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Commander

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Captain Lannery Storm
Haste
Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Human Pirate
Captain Lannery Storm (otc) 158
Timmy, Power Gamer
: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer (und) 73

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Anthem

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Patron of the Akki
Goblin offering (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a Goblin and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed Goblin. Mana cost includes color.)
Whenever Patron of the Akki attacks, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Patron of the Akki (plst) BOK-115

Anthem

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Burn

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Heartless Hidetsugu
: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.
Legendary Creature - Shaman Ogre
Heartless Hidetsugu (cmm) 231

Burn

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Creature

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Creature Guy
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Beast
Creature Guy (unh) 93
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Elvish Impersonators
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
Creature - Elves
Elvish Impersonators (und) 62
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Frazzled Editor
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Frazzled Editor (unh) 77
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team (und) 52
Goblin Secret Agent
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Goblin Secret Agent (unh) 79
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment
(
, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature - Squirrel
Half-Squirrel, Half- (und) 65
Keeper of the Sacred Word
As this creature enters, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Druid
Keeper of the Sacred Word (unh) 101
Laughing Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Hyena
Laughing Hyena (unh) 103
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Mother Kangaroo
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
Host Creature - Kangaroo
Mother Kangaroo (und) 66
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Elemental
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental (unh) 107
Painiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
Creature - Brainiac
Painiac (und) 55
Paper Tiger
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Cat
Paper Tiger (und) 80
Pygmy Giant
,
, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Creature - Giant
Pygmy Giant (unh) 85
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Rock Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lobster
Rock Lobster (und) 82
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87
S.N.O.T.
You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
Creature - Ooze
S.N.O.T. (unh) 111
Scissors Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
Creature Artifact - Lizard
Scissors Lizard (und) 83
Shoe Tree
This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Creature - Treefolk
Shoe Tree (unh) 109
Spirit of the Season
When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature - Spirit Treefolk
Spirit of the Season (und) 70
Stone-Cold Basilisk
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads this creature, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.
Creature - Basilisk
Stone-Cold Basilisk (unh) 112

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Draw

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Abundance
If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.
Enchantment
Abundance (cmm) 884
Common Iguana
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Host Creature - Lizard
Common Iguana (und) 50
Rowdy Crew
Trample
When this creature enters, draw three cards, then discard two cards at random. If two cards that share a card type are discarded this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Creature - Human Pirate
Rowdy Crew (xln) 159
Yet Another Aether Vortex
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Enchantment
Yet Another Aether Vortex (ulst) 32

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Enchantment

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Curse of the Fire Penguin
Enchant creature
This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature (unh) 73

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Evasion

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Carnage Tyrant
This spell can't be countered.
Trample, hexproof
Creature - Dinosaur
Carnage Tyrant (fdc) 193

Evasion

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Finisher

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Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Infinity Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
Creature - Elemental
Infinity Elemental (ulst) 29

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Instant

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Remodel
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target artifact.
Instant
Remodel (unh) 108
Supersize
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
Instant
Supersize (unh) 113

Instant

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Land

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Field of Ruin
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Land
Field of Ruin (ltc) 308
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (trk) 325
Ghitu Encampment
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
: This land becomes a 2/1 red Warrior creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Land
Ghitu Encampment (j25) 155
Karplusan Forest
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Karplusan Forest (eoc) 164
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (trk) 323
Rootbound Crag
This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest.
: Add
or
.
Land
Rootbound Crag (msc) 261
Terramorphic Expanse
, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Land
Terramorphic Expanse (msc) 273
Treetop Village
This land enters tapped.
: Add
.
: This land becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Land
Treetop Village (j22) 827

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Landfall

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Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Molimo's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
Legendary Creature - Elemental Sorcerer
Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer (cmm) 305

Landfall

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Protection

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Platinum Angel
Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
Creature Artifact - Angel
Platinum Angel (plst) CN2-214

Protection

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Pump

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Blanchwood Armor
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.
Enchantment - Aura
Blanchwood Armor (fdn) 213
Growth Spurt
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
Instant
Growth Spurt (und) 64

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Ramp

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Birds of Paradise
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature - Bird
Birds of Paradise (msc) 170
Growing Rites of Itlimoc
When Growing Rites of Itlimoc enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more creatures, transform Growing Rites of Itlimoc.
Legendary Enchantment
Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun (lci) 188Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun (lci) 188
Iwamori of the Open Fist
Trample
When Iwamori enters, each opponent may put a legendary creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Legendary Creature - Human Monk
Iwamori of the Open Fist (plst) A25-174
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Mana Screw
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add
. Activate only as an instant.
Artifact
Mana Screw (unh) 123
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124
Patron of the Orochi
Snake offering (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a Snake and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed Snake. Mana cost includes color.)
: Untap all Forests and all green creatures. Activate only once each turn.
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Patron of the Orochi (bok) 138
Rampant Growth
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Rampant Growth (fic) 313
Wild Crocodile
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Host Creature - Crocodile
Wild Crocodile (und) 74

Ramp

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Recursion

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Name Dropping
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Enchantment
Name Dropping (unh) 105

Recursion

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Removal

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Blast from the Past
Madness
, cycling
, kicker
, flashback
, buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Instant
Blast from the Past (ulst) 27
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Slaying Mantis
Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.
Creature - Insect Wrestler
Slaying Mantis (und) 69
Star of Extinction
Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.
Sorcery
Star of Extinction (cmm) 259
Super-Duper Death Ray
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Instant
Super-Duper Death Ray (und) 59
Uktabi Kong
Trample
When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
Creature - Ape
Uktabi Kong (unh) 115

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Tokens

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Squirrel Farm
: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Enchantment
Squirrel Farm (und) 71
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (ulst) 61

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Tutor

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"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Goblin Tutor
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery
Instant
Goblin Tutor (und) 53

Tutor

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