Saepio
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Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
+1: Tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
−2: Draw a card for each tapped creature target player controls.
−8: You get an emblem with "You have no maximum hand size" and "Whenever a card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, you may return it to your hand."
−2: Draw a card for each tapped creature target player controls.
−8: You get an emblem with "You have no maximum hand size" and "Whenever a card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, you may return it to your hand."
Legendary Planeswalker - Tamiyo
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Angel's Grace
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
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Archangel of Tithes
Flying
As long as this creature is untapped, creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
As long as this creature is attacking, creatures can't block unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
As long as this creature is untapped, creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
As long as this creature is attacking, creatures can't block unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.
Creature - Angel
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Khalni Heart Expedition
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
Remove three quest counters from this enchantment and sacrifice it: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Remove three quest counters from this enchantment and sacrifice it: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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Snapcaster Mage
Flash
When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Creature - Human Wizard
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Detention Sphere
When this enchantment enters, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
Enchantment
Phage the Untouchable
When Phage enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
Legendary Creature - Avatar Minion
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Doubling Season
If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
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Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lotus Petal"}},{"insert":". Produce 3 mana, then cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Show and Tell"}},{"insert":" . Drop "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Omniscience"}},{"insert":" . Then cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Enter the Infinite"}},{"insert":" putting a land back on top. Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Praetor's Counsel"}},{"insert":" if there are any needed cards in your graveyard. "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"\"I regret nothing.\""},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Now that you have "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Omniscience"}},{"insert":" in play and your entire deck in hand, you can cast nonland cards for free, but we still want infinite mana. We're going to do this a little differently this time."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Doubling Season"}},{"insert":" . Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tamiyo, the Moon Sage"}},{"insert":" . Since "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Doubling Season"}},{"insert":" is in play, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tamiyo, the Moon Sage"}},{"insert":" enters the battlefield with eight loyalty counters, so ultimate Tamiyo immediately ["},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tamiyo, the Moon Sage Emblem"}},{"insert":" ]. We now have no maximum hand size, but more importantly, cards put into our graveyard go directly back to our hand now."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" imprinting "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Counterspell"}},{"insert":" . Then cast the following cards: "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gilded Lotus"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Upwelling"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karn, Silver Golem"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Mycosynth Lattice"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Vedalken Orrery"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Fervor"}},{"insert":" , and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Volrath's Dungeon"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Produce infinite mana of all five colors easily by tapping "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gilded Lotus"}},{"insert":" for mana, then bounce "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Gilded Lotus"}},{"insert":" to your hand with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" . Return "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" to your hand because of the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tamiyo, the Moon Sage Emblem"}},{"insert":" . Rinse and repeat. It's worthwhile to note that this mana doesn't empty from your mana pool as steps and phases end because of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Upwelling"}},{"insert":" . We only do this once, then it's done."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Now that we have infinite mana, use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karn, Silver Golem"}},{"insert":" 's ability to turn "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" into an artifact creature."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Are you ready for it?"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Are you?"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"I don't think you are."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Now concede the game."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Lol just kidding... no but seriously, you'll concede later. Don't worry."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"green"},"insert":"Let the Epic Trolling Begin"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Volrath's Dungeon"}},{"insert":" discarding cards to return your opponent's cards in their hand to the top of their library until all of your opponents only have cards in their libraries. You won't run out of cards because "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tamiyo, the Moon Sage Emblem"}},{"insert":" puts all of your discarded cards back into your hand."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"If anyone has any cards in exile, don't let them get away with that shit. Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Pull from Eternity"}},{"insert":" putting those cards into their graveyard, then put them from their graveyard into their libraries by casting "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Loaming Shaman"}},{"insert":" . Bounce "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Loaming Shaman"}},{"insert":" back to your hand by casting "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" and recast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Loaming Shaman"}},{"insert":" targeting another player's graveyard if necessary. We want them having all of their cards inside their library. They won't be there for long though."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" . Make sure you have a very evil grin when playing this card. It adds to the effect."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" . As your opponents are reading "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" for the first time in their lives, remind them that three other important things are happening right now. The first important thing that is happening is that you've triggered "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" . The second important thing is that "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" gives each of your opponents a copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" . Finally, the third important thing is that you're about to blow the shit out of their ass."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Resolve "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" 's trigger first. The first time this happens, it's not as relevant. We untap our "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" but it's currently already untapped. The draw a card/discard a card thing on "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" is optional. Just choose not to."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" has given your opponents each a copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" . These enter the stack in AP/NAP order. That's Active Player / Non-Active Player order. Since you're the active player, your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" goes on the stack first. In turn order, each of your opponents also get one. You resolve them backwards, meaning that yours will be the last to happen. Allow each of your opponents' copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" to resolve."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Before your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" resolves, use the power of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Vedalken Orrery"}},{"insert":" to flash in "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" on your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" . This allows us a brief moment to cast spells without the opponents copying them. You can basically ignore the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" trigger on this one. Now tap "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" (which currently has "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Counterspell"}},{"insert":" imprinted) to cast a copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Counterspell"}},{"insert":" targeting your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" . Your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Counterspell"}},{"insert":" triggers "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" , which will untap "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" . Resolve the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" trigger, then resolve "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Counterspell"}},{"insert":" , countering your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" . "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Soul Summons"}},{"insert":" returns to your hand because of your emblem."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" returning "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" to your hand. Trigger and resolve "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" , as it doesn't do anything you care about right now. "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" returns to the battlefield."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Using that sequence, you can repeat that process to manifest every single card in your opponents' libraries. Doing that entire sequence 99 times to manifest all of your opponents cards will trigger "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" 396 times, and not counting any noncreature spells you have cast previously, this puts your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" 's power and toughness to something close to 400/400."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"So your opponents have literally their entire decks face down on the table. What should we do now? "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Thieves' Auction"}},{"insert":" ? Hmm... nah. While that would be funny, we'd rather continue the absurdity.\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"green"},"insert":"Absurdity Ensues"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Memnarch"}},{"insert":" and gain control of all of your opponents' face down cards. They all have haste from "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Fervor"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Attack your opponents with their own face-down decks for 198 damage each."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"But catch yourself. Don't go to damage yet. We're going to pull some hokus pokus really quick with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Vedalken Orrery"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Hide "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" under a "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":". "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"\"Wait... What's that?\""},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Turn "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" into a creature with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karn, Silver Golem"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" to make three token copies of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Donate each of your opponents a token copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Move to damage."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Each of your opponents takes lethal damage, and each of their "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":"s' replacement effects happen, shuffling all permanents they own into their library."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"If you're smart, you'll have caught on to what is happening. They shuffle all permanents they own into their library. Technically, their token copies of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":"s were created on my side of the field. I own them. So they stay in play."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Each opponent draws seven cards and their life total becomes 20."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Volrath's Dungeon"}},{"insert":" to put their hands back on top of their libraries."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"If you want, manifest their deck again and attack them again with their deck. Just use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Aggravated Assault"}},{"insert":" to get as many combat phases as you want. Every time you do, they just shuffle their cards back up."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"If you're bored of how this game is going, simply manifest your opponents' entire libraries again, take all of their cards with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Memnarch"}},{"insert":" , then attack them again with their face-down decks, giving all of their cards +1/+0 and infect with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tainted Strike"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"When you resolve damage, each of your opponents will receive 297 poison counters. "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" tries to save them, but the game is stuck in a loop. "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" provides a replacement effect for losing the game, but doesn't actually remove the poison counters, so as soon as state-based actions are checked again, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" goes off again. Since the game is now stuck in a loop, the game is a draw."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"But maybe there's part of you that wants to continue trolling your opponents. Maybe you're not quite done yet. Maybe they haven't had enough. Maybe your opponents want to continue sitting there checking their facebooks on their phones having entirely lost interest in your solitarization of the game."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"green"},"insert":"Let's Slaughter Them"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"This next trick really puts in the rubs."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" . It came from your hand. You don't lose the game."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" on your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" to return "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" back to the battlefield."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" targeting your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" . "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" gives each of your opponents a copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" . This will all happen in Active Player / Non-Active Player order. Each of your opponents are smart enough not to target "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" . But that's okay."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"The opponent whose "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" is going to resolve first will target something. You respond by casting a face-down "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Willbender"}},{"insert":" . Flip it face up and change their target to "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Temur Sabertooth"}},{"insert":" (because "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" wont give your opponents a copy of this). Return "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Willbender"}},{"insert":" to your hand."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"For each other opponent that didn't target "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" , make sure their target get changed to "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" . As each opponents' "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" resolves, they will get a token copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Phage the Untouchable"}},{"insert":" that they own, and since that token didn't come from their hand, it kills them, shuffling up with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":". Remember your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" trigger when each of your opponents get rekt."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Before your copy "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" resolves, hide "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" under "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" and tap "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" to counter your copy, because fuck that."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"You can keep doing that until you're bored of killing your opponents by giving them token copies of Phage the Untouchable."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Door to Nothingness"}},{"insert":" . Turn it into a creature with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karn, Silver Golem"}},{"insert":" . Then untap it by casting "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Tainted Strike"}},{"insert":" on it, triggering "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Jeskai Ascendancy"}},{"insert":" which will do the untapping."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Throw the door at each of your opponents a bunch of times, making them constantly lose the game, shuffling their cards into their library, and constantly triggering "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"After you've killed your opponents about 200 times in these manners, your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" has about 200 power."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stuffy Doll"}},{"insert":" naming yourself. (it's only fair)"},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" making three token copies of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stuffy Doll"}},{"insert":" , naming each of your opponents."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":{"card-link":"Donate"}},{"insert":" each opponent their respective "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stuffy Doll"}},{"insert":" . Say it's their late birthday presents, and you remembered they each wanted dolls."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Pit Fight"}},{"insert":" , fighting "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" against each opponents' respective "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stuffy Doll"}},{"insert":" s many, many times."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Make sure that they know that every time you kill them and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" saves them, they don't get to shuffle away the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" or "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stuffy Doll"}},{"insert":" , because those tokens are owned by you, and your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" gets a little bigger, making it hit them just a little harder every time. Ask them if they feel like it's hurting slightly more every time you do it to them. It only makes logical sense."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"At this point, you're probably getting tired, having defeated your opponents potentially infinite times in the course of a single game in a variety of different ways. It's time to really show them how hardcore of a troll you are. Why would we finish them off? That's no fun."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"green"},"insert":"Let's End This, Sort Of"},{"attributes":{"header":1},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Manifest your opponent's entire libraries again. Don't gain control of them though."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" . It's an artifact because of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Mycosynth Lattice"}},{"insert":" . Turn it into a creature with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karn, Silver Golem"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Mirrorweave"}},{"insert":" on "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" . Every creature in play becomes a copy of the originally printed "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" . At this point our "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" and our "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cosi's Trickster"}},{"insert":" also become "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" . Your opponents' entire decks are face-down on the table and have become 99 copies of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" . At this point, your opponent's lean in intently. "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"\"Really? You're casting that?\""},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Say, \"Yes, I am.\" Then "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Stifle"}},{"insert":" its "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"enters the battlefield"},{"insert":" ability, much to the dismay of your opponents."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Unhide "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" by "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" ing your "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" to your hand."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" targeting "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" . Your opponents get copies of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" . This time, there are only two creatures on the battlefield. A "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" , and an animated "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" . Every other creature has become a noncreature version of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" . Use "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Willbender"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Temur Sabertooth"}},{"insert":" to ensure that they target "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" here."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"As the first opponent resolves a "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" , it will exile all permanents they "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"control"},{"insert":", including their "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":", and will remove 99 instances of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Nefarious Lich"}},{"insert":" they own from their side of the field, putting 99 triggers of "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"you lose the game"},{"insert":" on the stack."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Don't let them off that easy. Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Angel's Grace"}},{"insert":" , which they get a copy of from "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" . Split Second plays no role in harming this interaction. They stay alive this turn."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"After each opponent survives 99 "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"you lose the game"},{"insert":" triggers from their own copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Angel's Grace"}},{"insert":" , it comes time for your copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" to give you a copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" . Don't worry, it won't resolve."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" hiding "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cancel"}},{"insert":" targeting your copy of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" . It is at this time that your opponents might be wondering why you ever even used "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" to copy "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Counterspell"}},{"insert":" when you had "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Cancel"}},{"insert":" in your hand the entire time, or why you even put "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Isochron Scepter"}},{"insert":" into the equation at all. Just tell them to shut up and pay attention."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Archangel of Tithes"}},{"insert":" , "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Abyssal Persecutor"}},{"insert":" , and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Omen Machine"}},{"insert":" . Turn the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Omen Machine"}},{"insert":" into a creature with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Karn, Silver Golem"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Unhide "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Hive Mind"}},{"insert":" by bouncing "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Detention Sphere"}},{"insert":" again with "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Boomerang"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Cast "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Rite of Replication"}},{"insert":" to give your opponents each a copy of those creatures including the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Omen Machine"}},{"insert":" , changing their targets to the correct targets when necessary using a combination of instant speed "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Willbender"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Temur Sabertooth"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Each opponent now has a token of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" that they own which exiled their entire deck. They own the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" because the token came into play under their control. In the same fashion, they each own an "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Archangel of Tithes"}},{"insert":" , an "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Abyssal Persecutor"}},{"insert":" , and an "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Omen Machine"}},{"insert":" . They have no mana. Every card in their deck is exiled to their "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Worldgorger Dragon"}},{"insert":" ."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Now you just concede, grabbing your cards and walking away in your trench coat. Your opponents keep their token copies you allowed them to have because you gave them those token copies in such a way that they own the tokens. Even though you are no longer in the game, those tokens stay in play."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"insert":"Your opponents can't draw cards. They can't lose the game. They can't win the game. They can't attack. They can't interact with each other. They're stuck in a never-ending game that isn't technically an inescapable loop, so it's not a draw. There are only two things each player can do for the rest of the game. They can pass turn, and they can concede. That's it. If they truly appreciate what actually happened, they'll pick up their cards without conceding, theoretically each imagining that the game continues forever within them, sentenced to eternal stalemate. Let it be a memory of the time they each peered into the "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Lich's Mirror"}},{"insert":" and escaped death an uncountable number of times under an unrelenting series of disasters."},{"attributes":{"list":"bullet"},"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"drops mic"},{"insert":"\n"}]}