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Artifact

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Arms Depot
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Artifact - Contraption
Arms Depot (ust) 169
Bee-Bee Gun
Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "
: This creature fights another target creature."
Artifact - Contraption
Bee-Bee Gun (ust) 171
Cat Oven
When Cat Oven enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
, Sacrifice a Food: Create a 1/1 black Cat creature token. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Artifact
Cat Oven (unk) UA02a
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
,
: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
Artifact
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (ust) 142
Dogsnail Engine
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Artifact - Contraption
Dogsnail Engine (ust) 178
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82

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Burn

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Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15

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Counters

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By Gnome Means
, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.
Enchantment
By Gnome Means (ust) 4
Icing Manipulator
Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
,
: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Employee
Icing Manipulator (unf) 142
The Ozolith
Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
Legendary Artifact
The Ozolith (iko) 237

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Creature

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A Real Handful
As long as one or more hands are touching this creature, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching this creature, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching this creature, it has lifelink.
Creature - Child Alien Guest
A Real Handful (unf) 87
Abbot of the Sacred Meeple
Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)
Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.
Creature - Human Monk
Abbot of the Sacred Meeple (mb2) 507
Aerial Toastmaster
Flying
, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Creature Artifact - Cyborg Rigger
Aerial Toastmaster (ust) 2
Aerialephant
Flying
When Aerialephant enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Elephant Performer
Aerialephant (unf) 2
Agoraphobic Phyrexian
Flying
When Agoraphobic Phyrexian enters the battlefield, the plane effects of the Unknown event don't apply to this game for as long as it remains on the battlefield.
Creature - Cleric Phyrexian
Agoraphobic Phyrexian (unk) RW05a
Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Creature - Donkey
Assquatch (unh) 71
Atinlay Igpay
Oubleday ikestray
Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.
Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (und) 17
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (ulst) 34
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put
leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
Creature - The Biggest Baddest Nastiest
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 28
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card
more creatures.
Creature Scariest Ever See You'll
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (ugl) 29
Bad Ass
, Growl: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie Donkey
Bad Ass (unh) 49
Beast in Show
Trample
Creature - Beast
Beast in Show (ust) 103a
Bog Humbugs
Flying
Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.
Creature - Insect
Bog Humbugs (hho) 18
Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff
Vigilance
Nimble (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.)
Kithkin you control have thoughtweft. (A creature with thoughtweft has all printed keyword abilities of other creatures you control with thoughtweft.)
Legendary Creature - Archer Kithkin
Brigid, Who's Seen Some Stuff (mb2) 510
Cardpecker
Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Bird
Cardpecker (unh) 4
Chea, Friend to Maybe Too Many
Familiar spells you cast have flash. (Bats, Birds, Cats, Dragons, Faeries, Foxes, Frogs, Imps, Lizards, and Spiders are familiars, as well as any creature with "Familiar" in its name.)
: Add X
and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of familiars you control.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Chea, Friend to Maybe Too Many (mb2) 591
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Cheer
Lifelink, haste
When this creature enters, create two tokens that are copies of target token.
Evoke—Celebrate an opponent. (To celebrate an opponent, give them a gift, toast to them, or even just tell them you're grateful to be playing Magic together.)
Creature - Elemental Incarnation
Cheer (hho) 25
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Collectigull
Flying, protection from common
Whenever Collectigull attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Booster Fun card, you may put it into your hand.
Creature - Bird
Collectigull // Only the Best (ph19) 1
Creature Guy
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Beast
Creature Guy (unh) 93
Dairy Cow
Grazing type (This creature enters the battlefield with five milk counters on it for each Forest and/or Plant you control.)
Creature - Cow
Dairy Cow (mb2) 574
Dumb Ass
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Creature - Barbarian Donkey
Dumb Ass (unh) 75
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54a
Interplanar Brushwagg
Interplanar (This creature enters onto the interplanar battlefield. Players can't control creatures on the interplanar battlefield.)
Vigilance, haste
Whenever a player attacks with a creature with power 4 or greater, Interplanar Brushwagg also attacks the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Creature - Brushwagg
Interplanar Brushwagg (cmb2) 79
S.N.O.T.
You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
Creature - Ooze
S.N.O.T. (unh) 111
Squidnapper
When Squidnapper enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom —
and 2 life
Creature - Pirate Squid
Squidnapper (cmb2) 29
Werewhat
Daybound
As Werewhat enters the battlefield, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard or hand. If you do, that card becomes this creature's back face and that back face has nightbound. If you exiled a card from your hand this way, draw a card.
Creature - Werewolf
Werewhat (mb2) 587

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Draw

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Omni-Cheese Pizza
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Artifact - Food
Omni-Cheese Pizza (tmt) 176
Tomik, Wielder of Law
Affinity for planeswalkers (This spell costs
less to cast for each planeswalker you control.)
Flying, vigilance
Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, that opponent loses 3 life and you draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Tomik, Wielder of Law (soc) 333

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Enchantment

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A Chaotic Night in Vegas
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a mode at random among the previous playtest cards Night Out in Vegas, Another Night in Vegas, or Yet Another Night in Vegas. (Whichever of the 12 effects happens here, stays here... unless you hit a mode that makes you sacrifice the enchantment.)
Enchantment
A Chaotic Night in Vegas (unk) RB04h
A Good Thing
Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.
Enchantment
A Good Thing (cmb2) 86
Another Night in Vegas
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Another Night in Vegas (unk) RB14
Charm School
As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Charm School (ugl) 1
Curse of the Fire Penguin
Enchant creature
This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature (unh) 73
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Yet Another Night in Vegas
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen—
• See the sights — Surveil 3.
• Cause trouble — Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
• Get lost — Each player exiles a creature they control until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
• I'm fine! Let's go again! — All modes reset and can be chosen again. You lose 5 life.
• Go to bed — Sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Yet Another Night in Vegas (unk) RB04g

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Evasion

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Boldwyr Intimidator
Cowards can't block Warriors.
: Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn.
: Target creature becomes a Warrior until end of turn.
Creature - Warrior Giant
Boldwyr Intimidator (j25) 527
Hot Soup
Equipped creature can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it.
Equip
(
: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Hot Soup (plst) M15-219

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Instant

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He's Dead, Jim
Destroy target creature. Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
Instant
He's Dead, Jim (trk) 114
Stop That
Target player discards a card.
Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Stop That (unh) 63
You're Toast!
Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller manifests bread. (They look at the top two cards of their library and put one into their graveyard and the other onto the battlefield face down as a Food artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." It can't be turned face up. It's bread.)
Instant
You're Toast! (unk) UW13

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Land

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Barry's Land
: Add
.
Basic Land - Cloud
Barry's Land (cmb2) 113
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134

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Lifegain

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Adorable Kitten
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Host Creature - Cat
Adorable Kitten (und) 1
Holy Cow
Flash
Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Creature - Angel Ox
Holy Cow (otj) 16

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Mill

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Shared Trauma
Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player mills X cards, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
Sorcery
Shared Trauma (cm2) 76

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Plane

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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's Kitchen
Whenever you planeswalk here and whenever a creature enters under your control, create a Food token.
Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
Whenever Chaos ensues, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts or creatures. Draw that many cards and lose that much life.
Plane - Hell
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's Kitchen (punk) PLA025

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Pump

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Almighty Brushwagg
Trample
: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature - Brushwagg
Almighty Brushwagg (iko) 143

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Ramp

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Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Guy in the Chair
: Add one mana of any color.
Web Support —
,
: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Advisor
Guy in the Chair (spm) 102

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Removal

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A Good Day to Pie
Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
A Good Day to Pie (unf) 12
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay
to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar (mh2) 186
Ass Whuppin'
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Sorcery
Ass Whuppin' (unh) 117
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Bake into a Pie
Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Instant
Bake into a Pie (fdn) 169
Bar Entry
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 4
Chaos Confetti
,
: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Diaochan, Artful Beauty
: Destroy target creature of your choice, then destroy target creature of an opponent's choice. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
Diaochan, Artful Beauty (ptk) 108
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Nevinyrral's Disk
This artifact enters tapped.
,
: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
Artifact
Nevinyrral's Disk (fdc) 276
Oko, Thief of Crowns
+2: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
+1: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.
−5: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Legendary Planeswalker - Oko
Oko, Thief of Crowns (eld) 271
Shoot the Sheriff
Destroy target non-outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Everyone else is fair game.)
Instant
Shoot the Sheriff (slp) 43
Turn into a Pumpkin
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Instant
Turn into a Pumpkin (eld) 69
Uktabi Kong
Trample
When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
Creature - Ape
Uktabi Kong (unh) 115
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75
You Are Already Dead
Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.
Draw a card.
Instant
You Are Already Dead (neo) 129

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Sac Outlet

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Feaster of Fools
Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for
or one mana of that creature's color.)
Flying
Devour 2 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with twice that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
Creature - Demon
Feaster of Fools (mh1) 90

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Sorcery

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Who's That Praetor?
Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor
Sorcery
Who's That Praetor? (mb2) 506

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Stax

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Void Winnower
Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. (Zero is even.)
Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.
Creature - Eldrazi
Void Winnower (bfz) 17

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Tokens

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Box of Free-Range Goblins
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
Sorcery
Box of Free-Range Goblins (ust) 77
City Pigeon
Flying
When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Creature - Bird
City Pigeon (msc) 769
Great Ugly-Looking Goblin
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Creature - Goblin Soldier
Great Ugly-Looking Goblin // Clap! Snap! (hob) 74
Myr Sire
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.
Creature Artifact - Myr Phyrexian
Myr Sire (cmm) 400
Squirrel Dealer
When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Creature - Bird Lizard Raccoon
Squirrel Dealer (ust) 123
Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '
,
, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip
.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artificer
Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith (cmr) 204

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Tokens & Extras

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Boo
Trample, haste
Legendary Creature Token - Hamster
Boo (tclb) 9

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Deck Info

Deck stats

30 pips - 27 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
12 pips - 7 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
43 pips - 21 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
12 pips - 9 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
18 pips - 15 cards
4 mana - 4 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
1 mana - 1 card
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