CharlesMothers
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{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck is stupid, but it's not bad. I want you to grasp that as I take you through the deck's whole goal:\nRamp to Roxanne on Turn 4 if possible. Now you might be saying, \"Then why aren't you running a Sol Ring?\" and I'll tell you why, because Sol Ring is boring.\nThis deck is not trying to be boring, this deck is sweaty, desperate, and weird.\nThis deck is for people who want a project. You are going to constantly be looking at cards and saying, \"Oh that would work great with her!\" But the problem you're going to keep reaching is a simple one, \"I'm out of stuff to play!\"\nThe ramp on this commander will make you feel like a bad friend, because you're having fun. You're a problem for everyone around you, but your cards are stupid. Someone's got a little problem creature and no one wants to spend their removal on it? Meteor 'em! Look at you, killing The Great Goblin without casting a spell. Look at you, killing off that Mother of Runes with a colorless effect. You're not Eldrazi, why are you doing this to us? Because you're packing a very stupid gun. This isn't like Karlov, where you're exiling people and looking scary, no, you have an airsoft rifle and it pisses people off when you shoot them, but coming after you for killing their little guys leaves them open, and you have actually managed to build up a board. You've shown off enough instant speed interaction to put some pause on 'em.\nBe proud of your stupid cat with her shiny rocks. Fix this deck.\n"}]}
Roxanne, Starfall Savant
Whenever Roxanne enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless artifact token named Meteorite with "When this token enters, it deals 2 damage to any target" and ": Add one mana of any color."
Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.
Whenever you tap an artifact token for mana, add one mana of any type that artifact token produced.
Legendary Creature - Druid Cat
Commander
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Burn
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Increasing Vengeance
Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Instant
Mica, Reader of Ruins
Ward—Pay 3 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 3 life.)
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
Copy
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Fight Rigging
Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control a creature with power 7 or greater, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control a creature with power 7 or greater, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
Enchantment
Rockalanche
Earthbend X, where X is the number of Forests you control. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Sorcery - Lesson
Counters
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Bitter Work
Whenever you attack a player with one or more creatures with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Exhaust — : Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Exhaust — : Earthbend 4. Activate only during your turn. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Enchantment
Glimpse of Tomorrow
Suspend 3—
Shuffle all permanents you own into your library, then reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put all non-Aura permanent cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then do the same for Aura cards, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Shuffle all permanents you own into your library, then reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put all non-Aura permanent cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then do the same for Aura cards, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sorcery
Hoarder's Overflow
When this enchantment enters and whenever you expend 4, put a stash counter on it. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of stash counters on this enchantment.
, Sacrifice this enchantment: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the number of stash counters on this enchantment.
Enchantment
Pictures of Spider-Man
When this artifact enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Artifact
Possibility Technician
Whenever this creature or another Kavu you control enters, exile the top card of your library. For as long as that card remains exiled, you may play it if you control a Kavu.
Warp (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)
Warp (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)
Creature - Artificer Kavu
West Wind Avatar
Trample
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a token or a land. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a token or a land. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.
Creature - Avatar Spirit Cat
Draw
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Evasion
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Land
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Protection
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Beamtown Beatstick
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Riveteers Requisitioner
When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Blitz (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
Blitz (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)
Creature - Rogue Lizard
Sticky Fingers
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.
Enchantment - Aura
Terrapact Intimidator
When this creature enters, target opponent may have you create two Lander tokens. If they don't, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. (A Lander token is an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")
Creature - Scout Kavu
You've Been Caught Stealing
Choose one —
• Threaten the Merchant — Each creature blocks this turn if able.
• Bribe the Guards — You create a Treasure token for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
• Threaten the Merchant — Each creature blocks this turn if able.
• Bribe the Guards — You create a Treasure token for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn. (It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Sorcery
Ramp
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Earth Rumble
Earthbend 2. When you do, up to one target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. (To earthbend 2, target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that's still a land. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped. Creatures that fight each deal damage equal to their power to the other.)
Sorcery
Removal
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Tokens
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{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck is stupid, but it's not bad. I want you to grasp that as I take you through the deck's whole goal:\nRamp to Roxanne on Turn 4 if possible. Now you might be saying, \"Then why aren't you running a Sol Ring?\" and I'll tell you why, because Sol Ring is boring.\nThis deck is not trying to be boring, this deck is sweaty, desperate, and weird.\nThis deck is for people who want a project. You are going to constantly be looking at cards and saying, \"Oh that would work great with her!\" But the problem you're going to keep reaching is a simple one, \"I'm out of stuff to play!\"\nThe ramp on this commander will make you feel like a bad friend, because you're having fun. You're a problem for everyone around you, but your cards are stupid. Someone's got a little problem creature and no one wants to spend their removal on it? Meteor 'em! Look at you, killing The Great Goblin without casting a spell. Look at you, killing off that Mother of Runes with a colorless effect. You're not Eldrazi, why are you doing this to us? Because you're packing a very stupid gun. This isn't like Karlov, where you're exiling people and looking scary, no, you have an airsoft rifle and it pisses people off when you shoot them, but coming after you for killing their little guys leaves them open, and you have actually managed to build up a board. You've shown off enough instant speed interaction to put some pause on 'em.\nBe proud of your stupid cat with her shiny rocks. Fix this deck.\n"}]}