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The Doctor is in!

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Killian, Ink Duelist
Lifelink
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Spells you cast that target a creature cost
less to cast.
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
Killian, Ink Duelist (soc) 317

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Because You Were Brave

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Breena, the Demagogue
Flying
Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, if that opponent has more life than another of your opponents, that attacking player draws a card and you put two +1/+1 counters on a creature you control.
Legendary Creature - Bird Warlock
Breena, the Demagogue (soc) 298
Hatred
As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
Instant
Hatred (exo) 64
Helm of Awakening
Spells cost
less to cast.
Artifact
Helm of Awakening (dmr) 224
Scriv, the Obligator
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Scriv enters or attacks, create a white Aura enchantment token named Contract attached to target creature an opponent controls. The token has enchant creature and "Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn if it's attacking one of your opponents. Otherwise, its controller loses 2 life."
Legendary Creature - Bird Inkling
Scriv, the Obligator (soc) 9
Slaughter Specialist
When this creature enters, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Vampire Warrior
Slaughter Specialist (mid) 122
Tempt with Bunnies
Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.
Sorcery
Tempt with Bunnies (blc) 13

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Doctor Recommends

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Boon of Emrakul
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-3.
Enchantment - Aura
Boon of Emrakul (plst) EMN-81
Crown of Suspicion
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-1.
Sacrifice this Aura: Enchanted creature and other creatures that share a creature type with it get +2/-1 until end of turn.
Enchantment - Aura
Crown of Suspicion (ons) 134
Grave Servitude
You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-1 and is black.
Enchantment - Aura
Grave Servitude (mir) 126
Maggot Therapy
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.
Enchantment - Aura
Maggot Therapy (mmq) 145
Mogis's Favor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-1.
Escape—
, Exile two other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)
Enchantment - Aura
Mogis's Favor (plst) THB-107
Patriarch's Desire
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.
Threshold — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/-2 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Enchantment - Aura
Patriarch's Desire (ody) 156
Twisted Experiment
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-1.
Enchantment - Aura
Twisted Experiment (dmr) 104

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Healthcare Won't Cover

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Ashiok's Reaper
Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Creature - Nightmare
Ashiok's Reaper (woe) 79
Black Market
Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add
for each charge counter on this enchantment.
Enchantment
Black Market (pip) 183
Casting of Bones
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, draw three cards, then discard one of them.
Enchantment - Aura
Casting of Bones (all) 44a
Hateful Eidolon
Lifelink
Whenever an enchanted creature dies, draw a card for each Aura you controlled that was attached to it.
Creature Enchantment - Spirit
Hateful Eidolon (thb) 101
Kor Spiritdancer
This creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it.
Whenever you cast an Aura spell, you may draw a card.
Creature - Wizard Kor
Kor Spiritdancer (soc) 152
Massacre Girl, Known Killer
Menace
Creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
Massacre Girl, Known Killer (ecc) 79
Mesa Enchantress
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.
Creature - Human Druid
Mesa Enchantress (dsc) 68
Sage's Reverie
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, draw a card for each Aura you control that's attached to a creature.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Aura you control that's attached to a creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Sage's Reverie (soc) 165
Songbirds' Blessing
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an Aura card. You may put that card onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Enchantment - Aura
Songbirds' Blessing (soc) 174
Sram, Senior Edificer
Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Dwarf
Sram, Senior Edificer (soc) 176

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I Think You Look Great

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Conformer Shuriken
Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. If that creature has greater power than this creature, put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the difference."
Equip
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Conformer Shuriken (fic) 98
Dead Man's Chest
Enchant creature an opponent controls
When enchanted creature dies, exile cards equal to its power from the top of its owner's library. You may cast spells from among those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast them.
Enchantment - Aura
Dead Man's Chest (afc) 97
Death Watch
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, its controller loses life equal to its power and you gain life equal to its toughness.
Enchantment - Aura
Death Watch (vis) 57
Necrosynthesis
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
When enchanted creature dies, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is its power. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Enchantment - Aura
Necrosynthesis (mid) 115
Unnatural Hunger
Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, this Aura deals damage equal to that creature's power to that player unless they sacrifice another creature of their choice.
Enchantment - Aura
Unnatural Hunger (mmq) 169
Vincent Valentine
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power.
Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
Legendary Creature - Assassin
Vincent Valentine // Galian Beast (fin) 125Vincent Valentine // Galian Beast (fin) 125

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If Symptoms Persist

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Eye of Nidhogg
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a black Dragon with base power and toughness 4/2, has flying and deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When Eye of Nidhogg is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
Legendary Enchantment - Aura
Eye of Nidhogg (fic) 44
Fallen Ideal
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying and "Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn."
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
Enchantment - Aura
Fallen Ideal (plst) C15-125
Ghoulish Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment - Aura
Ghoulish Impetus (cmm) 732
Gift of Immortality
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return this card to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment - Aura
Gift of Immortality (msc) 134
Nurgle's Rot
Enchant creature an opponent controls
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to its owner's hand and you create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.
Enchantment - Aura
Nurgle's Rot (40k) 45
Screams from Within
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1.
When enchanted creature dies, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Enchantment - Aura
Screams from Within (dst) 52

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Land

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Adagia, Windswept Bastion
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or enchantment you control, except it's legendary. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land - Planet
Adagia, Windswept Bastion (eoe) 250
Cabal Coffers
,
: Add
for each Swamp you control.
Land
Cabal Coffers (mb2) 106
Cabal Stronghold
: Add
.
,
: Add
for each basic Swamp you control.
Land
Cabal Stronghold (dom) 238
Command Beacon
: Add
.
, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.
Land
Command Beacon (tdc) 352
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (frc) 22
Forbidden Orchard
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.
Land
Forbidden Orchard (2x2) 323
Glasswing Grace
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and lifelink.
Enchantment - Aura
Glasswing Grace // Age-Graced Chapel (mh3) 254Glasswing Grace // Age-Graced Chapel (mh3) 254
Godless Shrine
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Plains Swamp
Godless Shrine (trk) 285
Hall of Heliod's Generosity
: Add
.
,
: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Legendary Land
Hall of Heliod's Generosity (dsc) 283
Marsh Flats
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Marsh Flats (mh2) 437
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
: Add
.
,
: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)
Legendary Land
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx (plst) THS-223
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (mdd) 292
Reflecting Pool
: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
Land
Reflecting Pool (frc) 23
Shadowy Backstreet
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
Land - Plains Swamp
Shadowy Backstreet (mkm) 268
Spymaster's Vault
This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.
: Add
.
,
: Target creature you control connives X, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)
Land
Spymaster's Vault (mh3) 230
Susur Secundi, Void Altar
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.)
12+ |
,
, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.
Land - Planet
Susur Secundi, Void Altar (eoe) 259
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (ecl) 271
Turbulent Moor
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.
Land - Plains Swamp
Turbulent Moor (soc) 56
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Legendary Land
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth (tsr) 287
Valgavoth's Lair
Hexproof
This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Land Enchantment
Valgavoth's Lair (dsk) 271

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Let Me Check the System

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Heliod's Pilgrim
When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Aura card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Human Cleric
Heliod's Pilgrim (thb) 20
Light-Paws, Emperor's Voice
Whenever an Aura you control enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for an Aura card with mana value less than or equal to that Aura and with a different name than each Aura you control, put that card onto the battlefield attached to Light-Paws, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature - Advisor Fox
Light-Paws, Emperor's Voice (neo) 25
Moon-Blessed Cleric
Divine Intervention — When this creature enters, you may search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Creature - Human Cleric Elf
Moon-Blessed Cleric (dsc) 69
Ranger-Captain of Eos
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice this creature: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
Creature - Human Soldier Ranger
Ranger-Captain of Eos (h1r) 5

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Nurses

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Appa, Steadfast Guardian
Flash
Flying
When Appa enters, airbend any number of other target nonland permanents you control. (Exile them. While each one is exiled, its owner may cast it for
rather than its mana cost.)
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token.
Legendary Creature - Ally Bison
Appa, Steadfast Guardian (tla) 10
Danitha, Spear of Agony
First strike
Whenever you cast a spell that targets an opponent or a creature an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on Danitha.
Legendary Creature - Human Knight
Danitha, Spear of Agony (fra) 227
Eriette of the Charmed Apple
Each creature that's enchanted by an Aura you control can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of Auras you control.
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
Eriette of the Charmed Apple (soc) 307
Killian, Decisive Mentor
Whenever an enchantment you control enters, tap up to one target creature and goad it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever one or more creatures that are enchanted by an Aura you control attack, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
Killian, Decisive Mentor (soc) 4
Optimistic Scavenger
Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Creature - Human Scout
Optimistic Scavenger (dsk) 21

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Security Guards

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Nowhere to Run
Flash
When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn't have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don't trigger.
Enchantment
Nowhere to Run (dsk) 111
Orzhov Charm
Choose one —
• Return target creature you control and all Auras you control attached to it to their owner's hand.
• Destroy target creature and you lose life equal to its toughness.
• Return target creature card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Instant
Orzhov Charm (gtc) 185
Sejiri Shelter
Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Instant
Sejiri Shelter // Sejiri Glacier (znr) 37Sejiri Shelter // Sejiri Glacier (znr) 37
Sigarda's Aid
You may cast Aura and Equipment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may attach it to target creature you control.
Enchantment
Sigarda's Aid (cmr) 384

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They Worked For Me

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Carrion
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Create X 0/1 black Insect creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.
Instant
Carrion (mir) 111
Desperate Plea
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Choose one or both —
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield if its power is less than or equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
• Destroy target creature.
Sorcery - Lesson
Desperate Plea (tle) 103
Disciple of Bolas
When this creature enters, sacrifice another creature. You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.
Creature - Human Wizard
Disciple of Bolas (tdc) 178
Dying Wish
Enchant creature you control
When enchanted creature dies, target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is its power.
Enchantment - Aura
Dying Wish (gtc) 64
Faerie Bladecrafter
Flying
Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is its power.
Creature - Rogue Faerie
Faerie Bladecrafter (woc) 14
Foot Chopper
When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 black Ninja creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature has flying.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, draw cards equal to its power.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Foot Chopper (tmc) 17
Fungal Fortitude
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
Enchantment - Aura
Fungal Fortitude (lci) 106
Murder Investigation
Enchant creature you control
When enchanted creature dies, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is its power.
Enchantment - Aura
Murder Investigation (j22) 219
Rise of the Deathbringer
Choose one —
• Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. You lose life equal to the number of cards drawn this way.
• All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn.
Instant
Rise of the Deathbringer (fra) 63
Ruthless Technomancer
When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature you control. If you do, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to that creature's power.
, Sacrifice X artifacts: Return target creature card with power X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. X can't be 0.
Creature - Human Wizard
Ruthless Technomancer (j25) 484
Secret Arcade
Nonland permanents you control and permanent spells you control are enchantments in addition to their other types.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)
Enchantment - Room
Secret Arcade // Dusty Parlor (dsc) 10
Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar
,
, Sacrifice another creature: Draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Elf
Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar (clb) 146

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Changing Loyalty
Flash
Replicate
(When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies. Copies become tokens.)
Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control.
Enchantment - Aura
Changing Loyalty (soc) 23
Eiganjo Dynastorian
Vigilance
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, this creature becomes prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)
Creature - Advisor Fox
Eiganjo Dynastorian // Replenish (soc) 13
Kaervek, the Punisher
Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
Kaervek, the Punisher (otj) 92
Moment of Reckoning
Choose up to four. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Destroy target nonland permanent.
• Return target nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorcery
Moment of Reckoning (sos) 205
Replenish
Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in your graveyard.)
Sorcery
Replenish (wc00) tvdl15
Retether
Return each Aura card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Only creatures can be enchanted this way. (Aura cards that can't enchant a creature on the battlefield remain in your graveyard.)
Sorcery
Retether (woc) 72
Season of the Burrow
Choose up to five
worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once.
— Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.
— Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card.
— Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it.
Sorcery
Season of the Burrow (blb) 29
Yawgmoth's Will
Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.
Sorcery
Yawgmoth's Will (prm) 35080

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57 pips - 47 cards
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