food token.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types.
, , Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put three +1/+1 counters on up to one other target artifact or creature. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Mutant creature in addition to its other types.
, , Sacrifice Pizza Face: You gain 15 life.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Mutant Food
Commander
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Anthem
Anthem
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Counters
Hancock, Ghoulish Mayor
Each other creature you control that's a Zombie or Mutant gets +X/+X, where X is the number of counters on Hancock.
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Legendary Creature - Advisor Zombie Mutant
Lily Bowen, Raging Grandma
Vigilance
Lily Bowen enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Lily Bowen if its power is 16 or less. Otherwise, remove all but one +1/+1 counter from it, then you gain 1 life for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.
Lily Bowen enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Lily Bowen if its power is 16 or less. Otherwise, remove all but one +1/+1 counter from it, then you gain 1 life for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.
Legendary Creature - Warrior Mutant
Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
, , Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
, , Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Knight Food
The Ooze
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.
: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.
Legendary Artifact
Ygra, Eater of All
Ward—Sacrifice a Food.
Other creatures are Food artifacts in addition to their other types and have ", , Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life."
Whenever a Food is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on Ygra.
Other creatures are Food artifacts in addition to their other types and have ", , Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life."
Whenever a Food is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on Ygra.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Cat
Young Deathclaws
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)
Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Mutant Lizard
Counters
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Drain
Drain
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Draw
Greta, Sweettooth Scourge
When Greta enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
, Sacrifice a Food: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
, Sacrifice a Food: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
, Sacrifice a Food: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Jenova, Ancient Calamity
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types.
Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
Legendary Creature - Alien
Draw
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Land
Boseiju, Who Endures
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Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Channel — , Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land
Land
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Pump
Campsite Cuisine
Whenever this enchantment or a legendary creature you control enters, create a Food token.
Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice X Foods. When you do, up to X target attacking creatures each get +3/+3 and gain trample and indestructible until end of turn.
Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice X Foods. When you do, up to X target attacking creatures each get +3/+3 and gain trample and indestructible until end of turn.
Enchantment
Pump
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Ramp
Galadriel, Gift-Giver
Whenever Galadriel enters or attacks, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature.
• Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
• Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature.
• Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Legendary Creature - Elf Noble
Night of the Sweets' Revenge
When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Foods you control have ": Add ."
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Foods you control have ": Add ."
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Enchantment
The Cabbage Merchant
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, sacrifice a Food token.
Tap two untapped Foods you control: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, sacrifice a Food token.
Tap two untapped Foods you control: Add one mana of any color.
Legendary Creature - Human Citizen
Tireless Provisioner
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token. (Food is an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." Treasure is an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Creature - Elf Scout
Ramp
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Recursion
Back for Seconds
Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was bargained, you may put one of those cards with mana value 4 or less onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. If this spell was bargained, you may put one of those cards with mana value 4 or less onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand.
Sorcery
Supper for Spiders
Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in your opponents' graveyards that were put there from the battlefield this turn. They are Food artifacts with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." (They lose all other types and subtypes.)
Instant
Recursion
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Removal
Dimension X Pizzasaur
When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. When you do, destroy up to one target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of counters among permanents you control.
, , Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life and each opponent loses 3 life.
, , Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life and each opponent loses 3 life.
Creature Artifact - Mutant Food Alien
Removal
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Sac Outlet
Gluttonous Troll
Trample
When this creature enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (Food tokens are artifacts with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another nonland permanent: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
When this creature enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (Food tokens are artifacts with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another nonland permanent: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature - Troll
Sac Outlet
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Tokens
Bumi's Feast Lecture
Create a Food token. Then earthbend X, where X is twice the number of Foods you control. (A Food token is an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life." To earthbend X, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
Sorcery - Lesson
Camellia, the Seedmiser
Menace
Other Squirrels you control have menace.
Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)
Other Squirrels you control have menace.
Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Warlock
Doubling Season
If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Enchantment
Ginger, Queen of Sweets
When Ginger enters, you become the monarch.
, , Sacrifice Ginger: You gain 6 life.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a Gingerbrute token. (It's a 1/1 Food Golem artifact creature with haste, ": This token can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste," and ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, , Sacrifice Ginger: You gain 6 life.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a Gingerbrute token. (It's a 1/1 Food Golem artifact creature with haste, ": This token can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste," and ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Legendary Creature Artifact - Noble Food
Gyome, Master Chef
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
Legendary Creature - Troll Warlock
Midnight Snack
Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Enchantment
Mutagen Man, Living Ooze
Trample
Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost less to activate.
When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens. (They're artifacts with ", , Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost less to activate.
When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens. (They're artifacts with ", , Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Legendary Creature - Ooze Mutant
Old Flitterfang
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rat Faerie
Rapacious Guest
Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to its power.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to its power.
Creature - Citizen Halfling
Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
If you would create one or more tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Hero
Tough Cookie
When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature.
, , Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature.
, , Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
Creature Artifact - Golem Food
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