Upon the Meathook • (Mono-Black Commander deck) • Archidekt

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Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $0.79

Massacre Girl

Menace
When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$0.79 $0.54 $0.17

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Counters

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Bloodcrazed Paladin

Flash
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature that died this turn.

Creature - Knight Vampire

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Counters

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Creature

Qty: 2 Price: $4.84

Slaughterhouse Bouncer

Hellbent — When this creature dies, if you have no cards in hand, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Creature - Warrior Ogre

$0.35 $0.04 $0.15

Wall of Putrid Flesh

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Protection from white
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by enchanted creatures.

Creature - Wall

$4.49 $3.72 $2.08

Creature

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Discard

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Devour Intellect

Target opponent discards a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, instead that player reveals their hand, you choose a nonland card from it, then that player discards that card.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Murderer's Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip—Discard a card.

Artifact - Equipment

$0.35 $0.11 $0.15

Discard

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Drain

Qty: 3 Price: $6.33

Blood Artist

Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Vampire

$5.49 $2.77 $1.96

Massacre Girl, Most Wanted

Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, Massacre Girl deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain 1 life.
Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Massacre Girl.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$0.35 $0.25 $0.15

Roiling Horror

Roiling Horror's power and toughness are each equal to your life total minus the life total of an opponent with the most life.
Suspend X—

. X can't be 0. (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay

and exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Whenever a time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature - Horror

$0.49 $0.36 $0.15

Drain

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Draw

Qty: 9 Price: $11.67

Body Count

Spectacle

(You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Draw a card for each creature that died under your control this turn.

Instant

$4.49 $3.46 $2.91

Harvester of Souls

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature - Demon

$1.99 $1.03 $0.86

Massacre Girl, Known Killer

Menace
Creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

$1.49 $0.59 $0.34

Morbid Opportunist

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Creature - Human Rogue

$0.49 $0.40 $0.15

Necrosynthesis

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
When enchanted creature dies, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is its power. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.79 $0.35 $0.15

Read the Bones

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.26 $0.15

Village Rites

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Instant

$0.99 $0.31 $0.15

Draw

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Evasion

Qty: 2 Price: $0.70

Cursed Flesh

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 and has fear. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Enchantment - Aura

$0.35 $0.13 $0.15

Thrill-Kill Assassin

Deathtouch
Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature - Human Assassin

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Evasion

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Finisher

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Exsanguinate

Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.42 $0.15

Finisher

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Infect

Qty: 1 Price: $0.59

Flesh-Eater Imp

Flying
Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature - Imp Phyrexian

$0.59 $0.20 $0.15

Infect

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Land

Qty: 38 Price: $44.62

Cradle of the Accursed

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, Sacrifice this land: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land - Desert

$0.35 $0.21 $0.15

Dunes of the Dead

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When this land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Land - Desert

$0.35 $0.29 $0.15

Forbidden Orchard

: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.

Land

$16.99 $11.39 $9.96

Ifnir Deadlands

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, Pay 1 life: Add

, Sacrifice a Desert: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land - Desert

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Leechridden Swamp

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.)
This land enters tapped.

: Each opponent loses 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more black permanents.

Land - Swamp

$1.49 $0.73 $0.51

Mortuary Mire

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

: Add

Land

$0.69 $0.35 $0.15

Piranha Marsh

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, target player loses 1 life.

: Add

Land

$0.35 $0.28 $0.15

Scene of the Crime

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Artifact Land - Clue

$0.69 $0.38 $0.17

Swamp

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Basic Land - Swamp

$0.35 $0.31 $0.15

Tomb Fortress

This land enters tapped.

: Add

, Exile this land: Mill four cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land

$4.49 $5.04 $4.03

Tomb of Urami

: Add

. Tomb of Urami deals 1 damage to you if you don't control an Ogre.

, Sacrifice all lands you control: Create Urami, a legendary 5/5 black Demon Spirit creature token with flying.

Legendary Land

$2.79 $3.96 $2.12

Westvale Abbey

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, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token.

, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform this land, then untap it.

Land

Westvale Abbey // Ormendahl, Profane Prince (soi) 281

$5.49 $3.38 $2.28

Witch's Cottage

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This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps.
When this land enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Land - Swamp

$1.49 $0.40 $0.15

Land

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Lifegain

Qty: 1 Price: $1.99

Sangromancer

Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may gain 3 life.
Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may gain 3 life.

Creature - Vampire Shaman

$1.99 $1.23 $0.75

Lifegain

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Ramp

Qty: 1 Price: $0.49

Defiler of Flesh

Menace
As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost

less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creature - Horror Phyrexian

$0.49 $0.41 $0.15

Ramp

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Recursion

Qty: 5 Price: $4.63

Betrayal of Flesh

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature.
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Entwine—Sacrifice three lands. (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.09 $0.15

Body Launderer

Deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, this creature connives.
When this creature dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature - Rogue Ogre

$1.79 $1.08 $0.97

Dig Up the Body

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.18 $0.15

Reassembling Skeleton

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature - Warrior Skeleton

$0.35 $0.33 $0.15

Victimize

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Sorcery

$1.79 $0.68 $0.42

Recursion

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Removal

Qty: 29 Price: $39.07

Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.69 $0.18

Cannibalize

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. Exile one of those creatures and put two +1/+1 counters on the other.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Captain's Hook

Equipped creature gets +2/+0, has menace, and is a Pirate in addition to its other creature types.
Whenever this Equipment becomes unattached from a permanent, destroy that permanent.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.49 $0.33 $0.15

Devour Flesh

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice, then gains life equal to that creature's toughness.

Instant

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Eyeblight Massacre

Non-Elf creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.20 $0.15

Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery

$0.69 $0.34 $0.15

Flesh Allergy

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Destroy target creature. Its controller loses life equal to the number of creatures that died this turn.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.19 $0.15

Fleshbag Marauder

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Creature - Warrior Zombie

$0.39 $0.37 $0.15

Go for the Throat

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

Instant

$1.29 $0.28 $0.15

Grappling Hook

Equipped creature has double strike.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may have target creature block it this turn if able.
Equip

Artifact - Equipment

$0.99 $0.77 $0.36

Massacre

If an opponent controls a Plains and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Sorcery

$0.99 $0.36 $0.15

Massacre Wurm

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

Creature - Wurm Phyrexian

$4.49 $2.05 $2.09

Meathook Massacre II

When Meathook Massacre II enters, each player sacrifices X creatures of their choice.
Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, they may pay 3 life. If they don't, return that card under your control with a finality counter on it.

Legendary Enchantment

$3.99 $2.44 $2.08

Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.32 $0.15

Murderous Compulsion

Destroy target tapped creature.
Madness

(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.23 $0.15

Murderous Cut

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for

.)
Destroy target creature.

Instant

$0.35 $0.27 $0.15

Murderous Rider

Lifelink
When this creature dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature - Knight Zombie

$0.59 $0.24 $0.15

Murderous Spoils

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You gain control of all Equipment that were attached to it. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Instant

$0.35 $0.12 $0.15

Mutilate

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.

Sorcery

$0.59 $0.34 $0.15

Plaguecrafter

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. Each player who can't discards a card.

Creature - Human Shaman

$0.59 $0.42 $0.27

Slaughter

Buyback—Pay 4 life. (You may pay 4 life in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant

$3.99 $4.63 $1.65

Slaughter Pact

Destroy target nonblack creature.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay

. If you don't, you lose the game.

Instant

$1.99 $1.76 $0.67

Slice from the Shadows

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.)
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Instant

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

Sudden Spoiling

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Until end of turn, creatures target player controls lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 0/2.

Instant

$6.49 $5.51 $4.07

Swarmyard Massacre

Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Then each creature that isn't an Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each creature you control that's an Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.

Sorcery

$5.99 $4.44 $3.73

Syphon Flesh

Each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each creature sacrificed this way.

Sorcery

$0.35 $0.26 $0.15

To the Slaughter

Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead that player sacrifices a creature and a planeswalker of their choice.

Instant

$0.49 $0.20 $0.15

Tragic Slip

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

Instant

$0.49 $0.27 $0.15

Zombie Cannibal

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may exile target card from that player's graveyard.

Creature - Zombie

$0.35 $0.15 $0.15

Removal

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Sac Outlet

Qty: 1 Price: $0.69

Flesh Carver

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
When this creature dies, create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is this creature's power.

Creature - Human Wizard

$0.69 $0.38 $0.28

Sac Outlet

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Tokens

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Slaughter Specialist

When this creature enters, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature - Vampire Warrior

$2.29 $0.99 $0.52

Spoils of Blood

Create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn.

Instant

$1.99 $2.03 $1.32

Tokens

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Tutor

Qty: 1 Price: $2.49

Fleshwrither

Transfigure

(

, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a creature card with the same mana value as this creature, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Transfigure only as a sorcery.)

Creature - Horror

$2.49 $3.48 $1.47

Tutor

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Deck Info

Deck size: 100Est cost: $125.36

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Avg Mana Value: 3.13Total Mana Value: 194.00

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Avg Mana Value: 3.13Total Mana Value: 194.00

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